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    Clonus got a reaction from Duke Bushido in Funny Pics II: The Revenge   
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    Clonus got a reaction from Quackhell in Create a Villain Theme Team!   
    Naked Anarchy is, as the name implies, an anarchist.  She is actually covered by something that looks like a flesh-tone body-stocking that makes her look faceless and anatomically incomplete.  What it actually is, is a symbiotic lifeform which protects her from injury, allows her to see and sonar sense in every direction, boost her agility and strength and rapidly repairs any damage.  It can also disable security systems with a touch and lets her be a master of disguise.  Her crimes are acts of left anarchist protest, that include graffitti and other vandalism, breaking and entering and theft of corporate and government documents and participating in Antifa-related violence.  She doesn't talk in costume, only communicating via twitter and tumbler.   She posts her purloined documents to Wikileaks.  
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    Clonus got a reaction from Quackhell in Create a Villain Theme Team!   
    De Minimis or just "Minimis" is the team's expert in burglary.  Thanks to his ability to shrink, and to shrinks object he carries and his expertise with security systems, he can penetrate any place's defences to remove or place any desired object without leaving a trace.  
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    Clonus got a reaction from BoloOfEarth in Create a Villain Theme Team!   
    De Minimis or just "Minimis" is the team's expert in burglary.  Thanks to his ability to shrink, and to shrinks object he carries and his expertise with security systems, he can penetrate any place's defences to remove or place any desired object without leaving a trace.  
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    Clonus got a reaction from Matt the Bruins in Coronavirus   
    Alberta has a new premier.  They didn't elect her, she just slipped into the job via a party convention.  So for at least the next seven months Albertans will have a premier who:
    1.  Declared that the unvaccinated were the most discriminated against minority in her lifetime.  
    2.  Declared her intention to keep schools from mandating masks.  
    3.  Declared her intention to keep businesses from requiring masks for entry.
    4.  Declared her intention to ban vaccination requirements for employment.  
    5.  Announced that she was going to pardon all the people arrested for the protest that cut off the flow of goods across the border creating shortages and costing billions.  The premier has no pardoning authority.  
    6.  Announced that she's going to fire every competent professional in the provincial health service so they can be replaced with crackpots pushing dewormer.  
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    Clonus got a reaction from Riposte in Catalog of Super-Realities   
    One of the world's most enthusiastic explorers of alternate realities is Doctor Odysseus.  These are a few of the worlds he has visited and named:
     
    Gaia:  The Champions Universe.  Alternatively, your homegrown campaign universe if it could be the birthplace of a dimension-hopper named Doctor Odysseus.
      
    Hera:  A universe where the most powerful supers got together and created a standardized set of laws that they would enforce on the entire planet of Earth.  National governments still exist but their ability to make and enforce criminal laws is restricted.  One of their laws is the one requiring every active super to join their gigantic super-team.  
     
    Athena:  A universe where almost every person on Gaia has an opposite sex counterpart
     
    Thanatos:  A universe where almost all of Gaia's superheroes have fallen to a necromantic villain who revived them as undead under his control.
     
    Hecate:  Magic is the source for superpowers and superheroes operate in secrecy, memories of witnesses end up erased if they can't keep their mouths shut.  Technological advancement is somewhat retarded with no cellphones or even personal computers because demons have a tendency to infest cybernetics.  
     
    Hephaestus:  Advanced technology is the source for superpowers, producing battlesuits, cyborgs, robots and androids in this vaguely cyberpunk reality where corporations and governments create highly visible and merchandised superheroes as well as plausibly deniable "supervillains" and covert operatives. 
     
    Persephone:  A reality where the supers of Gaia ended up on the opposite side of the moral fence. 
     
    Calliope:  A reality that seems to have no native supers or exotic technology, but a certain comic book company is publishing tales of Gaia's supers.
     
    Typhon:  A reality where the Stars Were Right and despite the efforts of the superheroes human civilization was mostly destroyed by Lovecraftian horrors. 
     
    Kratos:  A reality where humanity is extinct but other primates took its place.  Among their champions are Shock (the monkey), Furious George, Silverback and Battlechimp Potemkin.  
     
    Zeus:  A world where innate superpowers only belong to aliens, but many aliens have been attracted to Earth by the surprising number of humans who are gadgeteers/ 
     
    Nike:  A steampunk version of Gaia.
     
