Basil Posted June 16, 2006 Report Share Posted June 16, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs this is not the Afterlife you were expecting. I'm not reincarnated. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted June 16, 2006 Report Share Posted June 16, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs this is not the Afterlife you were expecting. DAMN! IT's Hot! NT: topics too strange for Art Bell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 16, 2006 Report Share Posted June 16, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: topics too strange for Art Bell. "Catboys Among Us: has Genetic Engineering gone too far?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted June 18, 2006 Report Share Posted June 18, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: topics too strange for Art Bell. "Who The H**l is Art Bell, And Why The F**k Should I Care?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 18, 2006 Report Share Posted June 18, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Are you an alien?" "Yes, Art, and so are you. Didn't you know the last real human being died in 1872?" NT: Signs that your hitherto-unknown heritage as the child of alien superbeings is about to catch up with you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted June 18, 2006 Report Share Posted June 18, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs that your hitherto-unknown heritage as the child of alien superbeings is about to catch up with you. "Now son, let's not go through this again. Your third arm and antennae will fall off during puberty. The only reason the other kids have lost theirs already is because you're a late bloomer." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted June 19, 2006 Report Share Posted June 19, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs that your hitherto-unknown heritage as the child of alien superbeings is about to catch up with you. Other people can see your imaginary friends. And the sight instantly drives them insane. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted June 19, 2006 Report Share Posted June 19, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat That nice Mr Luthor wants to give me a green ring for my dada. Must be an emerald. NT: Excuse when your partner is ready, the spirit is willing but the flesh is weak Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 19, 2006 Report Share Posted June 19, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Excuse when your partner is ready' date=' the spirit is willing but the flesh is weak[/quote'] "Man, I'm hungry. And that was some really good Chardonnary too. when's dinner?" "Sorry, honey, the roast caught fire. It's charcoal now." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted June 21, 2006 Report Share Posted June 21, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Please dear, not tonight. I just conquered Rome and I am exhausted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 27, 2006 Report Share Posted June 27, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat It's twice its normal size, rather flabby and colored a deep blue. Somehow that Viagra I bought from the e-mail ad may not be what it claimed to be.... NT: Signs that your Invincible Conquering Horde needs better maps. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted June 27, 2006 Report Share Posted June 27, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs that your Invincible Conquering Horde needs better maps. They should have taken that left turn at Alberquerque. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spectrum Posted June 27, 2006 Report Share Posted June 27, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs that your Invincible Conquering Horde needs better maps. They get lost in the woods when they were really supposed to go two blocks down the street...in the other direction. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted June 27, 2006 Report Share Posted June 27, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs that your Invincible Conquering Horde needs better maps. They're using a mall directory map, and can't figure out why 'You Are Here'. NT: If Pro Wrestlers did mundane activities the same way the act in the ring. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 27, 2006 Report Share Posted June 27, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: If Pro Wrestlers did mundane activities the same way the act in the ring. "Just you watch, Fred the Krusher! I am going to mop the floor with -- with -- with a mop! And you won't be able to stop me from giving it the waxing it deserves, you *******!" And when he takes out the garbage, it stays out! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted June 27, 2006 Report Share Posted June 27, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "I, Deadly Dan, am gonna eat this hamburger! I will bite off pieces with my teeth! I will chew each bite fifteen times! And I will swallow each bite! And when I'm done, I will wipe my face and hands with a napkin! And there's nothing that wimpy-*** hamburger can do about it!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 27, 2006 Report Share Posted June 27, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Hey, Gregor the Detsroyer! remember when I said I'd clean your clock and fix your little red wagon?" "Yeah, Mister Destructo?" "Well, here! Isn't this the cleanest clock you've ever seen? And here's the wagon -- works perfctly, and I even put on a fresh coat of paint!" NT: Signs that YOU are the Antichirst and nobody's bothered to actually tell you so. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted June 27, 2006 Report Share Posted June 27, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat " NT: Signs that YOU are the Antichirst and nobody's bothered to actually tell you so. You kill plants by looking at them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted June 28, 2006 Report Share Posted June 28, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs that YOU are the Antichirst and nobody's bothered to actually tell you so. Everything you purchase costs either $666 or $6.66. (On an amusing and relevant side note, my lunch today cost $6.66.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AliceTheOwl Posted June 28, 2006 Report Share Posted June 28, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat That annoying way all the crosses you come near turn black and flip upside down. NT: Surprise! 2006 is really just the newest suspenseful TV drama. What cliffhanger ending will we get at 11:59 PM on December 31st? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted June 28, 2006 Report Share Posted June 28, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Surprise! 2006 is really just the newest suspenseful TV drama. What cliffhanger ending will we get at 11:59 PM on December 31st? "Hello Kitty is having your baby??!!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 28, 2006 Report Share Posted June 28, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Laura Bush wakes up in the white House master beedroom and hears the shower running. when she pulls open the shower curtains, Al Gore is taking a shower. Instantyl she is replaced by Tipper, who says "Al, I just had the most terrible dream....." Hey, you never said it had to be GOOD drama..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted June 28, 2006 Report Share Posted June 28, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat A gentleman approaches you. He wears shades and has a leather jacket. He asks if your name is 'Sarah Conner ?' NT: What death defying plan has Death Tribble concocted for the posters while being off for 5 days from the boards Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted June 28, 2006 Report Share Posted June 28, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: What death defying plan has Death Tribble concocted for the posters while being off for 5 days from the boards He's going to jump off a 5 story platform into a glass of Nair. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted June 28, 2006 Report Share Posted June 28, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: What death defying plan has Death Tribble concocted for the posters while being off for 5 days from the boards He's going to put us in a washing machine box for five days with Richard Simmons and nothing but Village People music piped in for 24 hours solid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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