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Pariah

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  1. You can use my one-year-old as a reference on this point if you need to. That kid gets into everything.
  2. Who says life is fair? Where is that written?
  3. Instead of the Rose Bowl, you end up in Rose Park, one of the shadier neighborhoods of Salt Lake City, Utah.
  4. Although I am a high school chemistry teacher, I have never watched Breaking Bad. I accidentally saw about three minutes of one episode, and that was all I'm ever going to need. Ditto for The Big Bang Theory.
  5. Q - How do you propose to build customized planet, anyway? A - Never mind, I don't care.
  6. A leak, especially if he's been taking everyone else's coffee. New Topic: Foxbat's resolutions for the new year.
  7. So this dyslexic guy walks into a bra....
  8. Pshaw. You Scandinavians and your silly letters.
  9. Supermassive black holes just suck. (Although that song was one of the few redeeming features of the Twilight movie.)
  10. Why can't we all just use nanometers and be done with it?
  11. Keep a dream log of some kind, maybe?
  12. Hey, I know karate. (And, like, six other words in Japanese.)
  13. What kinda fantasy world are you living in, pal?
  14. Q - So, you just signed up for cable service with Comcast? A - We don't really deal in that sort of thing any more. These days, it's all about ball bearings.
  15. Every day it's the same old thing: inhale, exhale, repeat.
  16. I have seen the movie 'Ghost' in it's entirety, but never start to finish in a single sitting.
  17. Q - You know that the Cleveland Browns are going to win three Super Bowls in the next ten years with Johnny Manziel as their quarterback, don't you? A - Just let it go.
  18. This is a Scandinavian thing, isn't it?
  19. There is a Creepy Pics thread here. You guys know that, right?
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