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    Tjack reacted to Pariah in Jokes   
    A young woman is seeing her boyfriend for the last time before leaving for a six month internship in Venice. She asks him, "Would you like me to bring home something for you?"
     
    "Yeah," he replies. "Can you bring me home an Italian girl?"
     
    "Excuse me?"
     
    "I've always thought that Italian girls were super hot," he continues. "So if you could bring one home with you, I think the three of us could have a lot of fun together."
     
    "Okay," she says, "if that's what you really want."
     
    So she leaves for Venice the next morning, and the months fly by. The internship is a rousing success. She returns home, and her boyfriend picks her up from the airport. As they're driving home, has asks her, "So, before you left, you asked if there was anything I wanted you to bring back with you...."
     
    "I remember," she says, nodding her head.
     
    "And...?"
     
    "Well, I tried my hardest to do exactly what you asked me to do," she said. "But it's going to be at least another month before I find out whether it's a girl." 
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    Tjack reacted to Starlord in Funny Pics II: The Revenge   
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    Tjack got a reaction from Spence in Businesses/Shops in a Fantasy Town   
    It’s not exactly a business (Let’s not hear the dissenting opinions.) but a Temple or Church of some sort is generally a part of small town life.
      You’re also missing some sort of Healer or Doctor’s office.
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    Tjack reacted to Ternaugh in Foods for those that just don't care anymore   
    Well, if they were crudité, they'd fit well in this thread.
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    Tjack got a reaction from Christopher R Taylor in Fountain of Youth question   
    It’s a nice setup but you may end up finding the “every 90 days” part too constricting for long term “chase around the world” adventures.  Possibly renewing twice a year on the Solstice and Equinox or once a year on the anniversary may be easier to work around.   Just an idea.
        Good luck on the game.
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    Tjack reacted to Pariah in Random Song Lyrics Thread   
    Lady, are you crying?
    Do the tears belong to me?
    Did you think our time together was all gone?
     
    Lady, you've been dreaming
    I'm as close as I can be
    And I swear to you
    Our time has just begun
     
    Close your eyes and rest your weary mind
    I promise I will stay right here beside you
    Today our lives were joined
    Became entwined
    I wish that you could know how much I love you
     
    Lady, are you happy?
    Do you feel the way I do?
    Are there meanings that you've never seen before?
     
    Lady, my sweet lady
    I just can't believe it's true
    And it's like I've never ever loved before
     
    Close your eyes and rest your weary mind
    I promise I will stay right here beside you
    Today our lives were joined
    Became entwined
    I wish that you could know how much I love you
     
    Lady, are you crying?
    Do the tears belong to me?
    Did you think our time together was all gone?
     
    Lady, my sweet lady
    I'm as close as I can be
    And I swear to you
    Our time has just begun
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    Tjack reacted to Pariah in Random Song Lyrics Thread   
    Had an uncle named Matthew
    He was his father's only boy
    Born just south of Colby, Kansas
    He was his mother's pride and joy
     
    Yes, and joy was just the thing that he was raised on
    Love is just the way to live and die
    Gold is just a windy Kansas wheat field
    And blue is just a Kansas summer sky
     
    And all the stories that he told me
    Back when I was just a lad
    All the memories that he gave me
    All the good times that he had
     
    Growin' up a Kansas farm boy
    Life was mostly havin' fun
    Ridin' on his Daddy's shoulders
    Behind the mule, beneath the sun
     
    Yes, and joy was just the thing that he was raised on
    Love is just the way to live and die
    Gold is just a windy Kansas wheat field
    And blue is just a Kansas summer sky
     
    Well, I guess there were some hard times
    And I'm told some years were lean
    They had a storm in forty-seven
    A twister came and stripped them clean
     
    He lost the farm and lost his family
    He lost the wheat and lost his home
    But he found a family Bible
    Faith as solid as a stone
     
    Yes, and joy was just the thing that he was raised on
    Love is just the way to live and die
    Gold is just a windy Kansas wheat field
    And blue is just a Kansas summer sky
     
    So he came to live at our house
    And he came to work the land
    He came to ease my Daddy's burden
    And he came to be my friend
     
    So, I wrote this down for Matthew
    And it's for him the song is sung
    Ridin' on his Daddy's shoulders
    Behind the mule, beneath the sun
     
    Yes, and joy was just the thing that he was raised on
    Love is just the way to live and die
    Gold is just a windy Kansas wheat field
    And blue is just a Kansas summer sky
     
    Yes, and joy was just the thing that he was raised on
    Love is just the way to live and die
    Gold is just a windy Kansas wheat field
    Blue is just a Kansas summer sky
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    Tjack reacted to Pariah in Random Song Lyrics Thread   
    Almost heaven, West Virginia
    Blue Ridge Mountains, Shenandoah River
    Life is old there, older than the trees
    Younger than the mountains, growin' like a breeze
     
    Country roads, take me home
    To the place I belong
    West Virginia, mountain mama
    Take me home, country roads
     
    All my memories gather 'round her
    Miner's lady, stranger to blue water
    Dark and dusty, painted on the sky
    Misty taste of moonshine, teardrop in my eye
     
    Country roads, take me home
    To the place I belong
    West Virginia, mountain mama
    Take me home, country roads
     
    I hear her voice in the mornin' hour, she calls me
    The radio reminds me of my home far away
    Drivin' down the road, I get a feelin'
    That I should've been home yesterday, yesterday
     
