Cygnia Posted July 21, 2023 Report Share Posted July 21, 2023 *keeps hoping for the Washington WTFs* Old Man 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted July 21, 2023 Report Share Posted July 21, 2023 Honestly, Football Team was the best franchise name in all of sportsball. The only way to improve on that would be to change it to Football Club, just to tweak the soccer bros. Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unclevlad Posted July 22, 2023 Author Report Share Posted July 22, 2023 I could go for the Washington Swamp Rats. Old Man and Pariah 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnia Posted July 23, 2023 Report Share Posted July 23, 2023 Or Mudslingers! Or Gridlock! Rails and Old Man 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rails Posted July 23, 2023 Report Share Posted July 23, 2023 I'm with Cygnia--specifically "Gridlock"! Cygnia 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starlord Posted July 26, 2023 Report Share Posted July 26, 2023 https://sports.yahoo.com/chargers-qb-justin-herbert-reach-5-year-2625-million-contract-extension-225911286.html Justin Herbert gets paid. I wonder what the greatest QB in the history of the universe - Joe Burrow obviously - will get Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted July 26, 2023 Report Share Posted July 26, 2023 On 7/22/2023 at 4:22 PM, unclevlad said: I could go for the Washington Swamp Rats. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted July 26, 2023 Report Share Posted July 26, 2023 10 hours ago, Starlord said: https://sports.yahoo.com/chargers-qb-justin-herbert-reach-5-year-2625-million-contract-extension-225911286.html Justin Herbert gets paid. I wonder what the greatest QB in the history of the universe - Joe Burrow obviously - will get That's a lot of money for someone who made such an inglorious exit from the playoffs. Go Jags! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unclevlad Posted July 26, 2023 Author Report Share Posted July 26, 2023 Like Watson has a solid postseason track record? And Burrow? It'll be even more ridiculous. The other part of this insanity is the ripple effect it'll have downmarket. This is the current state:https://overthecap.com/position/quarterback We need to go down a ways, as of course the big contracts are recent signings. Cousins and Tannehill are too old to be looking at big raises. Goff? If the Lions are respectable? Geno Smith and Jimmy G. will probably be too old to really cash in, as their contracts still have 3 seasons. Jordan Love's 'only' pulling $13M...he's got 2 years now to show if he can cut it. If he's halfway decent, tho...$30M? The insanity will show when Trevor Lawrence's rookie deal runs out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted July 27, 2023 Report Share Posted July 27, 2023 Uh oh... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starlord Posted July 27, 2023 Report Share Posted July 27, 2023 They think its a calf strain, we'll see.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted July 27, 2023 Report Share Posted July 27, 2023 I think Bengal tigers have cubs, not calves. I'll show myself out now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted July 28, 2023 Report Share Posted July 28, 2023 I'm ashamed to say I laughed at that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unclevlad Posted July 28, 2023 Author Report Share Posted July 28, 2023 You should be ashamed you can be ashamed.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted July 29, 2023 Report Share Posted July 29, 2023 Well, he wasn't wrong about how big a train wreck the Donkeys were under Hackett. Sean Payton walks back critical remarks regarding ex-Broncos coach and Jets, will reach out to Robert Saleh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted August 1, 2023 Report Share Posted August 1, 2023 And just like that, the Broncos have lost two of their wide receivers. K.J. Hamler has been waived after a diagnosis of pericarditis, a mild heart irritation. (The team expects to bring him back in "weeks, not months".) Tim Patrick is apparently gone for the season for the second consecutive year, this time with a torn Achilles tendon. Snakebit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unclevlad Posted August 1, 2023 Author Report Share Posted August 1, 2023 4 minutes ago, Pariah said: And just like that, the Broncos have lost two of their wide receivers. K.J. Hamler has been waived after a diagnosis of pericarditis, a mild heart irritation. (The team expects to bring him back in "weeks, not months".) Tim Patrick is apparently gone for the season for the second consecutive year, this time with a torn Achilles tendon. Snakebit. Nope. Karma. From the sound of it, waiving Hamler was the cleanest procedural approach. Non-football injury list is gone for the year. On the surface? Cutting a kid in need of significant medical treatment might look harsh, but this might not be the case here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted August 1, 2023 Report Share Posted August 1, 2023 Old Man 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted August 2, 2023 Report Share Posted August 2, 2023 What did the Cowboys fan's mother say after Dallas won the Super Bowl? "Turn off your PlayStation, honey, it's time for bed." L. Marcus, Logan D. Hurricanes and Cygnia 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unclevlad Posted August 3, 2023 Author Report Share Posted August 3, 2023 OMG...... The first preseason game of the year is Jets-Browns... And it's.......tomorrow................................ I NEED MORE TIME!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted August 3, 2023 Report Share Posted August 3, 2023 Please, for the love of all that is good and holy, no. Did we learn nothing from 2022? Jets-Broncos could be NFL's first flexed game of 2023 season following Sean Payton's comments The good news is that the prime time.spot.in question is currently filled by Cowboys-49ers. Donkeys-Jets is unlikely to displace that matchup, unless Dallas and San Francisco are both 0-4 at that point. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted August 3, 2023 Report Share Posted August 3, 2023 5 hours ago, Pariah said: Please, for the love of all that is good and holy, no. Did we learn nothing from 2022? Obviously, we did not. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unclevlad Posted August 3, 2023 Author Report Share Posted August 3, 2023 But also, how much of that is a writer just trolling? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted August 5, 2023 Report Share Posted August 5, 2023 Okay, okay, I just had a sudden rush of inspiration to the head! If we're gonna rename the Washington football club, we need to get as far from the old identity as possible, especially where the overtly offensive elements are concerned. So let's drop Washington from the name. Instead, let's call them the Beltway Bandits! Their team colors can be Dollar Bill Green and Prison Jumpsuit Orange. Who's with me? Logan D. Hurricanes and Old Man 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unclevlad Posted August 5, 2023 Author Report Share Posted August 5, 2023 That'd be a great name for an XFL team. Too much honesty for the NFL. Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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