Pariah

Sir Alec Guinness

Dollars, Kroner, or Euros?

It's unfortunate how often those two things-- being brilliant and bring a jerk--seem to go together.

Ouch!

Hayden Christensen and Natalie Portman.

Sure, as long as you don't tell the guy I stole it from.

George Lucas, for making Star Wars I-III.

Frank Sinatra, Sammy Davis Jr, and Dean Martin were walking along the beach when they saw a strange creature that had been washed ashore. Frank took a closer look and said, "What do you think, boys? Some weird kind of fish?" Sammy took a closer look and said, "That's no fish. It doesn't have any fins. It's got to be a snake of some kind." Dean took a closer look and said, "That, my friends, is neither a snake nor a fish. That's a moray."

Fun, but no, not convenient to carry or use as legal tender.

Organic chemistry makes me feel silly sometimes.

Q - What do you get when you throw a hand grenade into a kitchen in Paris?

Q - What's long, brown, and sticky?

Now you're talking about chemistry.

Q - Are you still trying to make a piña colada margarita? A - I'd say yes, if you could demonstrate that it will really vaporize a grapefruit in under two seconds.

You're enjoying an evening at the bar when a priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk in.

Or Edgar Allen Poe?

To be, or not to be?

To be, or not to be?

That's the magic of science.

Did we really have a choice?

I feel that the more one knows about the Universe, the more fully one can appreciate how amazingly beautiful and complex it is.

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Is that human years or dog years?

Q - What is the average I.Q. of reality TV stars? A - I'd prefer a book, thanks.

That pumpkin cheesecake milkshake looks amazing.