    Enyo:  A world that seems to copy Athena's past, with Adelphine Hitler, Winifred Churchill and Francine Roosevelt leading their respective nations into their version of World War II.  Male Gaian heroes may be annoyed by the blatant sexism with which many will greet them.  
     
    Zelus:  One of those worlds where the Nazis won World War II
     
    Hippolyta :  A world where men have disappeared and women reproduce by magic. 
     
    Priapus:  A world where superpowered men rule in a polygamous and patriarchal culture.  They've been to war with Hippolyta.  
     
    Achilles:  A world with a single really powerful superhero sent to Earth to protect it from alien intruders.  Bad news.  You count as alien intruders.  
     
    Sisyphus:  A world of great prosperity, but all of it fueled by brutal exploitation of its superhumans especially the energy projectors trapped in its power plants.  
     
    Ekecheira:  Superheroes and villains are performers under contract entertaining the public through streaming video sense by the hovering cameras that follow them.  The real supervillains were banished.  
     
    Porphyrion:  Natives are 9 times taller than normal Gaians meaning Gaians are the size of Porphyrion's action figures.  
      
    Iris: is a world plagued by demons which are fought off by magical champions chosen shortly after reaching puberty.  90% of the defenders appear as magical girls even though in their civilian form some of them are boys and men.  
     
     
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    Clonus got a reaction from Drhoz in Real People Who Would have Been Supers In A Supers Universe   
    Rorie Susan Woods.  Unleashed several hives of bees on deputies serving an eviction.  Seen in costume.  
     
    https://www.wcvb.com/article/bees-unleashed-in-attack-on-deputies-hampden-county-massachusetts-sheriff-says/41712098
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    Clonus got a reaction from Pariah in Coronavirus   
    Alberta has a new premier.  They didn't elect her, she just slipped into the job via a party convention.  So for at least the next seven months Albertans will have a premier who:
    1.  Declared that the unvaccinated were the most discriminated against minority in her lifetime.  
    2.  Declared her intention to keep schools from mandating masks.  
    3.  Declared her intention to keep businesses from requiring masks for entry.
    4.  Declared her intention to ban vaccination requirements for employment.  
    5.  Announced that she was going to pardon all the people arrested for the protest that cut off the flow of goods across the border creating shortages and costing billions.  The premier has no pardoning authority.  
    6.  Announced that she's going to fire every competent professional in the provincial health service so they can be replaced with crackpots pushing dewormer.  
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    Clonus got a reaction from Ragitsu in Ctrl+V   
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    Clonus got a reaction from DShomshak in Catalog of Super-Realities   
    One of the world's most enthusiastic explorers of alternate realities is Doctor Odysseus.  These are a few of the worlds he has visited and named:
     
    Gaia:  The Champions Universe.  Alternatively, your homegrown campaign universe if it could be the birthplace of a dimension-hopper named Doctor Odysseus.
      
    Hera:  A universe where the most powerful supers got together and created a standardized set of laws that they would enforce on the entire planet of Earth.  National governments still exist but their ability to make and enforce criminal laws is restricted.  One of their laws is the one requiring every active super to join their gigantic super-team.  
     
    Athena:  A universe where almost every person on Gaia has an opposite sex counterpart
     
    Thanatos:  A universe where almost all of Gaia's superheroes have fallen to a necromantic villain who revived them as undead under his control.
     
    Hecate:  Magic is the source for superpowers and superheroes operate in secrecy, memories of witnesses end up erased if they can't keep their mouths shut.  Technological advancement is somewhat retarded with no cellphones or even personal computers because demons have a tendency to infest cybernetics.  
     
    Hephaestus:  Advanced technology is the source for superpowers, producing battlesuits, cyborgs, robots and androids in this vaguely cyberpunk reality where corporations and governments create highly visible and merchandised superheroes as well as plausibly deniable "supervillains" and covert operatives. 
     
    Persephone:  A reality where the supers of Gaia ended up on the opposite side of the moral fence. 
     
    Calliope:  A reality that seems to have no native supers or exotic technology, but a certain comic book company is publishing tales of Gaia's supers.
     
    Typhon:  A reality where the Stars Were Right and despite the efforts of the superheroes human civilization was mostly destroyed by Lovecraftian horrors. 
     
    Kratos:  A reality where humanity is extinct but other primates took its place.  Among their champions are Shock (the monkey), Furious George, Silverback and Battlechimp Potemkin.  
     
    Zeus:  A world where innate superpowers only belong to aliens, but many aliens have been attracted to Earth by the surprising number of humans who are gadgeteers/ 
     
    Nike:  A steampunk version of Gaia.
     
