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Pariah

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  1. Challenge Vladimir Putin to an arm-wrestling match as a solution to the Ukraine crisis.
  2. Made it through Week One. Now I have to grade homework-- Why'd I give so much?
  3. Genesis: "No Son of Mine" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GsUpBsbJy4Y
  4. Q - Which animal's intelligence best matches that of your local elected official? A - I'm sorry, but the mockery you've brought upon yourself is entirely deserved.
  5. You're no longer invited to family dinners, because the Other Guy is your brother-in-law.
  6. Friends irritates me more than pretty much any other television show I know. (And yes, we own all ten seasons on DVD.)
  7. I was unaware that cats could even be taught.
  8. Procrastinators of the world, unite! (Tomorrow.)
  9. Have the producers show a subliminal image of some kind of simian each time Sarah Palin, Mike Huckabee, or John Boehner are mentioned/quoted.
  10. Oreos. I've had the reduced fat Oreos. They're awful.
  11. There are three kinds of people in this world: Those who can count, and those who can't.
  12. There are two big secrets to ultimate success in this life: 1. Never tell everyone everything you know.
  13. There are two kinds of people in this world: Those who can extrapolate to find missing information.
  14. For the record, I thought your old avatar was outstanding.
  15. I've been meaning to read Bang! The Complete History of the Universe by Brian May, et. al. Anyone here read it?
  16. There's this Dr. Brown who I've heard is pretty smart....
  17. But can you buy a Cadillac one piece at a time?
  18. "RJ Reynolds has just announced the takover of several small marijuana-growing operations. In other news, Virginia and the Carolinas are expected to legalize marijuana tomorrow." New Topic: The streets of your town/city are now flowing with lime Jell-O. Who's responsible, and why?
  19. 3. "Resist" by Rush (Rush is a trio, of course, and "Resist" is in 3/4 time.)
  20. Okay, it's been a while, but I'll bite. 1. "Gimme Three Steps" by Lynyrd Skynyrd 2. "Joy to the World" by Three Dog Night
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