Pariah

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Help Old Man exhume the corpse of whoever came up with Daylight Savings Time and shoot the same. New Topic: Unexpected side effects of having to adjust to Daylight Savings Time.

How can I not ask?!

The way Marxism worked in practice, FATAL might be a better representation.

Easy solution: Wash it down with a beverage from a Klein bottle.

Bond holds the rank of Commander in the SAS, if I remember the last Bond novel I read.

I could eat that. It would take me three days, but I could do it. Just sayin'.

Will the Forum even accept that image format?

Wait, what?

Fiat lux?

Jack, relax Get busy with the facts No zodiacs or almanacs No maniacs in polyester slacks Just the facts Gonna kick some gluteus max It's a parallax, you dig? You move around The small gets big It's a rig It's action, reaction Random interaction So who's afraid of a little abstraction? Can't get no satisfaction With the facts? You'd better run, homeboy That's a fact from Rome to Nome, boy

Stars In your multitudes Scarce to be counted Filling the darkness With order and light You are the sentinels Silent and sure Keeping watch in the night Keeping watch in the night You know your place in the sky You hold your course and your aim And each in your season Returns and returns And is always the same And if you fall as Lucifer fell You fall in flame!

Less talented, or just less famous?

Can you see me? Do you know my position? How quick is your eye? I have no home, no reason to roam Yet I travel the length of the sky I stretch my fingers, jagged, icy white, 'till my energy's all around My clutch is swift, my force is fearful, I convey it without a sound I live to free the skies from everyone Watch me run! The north wind rises Old man's eyes wondering deeply as he locks his door He knows the fear when I'm too near him He's seen me angry before The black intruding clouds approach as I release a destructive blow All the crashing, all the flashing light brings terror upon my foe I fight with force and power for my land I command the lightning's hand! (Run for cover) Oh your life is in vain if you try to escape me (Don't look back) Oh your wealthy world cannot save you 'Cause I'm gonna break you! I hear them moan, I hear them weep Because they feel I belong to the devil They feel the pain, and will again Until they stop reaching up for this level No one will defeat me, no one can I command the lightning's hand!

But then how would we know who you are?

Chaotic Good: Ditching school to go to a church activity.

Based on the content of our posts, how many of us would actually qualify for that?

Is it possible to Like a post twice?

Two questions from The Little Mermaid: 1) Why does Ariel struggle with the word 'feet'? Lots of ocean creatures have feet--her babysitter Sebastian the crab, for example. 2) Why does Ursula think Ariel would know what a bridge is? When you can move fully in a three-dimensional environment, bridges are completely unnecessary. Where would Ariel have ever seen a bridge? For that matter, where would Ursula have seen one? I think about things like this, you know.

Chloroform would be somewhat less excessive, would it not? ("Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?")

Entirely at your discretion.

Antidisestablishmentarianism?

That's a euphemism, right?

But it all was bull****! It was a ******* joke! And when I think of you, Linda, I hope you ******* choke!

New Topic: Three Songs featuring Female Vocalists (Pretty sure we've done this before, but we're doing it again.)