Pariah

Why is it considered bad if sharks are jumped over?

I want a girl with a mind like a diamond I want a girl who knows what's best I want a girl with shoes that cut And eyes that burn like cigarettes I want a girl with the right allocations Who's fast and thorough and sharp as a tack She playing with her jewelry, she's putting up her hair She's touring the facility and picking up the slack I want a girl with a short skirt and a long jacket I want a girl who gets up early I want a girl who stays up late I want a girl with uninterrupted prosperity Who uses a machete to cut through red tape With fingernails that shine like justice And a voice that is dark like tinted glass She's fast and thorough and sharp as a tack She's touring the facility and picking up the slack I want a girl with a short skirt and a long, long jacket I want a girl with a smooth liquidation I want a girl with good dividends At Citibank we'll meet accidentally We'll start to talk when she borrows my pen She wants a car with a cupholder armrest She wants a car that will get her there She's changing her name from Kitty to Karen She's trading her MG for a white Chrysler LeBaron I want a girl with a short skirt and a long jacket

Well, we've been everyplace between here and South Sioux And we've seen us a truckstop waitress or two But this gal's built like a burlap bag full of bobcats She's got it together

Grind

Yeah, somewhere in the 12-15 Hz range.

If you listen very carefully, you'll hear the subtle sound of me not arguing.

She had a long-running affair with one of her groupies, as I understood it. With her husband's knowledge, even.

Is unkindness really an appropriate response to people being unkind?

There's a mental image I never needed.

You are aware that "Someone" includes you, right?

I was initially against getting a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind.

Who would actually do that?

What's the difference between a riddle and a rhetorical question?

Oh, sure. Next I suppose you're going to tell me there was a second Highlander movie.

Q: Why don't Marxists like Earl Grey tea?

Q - What is Donald Trump's latest outrageous campaign claim? A - Banana-cantaloupe smoothies! On the house!

Are you, perhaps, referring to Lionel Twain, wealthy eccentric and murder victim from the classic mystery spoof film "Murder By Death"?

How about a blanket party?

Didn't you ask everyone?

'No' and 'Yes', respectively?

"Icarus II" by Kansas

Wouldn't you rather have a date with Mary Sue?

Why are we talking about the Presidential debates all of a sudden?

Ender Wiggins, perhaps?

If you continue to use 'bae' as though it were an actual word, I will have no choice but to punch you right in the feels.