Starlord

A Trump supporter dies and goes to the pearly gates. There he sees St Peter and gets excited and walks towards the pearly gates.
 
St. Peter says, "I want you to know, on the whole you were a good person, that's why you're going in. But we almost had to send you to hell because you voted for Trump."
 
"What do you mean? Trump is the best president ever and a devout Christian!"
 
St. Peter snorts and says, "He's nothing of the sort. He's vain, greedy, an adulterer, racist, and corrupt. As soon as he dies we're sending him straight to hell."
 
The Trump supporter shakes his head, his eyes wide and mutters unhappily, "Oh my gosh. I didn't realize the deep state went this far!"

Stop playing with your sex robots at the dinner table, it's rude.

I love hearing from people who think laws have any actual effect on Trump. I lost that  level of optimism over a year ago. 

It causes the body's mechanisms for regulating bradykinin to go haywire.  Everyone knows the only thing that can control a bunch of bradykin is the calm and steadying influence of Mike and Carol Brady.

I vote for Drax.

Could this mean the locust plague was actually Mothra?

He laid the smack down on that virus's candy a$$.

I vote for Drax.

The problem with Captain Marvel is she has no flaws or personality aside from hypercompetent aloofness. If she were a female Maverick from Top Gun it’d be different. 

Made from the skin of real Hawaiians?