Enforcer84 Posted June 13, 2006 Report Share Posted June 13, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs that This Is No Ordinary Nun. Bright Red Habit with Magic Cleavage Window. NT: Bad jokes for opening the State of The Union. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 13, 2006 Report Share Posted June 13, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Bad jokes for opening the State of The Union. "I am your leader! Obey me or die! Just kidding -- possibly." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted June 13, 2006 Report Share Posted June 13, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat I have just signed into law legislation making Russia illegal. We begin bombing in 5 minutes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatinKitty Posted June 13, 2006 Report Share Posted June 13, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "With my Oil Nationalization Plan, we hope to someday rename Iraq "New Texas". NT: Name the Super Hero costume you simply would not be caught dead in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted June 13, 2006 Report Share Posted June 13, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Name the Super Hero costume you simply would not be caught dead in. Deadman's Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted June 13, 2006 Report Share Posted June 13, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat The Spectre's (Green is so passe) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted June 13, 2006 Report Share Posted June 13, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Name the Super Hero costume you simply would not be caught dead in. The White Queen's. NT: Rejected pro wrestler names (bonus points for a gimmick to go with 'em). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted June 13, 2006 Report Share Posted June 13, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Rejected pro wrestler names (bonus points for a gimmick to go with 'em). The Terrible Tongue, with his dreaded Tongue Lock, his Lick of Death, and lest we forget, the Tonsil Hockey Stick he somehow manages to sneak into fights. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted June 13, 2006 Report Share Posted June 13, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Rejected pro wrestler names (bonus points for a gimmick to go with 'em). The Fugu Shiitake Samurai, with both words in the name brutally Texas-ized in pronunciation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted June 13, 2006 Report Share Posted June 13, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat The Dentist and his gobstopper. (Curiously the guy who is Kane wrestled as the Dentist around the years 95-96) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mister E Posted June 13, 2006 Report Share Posted June 13, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Rejected pro wrestler names (bonus points for a gimmick to go with 'em).The Southern Cross. He's just a good ol' boy from the KKK. Left handed. Lights a cross on fire and dives off the top, performing his signature move, The Birth of a Nation Bodyslam. NT: Not-so-innocent Superheroine names*cough* Mary Jane *cough* NT: If someone asks if you are a ______________, you say, "yes!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted June 13, 2006 Report Share Posted June 13, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Oi ! Mister E ! New Topic ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted June 13, 2006 Report Share Posted June 13, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: If someone asks if you are a ______________' date=' you say, "yes!"[/quote'] If someone asks if you are a Yes-man, you say "yes!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 13, 2006 Report Share Posted June 13, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat If someone asks if you are a member of the local relgiious sect, they are armed, and you're not, you say "yes!". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted June 14, 2006 Report Share Posted June 14, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: If someone asks if you are a ______________, you say, "yes!" If someone asks if you are a gigalo, and they are extremely hot or rich, you say yes. NT: People who look better on the radio. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted June 14, 2006 Report Share Posted June 14, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Aston Kutcher Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted June 14, 2006 Report Share Posted June 14, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat The penguin. No, wait, it was on the television set. Ok, Howard Stern. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 14, 2006 Report Share Posted June 14, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat The guy who makes all those jewelry commercials, who loves the sound of his own voice so much that he's purchased every radio station in town. NT: Signs that the world is secretly run by the managers of the Build-A-Bear Workshops. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted June 14, 2006 Report Share Posted June 14, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs that the world is secretly run by the managers of the Build-A-Bear Workshops. Everyone you run into is a Furry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted June 14, 2006 Report Share Posted June 14, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Your meals cost 50X what they normally did and you have to make them yourself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rebeccared50 Posted June 16, 2006 Report Share Posted June 16, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Despite the fact that you shop in different places, your clothes all co-ordinate, but strangly only cover your chest. NT: Stupid Pet Tricks we'd really like to see! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 16, 2006 Report Share Posted June 16, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Stupid Pet Tricks we'd really like to see! David Copperfield's rabbit pulls him out of a hat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted June 16, 2006 Report Share Posted June 16, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Stupid Pet Tricks we'd really like to see! An extremely angry ram chases Mightbec, and rams him into a large thorn bush. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 16, 2006 Report Share Posted June 16, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Lassie, go get help girl!" "OK, Timmy, two points here. One: you have got to learn to get out of your own messes. Two: Obviously you are unattentive enough to not realize I'M NOT A GIRL!" NT: Signs this is not the Afterlife you were expecting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted June 16, 2006 Report Share Posted June 16, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs this is not the Afterlife you were expecting. "Wow ... that's a lotta virgins." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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