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Pariah

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  1. You know what they say: There are no old, bold chemists. And aren't you supposed to be on holiday or something? (Not that I'm unhappy to see you, of course.)
  2. Don't make me smack you with my cane, ya little whippersnapper!
  3. Death Tribble's inexplicable fascination with that plain-looking girl from the X-Files. New Topic: Unexpected consequences of Katy Perry singing at the Super Bowl halftime show.
  4. Hasn't it been a problem in the past?
  5. Isn't that just Cancer's question rephrased?
  6. Mostly I know Hypatia from that final episode of the original Cosmos.
  7. Students occasionally ask me how old I am. I usually say, "I'm so old, my Social Security Number is in Roman numerals."
  8. That should polarize the class sufficiently. I hope it proves enlightening to at least a few of them.
  9. Do you think I would have known had Lord Mhoram not told me?
  10. You are all aware that Freddie was, for the most part, monogamous during his life, right?
  11. The cheesiest pickup line of all time:
  12. And can you believe that a human being could have that kind of vocal range?
  13. Perhaps because Freddie Mercury was awesome?
  14. Q - Is that dragon really belching sriracha? A - Love will always hunt you down.
  15. Conversely, in the grand cosmic scheme of things, why would it (or anything else) really matter?
  16. New Topic: Three songs found on your favorite superhero's iPod.
  17. New Jersey Governor Chris Christie's presidential aspirations. New Topic: The actors portraying Star Lord and Captain America have made a friendly wager on the outcome of the Super Bowl. What other celebrities are making wagers, and what are they betting?
  18. My brother fell down a flight of stairs and landed on concrete. He suffered a traumatic brain injury and has never been the same.
  19. Envy for the neighbors who own a solid-platinum Hummer.
  20. Ads for feminine hygiene products . . . featuring Betty White.
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