Pariah
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Agreed in every particular.
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"Eighteen minutes of action, crammed into three hours of boredom." That's how my dad describes baseball. And as far as basketball goes, Dad once told a pollster, "If the NBA All-Stars were playing in my back yard, I wouldn't turn on the porch light to watch them."
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To miss class, maybe?
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A - Just how have you managed to remain immortal for 50,000 years, Mr. Savage? Q - If you don't like the job I'm doing, you're welcome to try it yourself.
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My father in law used to take his headphones and listen to college football games on the radio...at the stadium.
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What did he ever do to you?
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Q: So, did you hear that Captain Kirk is going to be completely celibate in the next movie? A: Yes, I blame the IRS for that, too.
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Foods for those that just don't care anymore
Pariah replied to nexus's topic in Non-Gaming Discussion
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Yeah, motion pictures have gone straight to purgatory since the introduction of the talkie.
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Scientifically speaking, it is because you are a spazzy, beetle-headed doofus with the intellect of a mule hoof that I have not yet succeeded in taking over the world.
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I never had that kit, but I do use a brush. I'll never go back to using shaving creme from a can. I can't. I won't.
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Maybe carbon dating would be more effective?
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Cheese-covered bacon delivered by an attractive young man/woman?
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...then PLEASE don't mention it to Cygnia.
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He was a boy detective in the sixties, wasn't he?
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I hope they're not spoiled.
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Another punny topic for us to go hog-wild on?
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As a former Mormon missionary, I have to say that's pretty darn funny.
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"It's not like any cheese I've ever seen." -Wallace
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Q - Mr. Gretzky, we wanted to welcome you by making you a customized jersey of our high school football team. It's number 66, right? A - One after 909.
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Isn't Fantasy Football just D&D for jocks?
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...having sense enough to stay in when it's cold and wet outside....
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Q - Wanna listen to a Justin Beiber / Miley Cyrus marathon with me? A - Nobody cares about the cat. Sorry.
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Q - Where does Queen Elsa keep all her money? A - In a snow bank.
