Pariah

Detergent-scented projectile vomiting, more likely.

Where's the "groan" button...?

Ralph's redeeming quality was that he was a genuinely good person. What he lacked in skill or competence, he made up in heart. Hence, Greatest American Hero. If that's not going to be the case with the reboot, then I can think of no good reason to watch it. I guess we'll see.

...primarily because Death Tribble, one of.the financial backers for the film, demanded 150% of the gross. I have to read the contract more carefully next time.

The worst thing about a war is the silence between the battles, Victor thought to himself. He'd been in the room with Mechanon for almost an hour, during which time the mechanical hero hadn't made a sound. It was unnerving. In defiance of the silence, Victor spoke to himself. "We have five of the most powerful heroes on Earth leading the defense of our planet." He waited for a response, received none. "Five should be enough, shouldn't it?" With that, he thought he saw Mechanon move. He looked more carefully. He couldn't be sure. If it had moved, it had done so almost imperceptibly. "What, do you think we need one more?" No response. "You think we need one more." Nothing. "All right, we'll get one more." Option (Protagonist): Lady Shiva

Insect

Or, if we want to irritate Starlord.... FOURTRAN

I've worked with Fortran. It certainly had the effect of inducing profanity, in my experience.

We talked about Doppler shift last night.

Grading exams?

That's a perfectly valid criterion.

My brother wrote on Facebook today:

Kaeto has made a small fortune selling yachts to dentists.

Blackbody radiation?

You know those women in the background of those Robert Palmer videos? L. Marcus has them all on speed dial.

This is the Universe's punishment to our society for being too lazy and/or stupid to measure our own laundry detergent.

Reminds me of Soyuz (is he the right one)? from Red Dawn.

I'm a little conflicted as to what to do next. I may pick later today, or maybe twice tomorrow.

What a bunch of apple. That's the dumbest apple thing I've ever heard.

Ambrosia

Or, worse yet: M********* U*****.

...but it'll get the blame if Philly experiences a late-game collapse and Tom Brady wins another Super Bowl.

Roger Maris' home run record (without steroids). New Topic: Surprisingly funny things happening at next month's Winter Olympic Games.

Death Tribble is the living cube root of -731.

Where does one enlist? Asking for a friend.