    Enyo:  A world that seems to copy Athena's past, with Adelphine Hitler, Winifred Churchill and Francine Roosevelt leading their respective nations into their version of World War II.  Male Gaian heroes may be annoyed by the blatant sexism with which many will greet them.  
     
    Zelus:  One of those worlds where the Nazis won World War II
     
    Hippolyta :  A world where men have disappeared and women reproduce by magic. 
     
    Priapus:  A world where superpowered men rule in a polygamous and patriarchal culture.  They've been to war with Hippolyta.  
     
    Achilles:  A world with a single really powerful superhero sent to Earth to protect it from alien intruders.  Bad news.  You count as alien intruders.  
     
    Sisyphus:  A world of great prosperity, but all of it fueled by brutal exploitation of its superhumans especially the energy projectors trapped in its power plants.  
     
    Ekecheira:  Superheroes and villains are performers under contract entertaining the public through streaming video sense by the hovering cameras that follow them.  The real supervillains were banished.  
     
    Porphyrion:  Natives are 9 times taller than normal Gaians meaning Gaians are the size of Porphyrion's action figures.  
      
    Iris: is a world plagued by demons which are fought off by magical champions chosen shortly after reaching puberty.  90% of the defenders appear as magical girls even though in their civilian form some of them are boys and men.  
     
     
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    Clonus got a reaction from Steve in Catalog of Super-Realities   
    One of the world's most enthusiastic explorers of alternate realities is Doctor Odysseus.  These are a few of the worlds he has visited and named:
     
    Gaia:  The Champions Universe.  Alternatively, your homegrown campaign universe if it could be the birthplace of a dimension-hopper named Doctor Odysseus.
      
    Hera:  A universe where the most powerful supers got together and created a standardized set of laws that they would enforce on the entire planet of Earth.  National governments still exist but their ability to make and enforce criminal laws is restricted.  One of their laws is the one requiring every active super to join their gigantic super-team.  
     
    Athena:  A universe where almost every person on Gaia has an opposite sex counterpart
     
    Thanatos:  A universe where almost all of Gaia's superheroes have fallen to a necromantic villain who revived them as undead under his control.
     
    Hecate:  Magic is the source for superpowers and superheroes operate in secrecy, memories of witnesses end up erased if they can't keep their mouths shut.  Technological advancement is somewhat retarded with no cellphones or even personal computers because demons have a tendency to infest cybernetics.  
     
    Hephaestus:  Advanced technology is the source for superpowers, producing battlesuits, cyborgs, robots and androids in this vaguely cyberpunk reality where corporations and governments create highly visible and merchandised superheroes as well as plausibly deniable "supervillains" and covert operatives. 
     
    Persephone:  A reality where the supers of Gaia ended up on the opposite side of the moral fence. 
     
    Calliope:  A reality that seems to have no native supers or exotic technology, but a certain comic book company is publishing tales of Gaia's supers.
     
    Typhon:  A reality where the Stars Were Right and despite the efforts of the superheroes human civilization was mostly destroyed by Lovecraftian horrors. 
     
    Kratos:  A reality where humanity is extinct but other primates took its place.  Among their champions are Shock (the monkey), Furious George, Silverback and Battlechimp Potemkin.  
     
    Zeus:  A world where innate superpowers only belong to aliens, but many aliens have been attracted to Earth by the surprising number of humans who are gadgeteers/ 
     
    Nike:  A steampunk version of Gaia.
     
    Enyo:  A world that seems to copy Athena's past, with Adelphine Hitler, Winifred Churchill and Francine Roosevelt leading their respective nations into their version of World War II.  Male Gaian heroes may be annoyed by the blatant sexism with which many will greet them.  
     
    Zelus:  One of those worlds where the Nazis won World War II
     
    Hippolyta :  A world where men have disappeared and women reproduce by magic. 
     
    Priapus:  A world where superpowered men rule in a polygamous and patriarchal culture.  They've been to war with Hippolyta.  
     
    Achilles:  A world with a single really powerful superhero sent to Earth to protect it from alien intruders.  Bad news.  You count as alien intruders.  
     
    Sisyphus:  A world of great prosperity, but all of it fueled by brutal exploitation of its superhumans especially the energy projectors trapped in its power plants.  
     
    Ekecheira:  Superheroes and villains are performers under contract entertaining the public through streaming video sense by the hovering cameras that follow them.  The real supervillains were banished.  
     
