Q - What's the difference between doctors and chiropractors?
A - Doctors don't go around telling people they're chiropractors.
(Told to me by a chiropractor, incidentally.)
It would be hailed as the greatest feminist novel of the young century as the story of a young woman who allows nothing to stand between her and her ultimate desires.
New Topic: Foxbat just signed a multi-million dollar endorsement deal! What is he endorsing?
Q - Tell me again how that 3000-mile long rift on Mars formed?
A - I feel fantastic! And I've never felt as good as how I do right now, except for maybe when I think of how I felt that day when I felt the way that I do right now! Right now! Right now!
It's been pretty stable for the past half a million years or so, so it's not a bad place to be in that respect.
And if the supervolcano were to erupt, most of the northwestern United States, including where I live, would be in serious trouble.