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A Thread for Random Mooings


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Re: A Thread for Random Mooings

 

IF you have a bunch of cows,

then you have a passle of cattle.

IF you put those cows in a fortress,

then you have a castle for a cattle passle.

IF you make a chalk drawing of that fortress,

then you have a pastel of a cattle passle castle.

IF the customs man charges you duty on the drawing when you're coming back into the country,

then you have a cattle passle castle pastel hassle.

IF you try jumping the line to avoid customs, and you thrash violently against them as the customs agents tackle you and put you in handcuffs,

then you have a cattle passle castle pastel hassle wrassle.

IF you've got all the way to the bottom of this drivel,

then you've read through some cattle passle castle pastel hassle wrassle prattle.

AND IF you have the urge to thrash the dolt who composed it with a boat oar,

then you want to commit a cattle passle castle pastel hassle wrassle prattle paddle.

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Re: A Thread for Random Mooings

 

I'm casting around for a couple of deliciously bad cow puns suitable for WEFS player names. One or two words; no more than 19 total characters. Old (already used) names include things like Dairy Heir and decowlettage; Europa's Seducer and Udder Disaster; Cowporal Punishment and Veal Meat_Again. Right now I'm leaning toward using Cownal Knowledge as one, but the other is still wide open.

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Re: A Thread for Random Mooings

 

Presently or recently active players:

 

_ Cowthulhu

Full_Leather Cuirass

Ox Murderer

Dairy Heir

MOO Tility

Franz Calfka

Cowporal Punishment

Mooed Music

Beef Bologna

MOO Googaipan

_ MOOgoth

Assyrian Lamassu

Raging Bull

Whooping Calf

_ decowlettage

The MoonJumper

AMOOlea Earhart

Europa's Seducer

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