Half-Breed Love Songs : a thread for posting the love-songs that memorialize
the origins of the half-orc, the pixie fairy, the gnome-titan, tieflings, etc.
So, a sorceress goes into a bar on the frontier, orders herself a flagon, and....
This was never the way I planned
Not my intention.
I got so brave, mead in hand
Lost my discretion
It's not what I'm used to
Just wanna try you on
I'm curious, for you,
Caught my attention
I kissed an Ork, And I liked it
the taste of beefsteak on the tusks
I kissed an Ork, Just to try it
I hope the paladin don't mind it
It felt so wrong, It felt so right,
peeling off his chainmail late that night
I kissed an Ork, And I liked it
the smell of ale in his mustache
No, I don't even know your clan
It doesn't matter
You are stronger than a man
Sub-human nature
Not what lawful girls do
Not how they should behave
My head gets so confused
Hard to obey
I kissed an Ork, And I liked it
the smell of ale in his mustache
I kissed an Ork, Just to try it
I hope the paladin don't mind it
It felt so wrong, It felt so right
dropped the weapons late that night
I kissed an Ork; And I liked it
Humanoids are so magical
Strong hands, red eyes, so damn virile
Hard to resist, bear-huggable
Too good to deny it
Ain't no big deal it's innocent
I kissed an Ork - And I liked it
the hint of bloodshed in his eyes
I kissed an Ork; Just to try it
maybe the cleric can just fix it...