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Pariah

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  1. Cribbage, Rodeo Rummy, and Hollywood Game Night. I foresee many entertaining evenings ahead.
  2. I like hydrogen. Clean, simple, elegant.
  3. I would buy one of those on the spot if I ever saw one.
  4. Something to do with the blue police box I found in my driveway on December 24th, I expect.
  5. Dark side. Light side. I'm the guy with the light saber.
  6. Your January credit card bill is more than the gross national product of Togo.
  7. I think Obsidian went back to his home world after they replaced him with Ironside in Fifth Edition.
  8. Oh no, not another math joke. Sum one please save us!
  9. "What is a 'reboot disc', and why did it come to me instead of Tony Stark?" (Too soon? )
  10. Oddly enough, I once received a tract from one of the evangelical groups encouraging me to "Read the New Testament starting at the Gospel of John and through Revelations [sic]". Which led me to wonder, "What does your church not want me to see in Matthew, Mark, and Luke?"
  11. I had a couple of interesting ones recently that I actually typed up. When Teachers Dream Toxic Dreams Red Dream
  12. He sends Donner and Blitzen to 'have a little chat' with you in a dark alley.
  13. Would you believe I've never seen either one?
  14. Q - Wow, that 'back injury' coming up just as you were about to head back to work sure is inconvenient, isn't it? A - No, I told her to shave the pig and boil the apples.
  15. This is brilliant. I wonder how much trouble I'd get in if I posted the quote on Facebook... (Or in my classroom. )
  16. Q - What the *$^%? A subscription the the Jelly of the Month club?! A - I'm trying to decide whether it's worth the jail time.
  17. Abrams is wearing the metal bikini and the chains in the trailer. New Topic: Prominent NGD posters and what's really in their letters to Santa Claus.
  18. Isn't that a staple of slapstick comedy?
  19. Doesn't the back of the head work better for that? (I ask for strictly academic reasons. )
  20. ...at which point it's really more a pharmacology experiment than an actual muffin.
  21. I just got an idea for my next Champions character....
  22. Finding a perfect metaphor is like trying to balance a muffin on a pencil.
  23. Q - What kind of mushrooms did you guys have on the pizza at last night's gaming session, anyway? A - Nobody knows the trouble I've been....
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