    Country roads, take me home
    To the place I belong
    West Virginia, mountain mama
    Take me home, country roads
     
    Country roads, take me home
    To the place I belong
    West Virginia, mountain mama
    Take me home, country roads
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    Tjack reacted to Pariah in Random Song Lyrics Thread   
    I know just how to whisper
    And I know just how to cry
    I know just where to find the answers
    And I know just how to lie
     
    I know just how to fake it
    And I know just how to scheme
    I know just when to face the truth
    And then I know just when to dream
     
    And I know just where to touch you
    And I know just what to prove
    I know when to pull you closer
    And I know when to let you loose
     
    And I know the night is fading
    And I know the time's gonna fly
    And I'm never gonna tell you everything I've gotta tell you
    But I know I've gotta give it a try
     
    And I know the roads to riches
    And I know the ways to fame
    I know all the rules and then I know how to break 'em
    And I always know the name of the game
     
    But I don't know how to leave you
    And I'll never let you fall
    And I don't know how you do it
    Making love out of nothing at all
    Out of nothing at all

    Everytime I see you all the rays of the sun are
    Streaming through the waves in your hair
    And every star in the sky is taking aim at
    Your eyes like a spotlight
     
    The beating of my heart is a drum, and it's lost
    And it's looking for a rhythm like you
    You can take the darkness at the pit of the night
    And turn into a beacon burning endlessly bright
    I've gotta follow it 'cause everything I know
    Well, it's nothing 'til I give it to you
     
    I can make the runner stumble
    I can make the final block
    I can make every tackle at the sound of the whistle
    I can make all the stadiums rock
     
    I can make tonight forever
    Or I can make it disappear by the dawn
    I can make you every promise that has ever been made
    And I can make all your demons be gone
     
    But I'm never gonna make it without you
    Do you really want to see me crawl
    And I'm never gonna make it like you do
    Making love out of nothing at all
    Out of nothing at all
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    Tjack reacted to Pariah in And now, for your daily dose of cute...   
    Domo arigato. 
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    Tjack reacted to Logan D. Hurricanes in Funny Pics II: The Revenge   
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    Tjack got a reaction from Grailknight in NPC backgrounds   
    I just steal ‘em.   Do you need an editor for a big city newspaper?  There’s the history’s for Perry White and J.J.J. on their comic company’s websites.  Not realistic enough?  Look up Ben Bradley on Wikipedia, he was the editor of the Washington Post during Watergate. 
          Do you need a soldier or a cop?  Comics, movies, TV and history are full of them.   I like to use obscure stuff and go whole hog.  I saw a bad movie that starred Tommy Lee Jones as the Commander of a squadron of Apache helicopters.  (Fire Birds)  Soon after my Star Wars campaign had a new Commander for its B-wing squadron.
         Check out the episode of Big Bang Theory where Wolowitz is the DM for their D&D game.  The actor is a very good mimic and breaks out celebrity voices for all the NPC’s.   You don’t have to go that far, but I find that casting a real person in the role gives me an immediate grasp of what they sound, look and behave like.
            Good luck.
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    Tjack reacted to Didsva in Free transport familiarity in HD   
    Sorry I didn't know that mechs did count for combat piloting if I had know that I wouldn't have made a post. I hope that you can forgive me for not having the knowledge about all the details that isn't in the manuals yet
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    Tjack got a reaction from Starlord in Funny Pics II: The Revenge   
    If it was they’d all be wearing masks.
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    Tjack reacted to Cygnia in Funny Pics II: The Revenge   
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    Tjack reacted to Cancer in Jokes   
    Don't forget Destiny.  There's always a Destiny, according to Joe Bob Briggs.
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    Tjack reacted to steriaca in Anchored in "Space"   
    Let me look in the Hero System Book of Templates. Ah...page 15, "Immovable Man", the template version of The Blob. He has got this power: "Clinging (80 STR), Limted Power (Only to resist being moved, -1/2)" 24 Active Points, 16 Real Points. He also has this power: "Knockback Resistance -20m, Unified Power (Reflection, -1/4)" 20 Active Points, 16 Real Points. 
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    Tjack reacted to Bazza in Jokes   
    They say that Prudence, Faith, Charity, Hope, and Temperance, are virtues...except when they get together as Friday is 'Ladies Night'. 
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    Tjack reacted to Pariah in Jokes   
    Yo mama so dumb, she thinks the Fourier series is a show on Netflix.
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    Tjack got a reaction from archer in Nightcrawler Builds to Share?   
    That only means he wouldn’t be hit.  It doesn’t make the two guards fire into each other.
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    Tjack got a reaction from nedoking in Nightcrawler Builds to Share?   
    “Writers fiat” it’s also sometimes called “Holding the stupid ball”.  That’s the trope where a giant ball of stupidity seems to pass from one character to another like in the game Wonder Ball.  From character to character because without them acting in a clueless or out of character manner the whole plot falls apart.
     
       🎼The Wonder Ball goes round and round-To pass it quickly, you are bound-If you’re the one who holds it last-The game for you has quickly passed-And...You...Are...Out!🎶
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    Tjack got a reaction from archer in Jokes   
    Not to mention what Mr. Barnes went through.
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    Tjack reacted to Cygnia in And now, for your daily dose of cute...   
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