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Tjack

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    Tjack reacted to Logan D. Hurricanes in Jokes   
    Ninety-seven percent of people are stupid.
     
    Thank God I'm in the other 5%.
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    Tjack got a reaction from archer in Defenders Saga Characters   
    Very nice write-ups. Thanks.
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    Tjack reacted to HeroGM in Dice Spill does "damage"   
    https://www.cnet.com/culture/internet/truck-spills-more-than-200000-gaming-dice-onto-highway/
     
     
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    Tjack reacted to Logan D. Hurricanes in Funny Pics II: The Revenge   
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    Tjack reacted to Pariah in Random Song Lyrics Thread   
    We don't talk about Bruno, no, no, no!
    We don't talk about Bruno... but
     
    It was my wedding day
    (It was our wedding day)
    We were getting ready, and there wasn't a cloud in the sky
    (No clouds allowed in the sky)
    Bruno walks in with a mischievous grin-
    (Thunder!!)
    You telling this story, or am I?
    (I'm sorry, mi vida, go on)

    Bruno says, "It looks like rain"
    (Why did he tell us?)
    In doing so, he floods my brain
    (Abuela, get the umbrellas)
    Married in a hurricane
    (What a joyous day... but anyway)

    We don't talk about Bruno, no, no, no!
    We don't talk about Bruno!
     
    Hey! Grew to live in fear of Bruno stuttering or stumbling
    I could always hear him sort of muttering and mumbling
    I associate him with the sound of falling sand, ch-ch-ch
    It's a heavy lift, with a gift so humbling
    Always left Abuela and the family fumbling
    Grappling with prophecies they couldn't understand
    Do you understand?
     
    A seven-foot frame
    Rats along his back
    When he calls your name
    It all fades to black
    Yeah, he sees your dreams
    And feasts on your screams (hey!)
     
    We don't talk about Bruno, no, no, no! (We don't talk about Bruno, no, no, no!)
    We don't talk about Bruno (we don't talk about Bruno!)
     
    He told me my fish would die
    The next day: dead! (No, no!)
    He told me I'd grow a gut!
    And just like he said... (no, no!)
    He said that all my hair would disappear, now look at my head (no, no! Hey!)
    Your fate is sealed when your prophecy is read!
     
    He told me that the life of my dreams would be promised, and someday be mine
    He told me that my power would grow, like the grapes that thrive on the vine
    (Óye, Mariano's on his way)
     
    He told me that the man of my dreams would be just out of reach
    Betrothed to another
    It's like I hear him now
    Hey sis, I want not a sound out of you (it's like I can hear him now)
    I can hear him now
     
    Um, Bruno...
    Yeah, about that Bruno...
    I really need to know about Bruno...
    Gimmie the truth and the whole truth, Bruno
    (Isabella, your boyfriend's here)
    Time for dinner!
     
    A seven-foot frame (it was my wedding day, it was our wedding day)
    Rats along his back (we were getting ready)
    When he calls your name (and there wasn't a cloud in the sky)
    It all fades to black (no clouds allowed in the sky!)
     
    Yeah, he sees your dreams (Bruno walks in with a mischievous grin-)
    And feasts on your screams (thunder!)
    You telling this story, or am I?
    I'm sorry, mi vida, go on (óye, Mariano's on his way)
     
    Bruno says, "It looks like rain" (a seven-foot frame, rats along his back)
    In doing so, he floods my brain
    Married in a hurricane
    He's here!
     
    Don't talk about Bruno, no! (Why did I talk about Bruno?)
    Not a word about Bruno
    I never should've brought up Bruno!
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    Tjack reacted to mattingly in Funny Pics II: The Revenge   
    Groovy.
     

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    Tjack reacted to Pariah in Quote of the Week From My Life.   
    "Geddy Lee looks like an intergalactic time-traveling wizard." 
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    Tjack reacted to IndianaJoe3 in Favorite Green-themed Superhero   
    What about this guy?
     
     
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    Tjack reacted to Ragitsu in A Thread for Random Videos   
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    Tjack reacted to Cygnia in Favorite Green-themed Superhero   
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    Tjack reacted to Logan D. Hurricanes in Favorite Green-themed Superhero   
    This one?
     

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    Tjack reacted to Logan D. Hurricanes in Funny Pics II: The Revenge   
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    Tjack reacted to Cygnia in Funny Pics II: The Revenge   
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    Tjack got a reaction from wcw43921 in Funny Pics II: The Revenge   
    Disney’s The Black Hole wasn’t all that bad for what and when it was.  It was an Escape to Witch Mountain or The Apple Dumpling Gang kind of film with solid for its era special effects.   It was written for 10 year olds, with joy in their hearts.  Not 25 year old college students with a stick up their butts.

          And let’s also lay off the British for a while.  It was funny at first, and I was a part of it.  But it’s starting to look like just piling on and that’s just mean.
      We can still bitch about the Russians though.
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    Tjack got a reaction from Scott Ruggels in What Is the Worst Movie You've Ever Seen?   
    After major heart surgery and a small stroke I had to spend time in a rehab hospital to re-learn walking and climbing stairs. They only had one closed circuit TV channel and it played movies . On the weekend the guy who programmed the movies took off and would leave three films on a repeating loop. From my first day there on Friday afternoon until Tue morn. (Holiday weekend) I was trapped in a bed watching Snow Dogs, Legally Blonde & A Beautiful Mind.
       Try watching A Beautiful Mind for four days straight coming down off of heavy medication while having short term memory lapses.
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    Tjack reacted to Bazza in Funny Pics II: The Revenge   
    If you want to have a go at someone who deserves it, it is not a whole country’s population, but Melvin. 
     
    Melvin is the traditional antagonist for the NGD. 
     
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    Tjack reacted to Logan D. Hurricanes in Funny Pics II: The Revenge   
    The new Moon Knight series on Disney+ looks great.
     

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    Tjack got a reaction from slikmar in Funny Pics II: The Revenge   
    I’ve been Brit-bashing as much as anybody else here, but they do have two very important things going for them...
    1) They have given the world The Beatles, The Rolling Stones, Led Zeppelin, Monty Python and Eric Clapton.
    2) They’re not the French.
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    Tjack got a reaction from Ninja-Bear in Martial Hero   
    Also called “The Nick Fury Effect”.
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    Tjack got a reaction from Duke Bushido in Funny Pics II: The Revenge   
    I’ve been Brit-bashing as much as anybody else here, but they do have two very important things going for them...
    1) They have given the world The Beatles, The Rolling Stones, Led Zeppelin, Monty Python and Eric Clapton.
    2) They’re not the French.
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    Tjack reacted to wcw43921 in Jokes   
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    Tjack reacted to Logan D. Hurricanes in Funny Pics II: The Revenge   
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    Tjack reacted to Cygnia in Funny Pics II: The Revenge   
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    Tjack reacted to Cygnia in Foods for those that just don't care anymore   
    My 1st attempt at challah

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    Tjack reacted to Logan D. Hurricanes in Funny Pics II: The Revenge   
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