Enforcer84 Posted January 24, 2008 Report Share Posted January 24, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Peter Parker and Mary Jane Watson, and for a present, Joe Quesada's head on a pike. NT: If the Hulk got a job. "Welcome to Burger King. How may Hulk Help you? NO SPECIAL ORDERS!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 24, 2008 Report Share Posted January 24, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: If the Hulk got a job. (wreckage of destroyed conference room) "What happened here?" "Annual performance review time." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted January 24, 2008 Report Share Posted January 24, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: If the Hulk got a job. "Hulk want to smash, but Hulk no afford to make temp agency angry. Hulk go photocopy." NT: You are being interviewed by the Hulk for a job. What unusual question does he ask you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted January 24, 2008 Report Share Posted January 24, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Hulk want to smash, but Hulk no afford to make temp agency angry. Hulk go photocopy." NT: You are being interviewed by the Hulk for a job. What unusual question does he ask you? "What has you smashed recently?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted January 24, 2008 Report Share Posted January 24, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Sometimes you are asked to do more than your job states. How do you handle these situations; secondly, Do you like green?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted January 25, 2008 Report Share Posted January 25, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: You are being interviewed by the Hulk for a job. What unusual question does he ask you? "Do these pants make Hulk butt look fat?" NT: Questions you'd give your life savings to get out of having to answer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted January 25, 2008 Report Share Posted January 25, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Questions you'd give your life savings to get out of having to answer. "Bea Arthur or Betty White; which one are you going to have sex with?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted January 25, 2008 Report Share Posted January 25, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Questions you'd give your life savings to get out of having to answer. "Would you rather be executed by hanging, executed by firing squad, executed by lethal injection or executed by guillotine?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted January 25, 2008 Report Share Posted January 25, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Does Hulk's butt look big in these pants?" NT: Questions you'd give your life savings to answer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted January 25, 2008 Report Share Posted January 25, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Questions you'd give your life savings to answer. If Rachel Welsh has or hasn't gotten "too old" to be a hot, wild, steamy sex-slave partner. Extensive research required before answering. And take all the time I think I need. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted January 25, 2008 Report Share Posted January 25, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Questions you'd give your life savings to answer. 42? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 25, 2008 Report Share Posted January 25, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat How many women can Death Tribble possibly cuddle in a one year period. NT: We have run out of Greek and Roman gods to name planets after so the next planet will be named _______________ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted January 25, 2008 Report Share Posted January 25, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: We have run out of Greek and Roman gods to name planets after so the next planet will be named _______________ Super-Mega Ninja Force Extreme Planetizord. Never hold a poll where you let eight-year-old boys name a planet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted January 25, 2008 Report Share Posted January 25, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Gillian Anderson Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted January 25, 2008 Report Share Posted January 25, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Planet Lunch. NT: Subtle signs that the aliens aren't as friendly as they seemed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted January 25, 2008 Report Share Posted January 25, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs that the aliens aren't as friendly as they seemed. They keep the anal probe lube in the freezer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted January 25, 2008 Author Report Share Posted January 25, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs that the aliens aren't as friendly as they seemed. "So, Earthling, among your people, does hair pigmentation affect flavoring...err health, does it affect health?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 25, 2008 Report Share Posted January 25, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs that the aliens aren't as friendly as they seemed. "Greetings, Earthlings. We have come ten thousand light-years to pay devotion to our head-chopping Bunneh-god. Do you know where we might find him?" New Topic: You have Mind Control powers for one day. What do you do with them? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 25, 2008 Report Share Posted January 25, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: You have Mind Control powers for one day. What do you do with them? Go to a number of banks and make cash withdrawals. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted January 26, 2008 Report Share Posted January 26, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Greetings, Earthlings. We have come ten thousand light-years to pay devotion to our head-chopping Bunneh-god. Do you know where we might find him?" New Topic: You have Mind Control powers for one day. What do you do with them? "My fellow Americans, I resignitate from my position as Presidiment of the United States." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted January 26, 2008 Report Share Posted January 26, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Nothing, because tomorrow I'm going to get my tail kicked if I do anything. NT: Subtle signs that your dog has ESP. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted January 26, 2008 Report Share Posted January 26, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs that your dog has ESP. He knows when you throw the stick and when you fake throw the stick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatinKitty Posted January 26, 2008 Report Share Posted January 26, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat He's Underdog ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 26, 2008 Report Share Posted January 26, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs that your dog has ESP. He runs out to the car every time he hears the door open...except when you're trying to take him to the vet. Then he's nowhere to be found. New Topic: Subtle signs that your dog has ESPN. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted January 26, 2008 Report Share Posted January 26, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat He runs out to the car every time he hears the door open...except when you're trying to take him to the vet. Then he's nowhere to be found. New Topic: Subtle signs that your dog has ESPN. He won't want to go walkies on February 3rd. He just sits there and holds it, trembling. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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