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Tjack reacted to Logan D. Hurricanes in Jokes
Ninety-seven percent of people are stupid.
Thank God I'm in the other 5%.
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Tjack reacted to HeroGM in Dice Spill does "damage"
https://www.cnet.com/culture/internet/truck-spills-more-than-200000-gaming-dice-onto-highway/
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Tjack reacted to Pariah in Random Song Lyrics Thread
We don't talk about Bruno, no, no, no!
We don't talk about Bruno... but
It was my wedding day
(It was our wedding day)
We were getting ready, and there wasn't a cloud in the sky
(No clouds allowed in the sky)
Bruno walks in with a mischievous grin-
(Thunder!!)
You telling this story, or am I?
(I'm sorry, mi vida, go on)
Bruno says, "It looks like rain"
(Why did he tell us?)
In doing so, he floods my brain
(Abuela, get the umbrellas)
Married in a hurricane
(What a joyous day... but anyway)
We don't talk about Bruno, no, no, no!
We don't talk about Bruno!
Hey! Grew to live in fear of Bruno stuttering or stumbling
I could always hear him sort of muttering and mumbling
I associate him with the sound of falling sand, ch-ch-ch
It's a heavy lift, with a gift so humbling
Always left Abuela and the family fumbling
Grappling with prophecies they couldn't understand
Do you understand?
A seven-foot frame
Rats along his back
When he calls your name
It all fades to black
Yeah, he sees your dreams
And feasts on your screams (hey!)
We don't talk about Bruno, no, no, no! (We don't talk about Bruno, no, no, no!)
We don't talk about Bruno (we don't talk about Bruno!)
He told me my fish would die
The next day: dead! (No, no!)
He told me I'd grow a gut!
And just like he said... (no, no!)
He said that all my hair would disappear, now look at my head (no, no! Hey!)
Your fate is sealed when your prophecy is read!
He told me that the life of my dreams would be promised, and someday be mine
He told me that my power would grow, like the grapes that thrive on the vine
(Óye, Mariano's on his way)
He told me that the man of my dreams would be just out of reach
Betrothed to another
It's like I hear him now
Hey sis, I want not a sound out of you (it's like I can hear him now)
I can hear him now
Um, Bruno...
Yeah, about that Bruno...
I really need to know about Bruno...
Gimmie the truth and the whole truth, Bruno
(Isabella, your boyfriend's here)
Time for dinner!
A seven-foot frame (it was my wedding day, it was our wedding day)
Rats along his back (we were getting ready)
When he calls your name (and there wasn't a cloud in the sky)
It all fades to black (no clouds allowed in the sky!)
Yeah, he sees your dreams (Bruno walks in with a mischievous grin-)
And feasts on your screams (thunder!)
You telling this story, or am I?
I'm sorry, mi vida, go on (óye, Mariano's on his way)
Bruno says, "It looks like rain" (a seven-foot frame, rats along his back)
In doing so, he floods my brain
Married in a hurricane
He's here!
Don't talk about Bruno, no! (Why did I talk about Bruno?)
Not a word about Bruno
I never should've brought up Bruno!
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Tjack reacted to Pariah in Quote of the Week From My Life.
"Geddy Lee looks like an intergalactic time-traveling wizard."
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Tjack got a reaction from wcw43921 in Funny Pics II: The Revenge
Disney’s The Black Hole wasn’t all that bad for what and when it was. It was an Escape to Witch Mountain or The Apple Dumpling Gang kind of film with solid for its era special effects. It was written for 10 year olds, with joy in their hearts. Not 25 year old college students with a stick up their butts.
And let’s also lay off the British for a while. It was funny at first, and I was a part of it. But it’s starting to look like just piling on and that’s just mean.
We can still bitch about the Russians though.
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Tjack got a reaction from Scott Ruggels in What Is the Worst Movie You've Ever Seen?
After major heart surgery and a small stroke I had to spend time in a rehab hospital to re-learn walking and climbing stairs. They only had one closed circuit TV channel and it played movies . On the weekend the guy who programmed the movies took off and would leave three films on a repeating loop. From my first day there on Friday afternoon until Tue morn. (Holiday weekend) I was trapped in a bed watching Snow Dogs, Legally Blonde & A Beautiful Mind.
Try watching A Beautiful Mind for four days straight coming down off of heavy medication while having short term memory lapses.
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Tjack reacted to Bazza in Funny Pics II: The Revenge
If you want to have a go at someone who deserves it, it is not a whole country’s population, but Melvin.
Melvin is the traditional antagonist for the NGD.
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Tjack reacted to Logan D. Hurricanes in Funny Pics II: The Revenge
The new Moon Knight series on Disney+ looks great.
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Tjack got a reaction from slikmar in Funny Pics II: The Revenge
I’ve been Brit-bashing as much as anybody else here, but they do have two very important things going for them...
1) They have given the world The Beatles, The Rolling Stones, Led Zeppelin, Monty Python and Eric Clapton.
2) They’re not the French.
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Tjack got a reaction from Duke Bushido in Funny Pics II: The Revenge
I’ve been Brit-bashing as much as anybody else here, but they do have two very important things going for them...
1) They have given the world The Beatles, The Rolling Stones, Led Zeppelin, Monty Python and Eric Clapton.
2) They’re not the French.
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