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Pariah

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  1. I dispute the notion that you can't use duct tape to make fire. Q - How do you know you're drinking liquor from a Klein bottle? A - Only on days that end in 'Y'.
  2. Felger and Coombs have been assigned to come with you.
  3. Little kids: Living proof of the Second Law of Thermodynamics.
  4. It's what you get after drinking too many Coronas, I think.
  5. Q - Did you just shrug as I was telling you all my problems? A - She's utterly mad, no question.
  6. He's put a price on your head so high that even the Beagle Boys don't want anything to do with you.
  7. Is it that we can't, or that we don't want to?
  8. From one of my former students: Q: What do you call iron blowing in the wind? A: Fe-breeze.
  9. Don't you know that hatred of math is the beginning of a slippery slope?
  10. Are you saying Wiccans don't practice trigonometry?
  11. I'm quite certain I have no idea what you're talking about.
  12. Yes, 2000 feet would make a big difference. I'm taking a geology course right now. Out unit last week was on sedimentary rocks and the associated formations. I'll bet you've got some pretty spectacular views nearby.
  13. When people ask me my political affiliation, I tend to want to answer "Agnostic".
  14. ...and you're a Seahawks fan. Let's not forget that.
  15. Some cadre of superpowered megalomaniacs, narcissists, and other psychopaths will buy the Oakland Raiders and manage it according to their whims of the moment. Nobody will notice the difference.
  16. No, thank you. What do you mean, that's not a question?
  17. Too many Pan-Galactic Gargle Blasters?
  18. Showing your age, aren't you? (Yes, I remember it too. )
  19. Funny, I was taught that conscience is the way you know that you're doing right by (insert deity here).
  20. Because the name "New Jersey Capulets" just sounds stupid.
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