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And in other news' date=' Dennis Neilsen, the so called Black Panther has died in prison. He robbed several post offices killing three sub post masters. He also kidnapped the heiress Lesley Whittle for ransom and killed her. He was sentenced to life in 1976. A review of his sentence recommended he stay in prison until he died.[/quote']

 

DT, did you mean Donald Neilson instead?

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Someone mentions "the worst movie you've ever seen" and the one that instantly pops to my mind is Congo. Still. The movie that was so bad that I can't even make myself read the (honestly' date=' quite good) book, anymore.[/quote']

 

Worst movie I've seen? Either Perfect or Starcrash.

 

JG

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Corporate paranoia about drugs has gotten too far.

This week at the office, there was random drug testing and apparently one of the guys told us that they don't even let you take your own cup to piss in anymore. Rather than trust that you'll wash your hands first to ensure a clean sample, they expect a nurse to BE IN THE ROOM with you when you urinate and collect the sample directly.

We were talking about how this would work if they made us come in.

"Wow, I didn't know this was a full-service operation now."

"I'm sorry but I'm getting old and my grip isn't steady anymore. Nurse, could you hold this for me?" :eg:

 

JG

What if the nurse is a guy?

 

 

performance anxiety?

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