Pariah
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What do you think I'm doing?
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You milked that one for all it was worth, didn't you?
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I think that's actually called "quantum curiosity".
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Only if he hasn't deactivated his GPS tracker.
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That's the attribution I've seen as well.
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That's all the answer I need.
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Sounds pretty easy, right?
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Q - How can you tell your math professor is sleep-deprived? A - For practical purposes, a cow can be considered a cylinder.
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After about a week and a half of unseasonably warm weather, it's snowing here now. That's a good sign.
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Q - What is the biggest lie of the last half-century? A - Honestly, I'd rather have the frontal lobotomy.
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What if I still prefer the telegraph?
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Synchronized swimming - Zan and Jayna, the Wonder Twins.
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The past?
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Q - If reversing the polarity doesn't fix the problem, what's the next step? A - To boldly go where no one has gone to the loo before.
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Will you also accept American Express?
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Beijing, to spend a few days at the water park that used to be the Olympic swimming venue.
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Don't they all these days?
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Sign language, anyone?
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Q - Is the President's teleprompter broken again? A - Approximately the same density as neutron star matter.
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With a large serving of steak tartare.
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That's implied by what I just said, isn't it?
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And the problem with that is....?
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...except to be commanded by a sheep who thinks he's a shepherd.
