Pariah
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Asia was born from the rubble of Yes, King Crimson, Emerson Lake & Palmer, and The Buggles.
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I'm gonna go with . . . Yes.
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The guys far left and center are/were in Asia, too.
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Specifically, the Yes lineup for the most recent album (Heaven & Earth) and the supporting tour.
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Those aren't yes-men. THESE are Yes-men!
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You're talking about statistics, aren't you? I've never taken a statistics class . . . but I learned enough about the subject from Analytical Chemistry to be able to tutor it in college.
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...that number being approximately 50.
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Q - Why are you running 15 terawatts through that copy of Atlas Shrugged? A - I can't believe everyone is finished already.
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Who doesn't, really?
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...or an old-school television.
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Did we really need to see that?
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Does anything, really? (The answer is yes. The February 2015 Down With VIPER! Superdraft matters! Come and join us, starting at 5:00 EST today!)
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Q - Why do we have to memorize the names and formulas of all these polyatomic anions? A - I'm never gonna stop the rain by complainin' . . but I'm gonna complain anyway.
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Keeping up with the Kardashians. New Topic: Unexpected consequences of living the same day over and over and over again.
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Had that happened, don't you think the entire Internet would be aflame by now?
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Promise to upgrade him to vodka, neon green, and a Speedo next year. New Topic: Now that the Big Game is over, how will we all pass our time until training camps open in the fall?
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Whoa. Mind blown.
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Q - Stephenie Meyer's writing a new series centered around the Queen of the Undead? A - It should never have happened. It didn't need to happen. But I'm glad it did.
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Little girl won't go down for a nap in her bed, but will fall asleep on the living room floor.
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Host an Amway meeting concurrently.
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He's holding your family hostage. (With a respectful nod to Bunneh.)
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Which is more destructive: 15 kg of gasoline in the presence of a strong oxidizing agent, or a 15 kg toddler? Discuss.
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How many homes will be burglarized while people are watching the Big Game at sports bars, friends' homes, or Hooters.
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Also referenced by June Carter at her husband's recording at Folsom Prison. Johnny Cash: "I just like watching you sing." June Carter: "But my mouth is all the way up here!"
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I have ancestors in Denmark within six generations on both sides. My paternal grandfather had a bumper sticker on his pickup truck that read, "I'm not a good Dane, I'm a great Dane."
