Pariah

The version we make over here is more like a cake than a bread per se. It's made with bananas, sugar, flour, baking soda and/or baking powder, vanilla extract, and spices like cinnamon and nutmeg. It also frequently features walnuts, though I have seen a hazelnut version as well. I'd send you a recipe, but I don't want to have to convert all the archaic units. There is a bread that can be made with plantains. I think I had it once. It wasn't memorable enough for me to be sure.

Q - So, Syndrome, how was your weekend? A - I'm not cleaning that up. I don't have the certification, and I certainly don't have the equipment.

True. Rotten bananas are not delicious. ...unless they are mashed and used to make banana bread.

And let me take this opportunity to go on the record and say: Bananas are delicious.

Spilled some 1 molar sodium hydroxide during a demo today. I don't know yet if any of it got on my new pants. If so, I'm going to need some new new pants.

Don't all great stories begin with a mistake?

Not in my second period class, apparently.

Overheard in class: "When you buy gas, you're buying liquid exploding dinosaurs. It's pretty cheap if you think of it that way."

Who knows what's possible through the Internet these days?

Precognitive Clairsentience, Limitation: Nobody believes you (-1)

You of all people should recognize that one!

If we had the ability to see gamma rays, would it not logically follow that we had evolved to survive the exposure?

Wouldn't it be cool if we could see gamma rays?

Have you reported to the Ministry of Silly Walks?

I use things like this sometimes in my classes when we start talking about the periodic table , because it gets them thinking about patterns and making predictions. My personal favorites are: __ __ __ __ __ __ J A S O N __ O T T F F S S __ __ __ __ __ __ W T F __ __ __ Y __ B __ __

If I have the proverbial two left feet, does that make me a leftist?

Reminds me of a line from an old Jimmy Buffett song: "Tryin' to make a point of protecting the innocent, but none of them can be found...."

Who, me?

A photon checks into a fancy hotel. The bellhop asks, "Can I help you with your luggage?" The photon replies, "I don't have any. I'm traveling light."

Excuse me, is this the Non-Sequiturs thread?

...as if there were any.

The Infernal Choirs have begun singing "Let It Go" around the clock.

I got home from work today to find the front door wide open and my wife on her hands and knees sniffing the living room carpet, and I thought, "Aw Hell, it's gonna be one of THOSE nights."

I see what you did there.

Yes?