Pariah
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Is it possible that you've just misplaced a modifier?
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Wait, there's a two o' clock in the morning too?!
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He was big and bent and gray and old And I looked at him and my blood ran cold And I said, "My name is Sue! How do you do?! Now you're gonna die!"
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To me, a rubric is a way to assure that I grade all 200+ assignments the same way. It avoids accusations of favoritism. I hate using other people's rubrics, though. I always design my own, so that I can focus on exactly what I think is important.
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Yeah, what ever happened to that?
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Thingamadoodles!
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That's actually a brilliant strategy, you know that?
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Before navigating away from the page containing the rubric you've just spent twenty minutes working on, save the [unprintable] rubric! Idiot!
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Q: I'm sorry, Mr. Dubois, could you repeat the question? A: That's a juvenile fantasy, nothing more.
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Do we like big butts? Can we not lie?
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I have finally found the key To chart a course to the other side Of the galaxy I need to find the seventh sign Carved into the cover stone Of an ancient time And Ra will live forever He draws his powers from afar And built a gateway to the stars
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You folks are recalcitrant, aren't you?
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With glory and passion No longer in fashion The hero breaks his blade
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It's a Barnum and Bailey world Just as phony as it can be But it wouldn't be make believe If you believed in me
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"Nothing we're using today is particularly dangerous, but if you get a face full of ammonia, it will not be a good day for you."
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"It grieves me to have to say this, but you should never attempt to eat or drink anything you find in a chemistry lab."
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That's apocryphal, isn't it?
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Isn't he on first?
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Isn't Sam Wilson Captain America now?
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Do you think any of us believes you really look like Captain America?
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I could pay off my tab, pour myself in a cab, and be back to work before two. At a moment like this, I can't help but wonder: "What would Jimmy Buffett do?"
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All right, Lady P just confided in me that she's ready to begin defending her title starting April 1st. Just sayin'.
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#1: "Flowers on the Wall" by the Statler Brothers #2: "Roses for Mama" by C.W. McCall #3: "Bluebonnets" by Cross Canadian Ragweed
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They were sharp enough to stab another hole in the sky Hard enough to make the brightest diamond sigh Faster than the rockets on the Fourth of July Strong and cruel enough to make a statue of Mary cry
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We have a Marie Osmond sighting! Excellent!
