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Pariah got a reaction from Matt the Bruins in Babylon 5
Today on social media, Claudia Christian said she had been asked how much she knows about the upcoming Babylon 5 reboot. This was her response:
"Only Joe knows that for now, so you should go bug him about it. He won't tell you, but the results should be amusing."
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Pariah got a reaction from Matt the Bruins in Coronavirus
Sometimes, the problems solve themselves.
Is it bad to think this way?
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Pariah got a reaction from BoloOfEarth in Funny Pics II: The Revenge
A couple of years ago I was having my kids sign up for Chromebooks from the class cart. I pointed out the printed form for them to use and told them to do their best Taylor Swift. I got a couple of quizzical looks, so I explained, "Find a blank space, write your name."
One of my students (who'd had me for a different class the previous year) groaned and said, "Mr. P, that's the worst joke you've ever told."
I responded with, "Okay, number one, that can't possibly be true." He reluctantly nodded in agreement. "And number two, why you gotta be so mean?"
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Pariah got a reaction from Cancer in Back To School: The September 2021 Superdraft
The poll is up!
Yeah, it's kind of a surprise to me, too.
Huge thanks to everyone who participated!
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Pariah reacted to Logan D. Hurricanes in Jokes
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes.
She hugged me.
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Pariah reacted to Greywind in Random Song Lyrics Thread
Oh, just a little bit dangerous You pack your bag, you take control
You're moving into my heart and into my soul
Get out of my way, get out of my sight
I won't be walking on thin ice to get through the night Hey, where's your work? What's your game?
I know your business but I don't know your name Hold on tight, you know she's a little bit dangerous
She's got what it takes to make ends meet
The eyes of a lover that hit like heat
You know she's a little bit dangerous You turn around, so hot and dry
You're hiding under a halo, your mouth is alive
Get out of my way, get out of my sight
I'm not attracted to go-, go deeper tonight Hey, what's your word? What's your game?
I know your business but I don't know your name Hold on tight, you know she's a little bit dangerous
She's got what it takes to make ends meet
The eyes of a lover that hit like heat
You know she's a little bit dangerous
Oh, just a little bit dangerous Hey, hey, hey, where's your work? What's your game?
I know your business but I don't know your name Hold on tight, you know she's a little bit dangerous
She's got what it takes to make ends meet
The eyes of a lover that hit like heat
You know she's a little bit dangerous She's armed and she's extremely dangerous
She's got what it takes to make ends meet
The eyes of a lover that hit like heat
You know she's a little bit dangerous
Oh, just a little bit dangerous Sa!
Hey, where's your work? What's your game?
I don't know your name
Hey you, oh, just a little bit dangerous
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Pariah reacted to Greywind in Random Song Lyrics Thread
One, two, three, four walking like a man
Hitting like a hammer
She's a juvenile scam
Never was a quitter
Tasty like a raindrop
She's got the look Heavenly bound
Cause heaven's got a number
When she's spinning me around
Kissing is a color
Her loving is a wild dog
She's got the look She's got the look (She's got the look) She's got the look (She's got the look)
What in the world can make a brown-eyed girl turn blue
When everything I'll ever do I'll do for you
And I go la la la la la she's got the look Fire in the ice
Naked to the t-bone
Is a lover's disguise
Banging on the head drum
Shaking like a mad bull
She's got the look Swaying to the band
Moving like a hammer
She's a miracle man
Loving is the ocean
Kissing is the wet sand
She's got the look She's got the look (She's got the look) She's got the look (She's got the look)
What in the world can make a brown-eyed girl turn blue
When everything I'll ever do I'll do for you
And I go la la la la la she's got the look Walking like a man
Hitting like a hammer
She's a juvenile scam
Never was a quitter
Tasty like a raindrop
She's got the look She goes (na na na na na na)
She's got the look She's got the look (She's got the look) She's got the look (She's got the look)
What in the world can make a brown-eyed girl turn blue
When everything I'll ever do I'll do for you
And I go la la la la la she's got the look What in the world can make you so blue
When everything I'll ever do I'll do for you
And I go la la la la la (na na na na na na)
She's got the look
She goes (na na na na na na)
She's got the look, she's got the look
She goes (na na na na na na)
She's got the look, she's got the look
She goes (na na na na na na) -
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Pariah got a reaction from tkdguy in Quote of the Week From My Life.
"That guy behind me was really not happy that I slowed down for that red light."
"He'll be even more unhappy when he's roasting in Hell for being a jackass."
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Pariah got a reaction from Cygnia in Coronavirus
My Mom used to say, "If you're looking for sympathy, try the dictionary. It's between sh*t and syphilis."
That seems appropriate just about now.
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Pariah got a reaction from tkdguy in Coronavirus
My Mom used to say, "If you're looking for sympathy, try the dictionary. It's between sh*t and syphilis."
That seems appropriate just about now.
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Pariah got a reaction from Logan D. Hurricanes in Back To School: The September 2021 Superdraft
The poll is up!
Yeah, it's kind of a surprise to me, too.
Huge thanks to everyone who participated!
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Pariah got a reaction from wcw43921 in Random Television Quotes
"I'll be a son of a bitch if I go to your funeral, Ty."
"Yes you will, sir. But we'll talk about your mother when I get back."
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Pariah got a reaction from Hermit in Poll: Back to School Superdraft
That's right, up ahead of schedule we have the poll(s) for the September 2021 Back to School Superdraft! You are asked to vote on two things here:
A) Which stories do you find most appealing? You may choose up to three options here.
2) Which school would you be most interested in seeing for yourself, as either a student or a visitor? Choose only one!
There are eight amazing options form which you can choose. They are presented below (under a Spoiler tag for verbosity).
Voting closes Thursday, September 30th at midnight.
Thanks to everyone who participated, and to everyone who votes!
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Pariah got a reaction from Hermit in Back To School: The September 2021 Superdraft
The poll is up!
Yeah, it's kind of a surprise to me, too.
Huge thanks to everyone who participated!
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Pariah reacted to Hermit in Coronavirus
Unless Simon or someone else higher up chooses to over ride me, in this thread, folks can post "Fuck Covid". I'll even make a note of it in the F word sticked thread.
My sympathy for you, your wife, her friend, and his poor kids.