    Porphyrion:  Natives are 9 times taller than normal Gaians meaning Gaians are the size of Porphyrion's action figures.  
      
    Iris: is a world plagued by demons which are fought off by magical champions chosen shortly after reaching puberty.  90% of the defenders appear as magical girls even though in their civilian form some of them are boys and men.  
     
     
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    Clonus got a reaction from Lord Liaden in Funny Pics II: The Revenge   
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    Clonus got a reaction from Lawnmower Boy in Funny Pics II: The Revenge   
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    Clonus got a reaction from Lord Liaden in Calling all lawyers--Supers and unique legal issues   
    One can create reasonable doubt by establishing that the defendant was ever seen in two different places at the same time.  Ideally at the time of the crime.  The court is not going to just assume it was a shapeshifter in the absence of any indication that there was a shapeshifter with a motive available to stab Mr Boddhi.   
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    Clonus got a reaction from wcw43921 in Catalog of Super-Realities   
    One of the world's most enthusiastic explorers of alternate realities is Doctor Odysseus.  These are a few of the worlds he has visited and named:
     
    Gaia:  The Champions Universe.  Alternatively, your homegrown campaign universe if it could be the birthplace of a dimension-hopper named Doctor Odysseus.
      
    Hera:  A universe where the most powerful supers got together and created a standardized set of laws that they would enforce on the entire planet of Earth.  National governments still exist but their ability to make and enforce criminal laws is restricted.  One of their laws is the one requiring every active super to join their gigantic super-team.  
     
    Athena:  A universe where almost every person on Gaia has an opposite sex counterpart
     
    Thanatos:  A universe where almost all of Gaia's superheroes have fallen to a necromantic villain who revived them as undead under his control.
     
    Hecate:  Magic is the source for superpowers and superheroes operate in secrecy, memories of witnesses end up erased if they can't keep their mouths shut.  Technological advancement is somewhat retarded with no cellphones or even personal computers because demons have a tendency to infest cybernetics.  
     
    Hephaestus:  Advanced technology is the source for superpowers, producing battlesuits, cyborgs, robots and androids in this vaguely cyberpunk reality where corporations and governments create highly visible and merchandised superheroes as well as plausibly deniable "supervillains" and covert operatives. 
     
    Persephone:  A reality where the supers of Gaia ended up on the opposite side of the moral fence. 
     
    Calliope:  A reality that seems to have no native supers or exotic technology, but a certain comic book company is publishing tales of Gaia's supers.
     
    Typhon:  A reality where the Stars Were Right and despite the efforts of the superheroes human civilization was mostly destroyed by Lovecraftian horrors. 
     
    Kratos:  A reality where humanity is extinct but other primates took its place.  Among their champions are Shock (the monkey), Furious George, Silverback and Battlechimp Potemkin.  
     
    Zeus:  A world where innate superpowers only belong to aliens, but many aliens have been attracted to Earth by the surprising number of humans who are gadgeteers/ 
     
    Nike:  A steampunk version of Gaia.
     
    Enyo:  A world that seems to copy Athena's past, with Adelphine Hitler, Winifred Churchill and Francine Roosevelt leading their respective nations into their version of World War II.  Male Gaian heroes may be annoyed by the blatant sexism with which many will greet them.  
     
    Zelus:  One of those worlds where the Nazis won World War II
     
    Hippolyta :  A world where men have disappeared and women reproduce by magic. 
     
    Priapus:  A world where superpowered men rule in a polygamous and patriarchal culture.  They've been to war with Hippolyta.  
     
    Achilles:  A world with a single really powerful superhero sent to Earth to protect it from alien intruders.  Bad news.  You count as alien intruders.  
     
    Sisyphus:  A world of great prosperity, but all of it fueled by brutal exploitation of its superhumans especially the energy projectors trapped in its power plants.  
     
    Ekecheira:  Superheroes and villains are performers under contract entertaining the public through streaming video sense by the hovering cameras that follow them.  The real supervillains were banished.  
     
    Porphyrion:  Natives are 9 times taller than normal Gaians meaning Gaians are the size of Porphyrion's action figures.  
      
    Iris: is a world plagued by demons which are fought off by magical champions chosen shortly after reaching puberty.  90% of the defenders appear as magical girls even though in their civilian form some of them are boys and men.  
     
