BoloOfEarth Posted May 30, 2006 Report Share Posted May 30, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs that your video game console has become sentient and wants to destroy you. Don't count this as an entry, but I just had to post it: The X-Bot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted May 30, 2006 Report Share Posted May 30, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs that your video game console has become sentient and wants to destroy you. It starts quoting Hal from 2001. But you know it does have a voice synthesiser...... NT: The lengths you will go to to avoid the World Cup (Or Superbowl, World Series etc) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted May 30, 2006 Report Share Posted May 30, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: The lengths you will go to to avoid the World Cup (Or Superbowl, World Series etc) When you hear it is to be held in your area, you change all the street signs so no one can find it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted May 31, 2006 Report Share Posted May 31, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: The lengths you will go to to avoid the World Cup (Or Superbowl' date=' World Series etc)[/quote'] Leave the TV off, 24/7 (after all, that's all that's needed, really). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 31, 2006 Report Share Posted May 31, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Breed concrete-eating terintes and send them to the stadiums. NT: Signs that you should never again let your best friend anywhere near the time machine you've just invented. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted May 31, 2006 Report Share Posted May 31, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs that you should never again let your best friend anywhere near the time machine you've just invented. The election, in 2004, of President Spanky. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted May 31, 2006 Report Share Posted May 31, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs that you should never again let your best friend anywhere near the time machine you've just invented. "It says here that the very first video game ever invented was World of Warcraft..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted May 31, 2006 Report Share Posted May 31, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Dinosaurs now rule the earth. NT: Things you need to do to reign in your significant other now you are ruler of the world. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 31, 2006 Report Share Posted May 31, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Things you need to do to reign in your significant other now you are ruler of the world. Debit VISA cards that draw off the Global treasury? A definite no-no. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted June 1, 2006 Report Share Posted June 1, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Me: Hey Bill, what's up? muffled voice on other end of phone Me: Whaddaya mean you OWN Google? Edit: Looks like I was late on that one. Things to do to the sig other: Firemen will now be wearing full robes and Burkhas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted June 5, 2006 Report Share Posted June 5, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Things you need to do to reign in your significant other now you are ruler of the world. Repeal her edict that puts all currencies on the "chocolate standard" rather than the "gold standard". NT: Things you would do in public only on 6/6/06. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted June 5, 2006 Report Share Posted June 5, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Things you would do in public only on 6/6/06. Conduct sacrifices for the Coup De Ville Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 5, 2006 Report Share Posted June 5, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Things you would do in public only on 6/6/06. Sit on Satan-chan's lap and ask her for presents. "You really know when people are naughty?" "You bet!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted June 5, 2006 Report Share Posted June 5, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Kick that kid damien in the nads. NT: Ohhh, you got a brand new __________________! Shiney! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 5, 2006 Report Share Posted June 5, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Ohhh' date=' you got a brand new __________________! Shiney![/quote'] Ohhh, you got a brand new Firefly-class space freighter! Shiney! Now let's go out and stick it to those Alliance prudes while munching on hum bao and Fruity Oaty Bars! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 11, 2006 Report Share Posted June 11, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Since it's been so long, a restart of sorts: "Ohhh, you got a brand new wash adn wax for the Foxbatmobile! Shiny!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted June 11, 2006 Report Share Posted June 11, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Ohh, you got a brand new idea for the hat! Shiny!" *grumble* Thanks for the assist Michael NT: Naughty Sounding Superheroe names, that aren't. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted June 11, 2006 Report Share Posted June 11, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Naughty Sounding Superheroe names, that aren't. Mr. Fantastic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mister E Posted June 11, 2006 Report Share Posted June 11, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Naughty Sounding Superheroe names, that aren't. The Flash. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted June 13, 2006 Report Share Posted June 13, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Naughty Sounding Superheroe names, that aren't. Plastic Man NT: Not-so-innocent Superheroine names Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 13, 2006 Report Share Posted June 13, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Not-so-innocent Superheroine names Looker (DC Comics heroine) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted June 13, 2006 Report Share Posted June 13, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Not-so-innocent Superheroine names Mighty Endowed! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 13, 2006 Report Share Posted June 13, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat It's almost a shame to mention this because the character actually is a near-total innocent on these matters, but: Mysterious Thief Saint Tail Her best friend is a nun, for crying out loud! How did such a nice, sweet character get such a nasty name? NT: Signs that Ihis Is No Ordinary Nun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted June 13, 2006 Report Share Posted June 13, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs that Ihis Is No Ordinary Nun. She's carrying a MG-30 maching Gun and 4 belts of ammunition. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted June 13, 2006 Report Share Posted June 13, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs that Ihis Is No Ordinary Nun. With a name like Ihis? No way she *could* be normal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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