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Pariah

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  1. Q - Is that really a feather from a sixteen-ton duck? A - They don't use scissors, as far as I know.
  2. I should really be packing.
  3. Q - How much vodka did you drink last night, anyway? A - I have to keep remembering that I chose this.
  4. Q - How can we get the State Legislature to stop passing such stupid laws? A - No, I'm afraid that's not legal here, either.
  5. Do you actually know any middle schoolers? (Because I do, and most of 'em haven't got a clue.)
  6. I had almost completely repressed the memories of that. But not any more. Thanks a heap. Back to the drawing board....
  7. Rick Pitino, Sean Miller, and Mike Krzyzewski are all hanging out in bars lamenting what could have been.
  8. And what about Q? Why do we even have that letter?
  9. Q - So, are you and Jewel Staite going to make that Firefly fanfic movie you wrote? A - I haven't actually seen him, but I understand that he's quite impressive.
  10. In my experience, there are ALWAYS surprises.
  11. Was Joan of Arc the name of Noah's wife?
  12. You son of a gun, I'm the best that's ever been.
  13. I once gave up Lent for a girl. It wasn't so bad.
  14. Personally, I'm looking forward to the new version of Dark Star, where the alien will be a CGI beach ball. New Topic: How does Hank Pym get his revenge for being left out of Avengers: Age of Ultron?
  15. Just because it's legal doesn't mean people should do it.
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