     
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    Clonus got a reaction from steriaca in Catalog of Super-Realities   
    One of the world's most enthusiastic explorers of alternate realities is Doctor Odysseus.  These are a few of the worlds he has visited and named:
     
    Gaia:  The Champions Universe.  Alternatively, your homegrown campaign universe if it could be the birthplace of a dimension-hopper named Doctor Odysseus.
      
    Hera:  A universe where the most powerful supers got together and created a standardized set of laws that they would enforce on the entire planet of Earth.  National governments still exist but their ability to make and enforce criminal laws is restricted.  One of their laws is the one requiring every active super to join their gigantic super-team.  
     
    Athena:  A universe where almost every person on Gaia has an opposite sex counterpart
     
    Thanatos:  A universe where almost all of Gaia's superheroes have fallen to a necromantic villain who revived them as undead under his control.
     
    Hecate:  Magic is the source for superpowers and superheroes operate in secrecy, memories of witnesses end up erased if they can't keep their mouths shut.  Technological advancement is somewhat retarded with no cellphones or even personal computers because demons have a tendency to infest cybernetics.  
     
    Hephaestus:  Advanced technology is the source for superpowers, producing battlesuits, cyborgs, robots and androids in this vaguely cyberpunk reality where corporations and governments create highly visible and merchandised superheroes as well as plausibly deniable "supervillains" and covert operatives. 
     
    Persephone:  A reality where the supers of Gaia ended up on the opposite side of the moral fence. 
     
    Calliope:  A reality that seems to have no native supers or exotic technology, but a certain comic book company is publishing tales of Gaia's supers.
     
    Typhon:  A reality where the Stars Were Right and despite the efforts of the superheroes human civilization was mostly destroyed by Lovecraftian horrors. 
     
    Kratos:  A reality where humanity is extinct but other primates took its place.  Among their champions are Shock (the monkey), Furious George, Silverback and Battlechimp Potemkin.  
     
    Zeus:  A world where innate superpowers only belong to aliens, but many aliens have been attracted to Earth by the surprising number of humans who are gadgeteers/ 
     
    Nike:  A steampunk version of Gaia.
     
    Enyo:  A world that seems to copy Athena's past, with Adelphine Hitler, Winifred Churchill and Francine Roosevelt leading their respective nations into their version of World War II.  Male Gaian heroes may be annoyed by the blatant sexism with which many will greet them.  
     
    Zelus:  One of those worlds where the Nazis won World War II
     
    Hippolyta :  A world where men have disappeared and women reproduce by magic. 
     
    Priapus:  A world where superpowered men rule in a polygamous and patriarchal culture.  They've been to war with Hippolyta.  
     
    Achilles:  A world with a single really powerful superhero sent to Earth to protect it from alien intruders.  Bad news.  You count as alien intruders.  
     
    Sisyphus:  A world of great prosperity, but all of it fueled by brutal exploitation of its superhumans especially the energy projectors trapped in its power plants.  
     
    Ekecheira:  Superheroes and villains are performers under contract entertaining the public through streaming video sense by the hovering cameras that follow them.  The real supervillains were banished.  
     
    Porphyrion:  Natives are 9 times taller than normal Gaians meaning Gaians are the size of Porphyrion's action figures.  
      
    Iris: is a world plagued by demons which are fought off by magical champions chosen shortly after reaching puberty.  90% of the defenders appear as magical girls even though in their civilian form some of them are boys and men.  
     
     
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    Clonus got a reaction from Christopher R Taylor in Campaign Startup Ideas   
    On the same day each of the heroes encounters an ambush or trap in the middle of doing something that would make news.  The goons out to capture are equipped with both advanced technology and a surprising amount of knowledge of their abilities and vulnerabilities, including things that have not yet been seen by any foe (the heroes are mostly if not all rookies).  Those heroes who are captured will be taken alive and restrained for transportation to Europe.  Any heroes who triumph will learn that the mastermind behind the attacks calls theirself "Unbekkant" (Unknown in German) and where they were supposed to be taken and presumably follow the trail.   Unbekkant is a time traveller trying to eliminate the super team before it starts and accidentally bringing it into existence.  (Originally the concept was for superheroes in 1938).  
     
     
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    Clonus got a reaction from Lawnmower Boy in Funny Pics II: The Revenge   
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    Clonus got a reaction from Duke Bushido in Funny Pics II: The Revenge   
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    Clonus reacted to Old Man in Funny Pics II: The Revenge   
    But he was 50 when Gandalf showed up and told him to take a hike.
     
     
    Olórin was older than the Universe.  His human form, Gandalf, was a little over 2000 years old.
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