Kid Jurassic Posted July 7, 2008 Report Share Posted July 7, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Mein Kampf NT: Now that they have brought out Forbidden Kingdom which has Jackie Chan and Jet Li squaring off, who will next finally square off in a film ? (difficulty not shape jokes or right angle jokes) Hayden Christensen vs James Van Der Beek in "Angst for the Memories" ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted July 7, 2008 Report Share Posted July 7, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Times you wish you had a stunt double. "No, honey, that dress doesn't make you look fat. Light does. The simple fact that I can see you..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted July 7, 2008 Report Share Posted July 7, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Times you wish you had a stunt double. "Staff meeting at 2:30, Double. Good luck." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted July 7, 2008 Report Share Posted July 7, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Times you wish you had a stunt double. "What were you and my sister doing out so late last night, sweetie?" New Topic: Signs that the person you're working next to is completely psychotic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted July 7, 2008 Author Report Share Posted July 7, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: Signs that the person you're working next to is completely psychotic. "Oh, no. The executives would never do that...they're on our side." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted July 7, 2008 Report Share Posted July 7, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: Signs that the person you're working next to is completely psychotic. "You sent the widgets to Alpha Centauri?" "Oh, did you want me to send them to Mars?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted July 7, 2008 Report Share Posted July 7, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Chad: "Corby." Corby: "Chad." NT: Signs that this reunion tour could be your favorite band's last. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted July 7, 2008 Author Report Share Posted July 7, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Chad: "Corby." Corby: "Chad." NT: Signs that this reunion tour could be your favorite band's last. Announcer: "And he's smashing and thrashing around on stage, guitar slamming against the floor... that's OLD School, that's classic stuff... wait, I don't think that's intentional... he maybe having a seizure! MEDIC!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted July 7, 2008 Report Share Posted July 7, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs that this reunion tour could be your favorite band's last. "Don't worry, folks. Even though our bass player quit, our drummer is dead, and our manager isn't speaking to us anymore, we will never stop rocking!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted July 8, 2008 Report Share Posted July 8, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs that this reunion tour could be your favorite band's last. Opening act gets more cheers than the main one... and the opening act is Kevin Federline. NT: Things Kevin Federline would be good at Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted July 8, 2008 Report Share Posted July 8, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Things Kevin Federline would be good at Mooching off rich women Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted July 8, 2008 Report Share Posted July 8, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Mooching of dumb rich women Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted July 8, 2008 Report Share Posted July 8, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Mooching off dumb rich skanky women. NT: Signs this tour should be your favorite band's last. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted July 8, 2008 Report Share Posted July 8, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs this tour should be your favorite band's last. They have to break after each song to change their Depends. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted July 8, 2008 Report Share Posted July 8, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat When they do the shout out to the fans not only do they get the city wrong but also the country. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted July 8, 2008 Report Share Posted July 8, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs this tour should be your favorite band's last. The wheelchairs and nurses for all band members might tip me off. NT: Worst band name ever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted July 8, 2008 Report Share Posted July 8, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Yeah, we do covers of classic Beatles and Eagles songs. We're the Beagles!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted July 8, 2008 Report Share Posted July 8, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Worst band name ever. "The band name is ****." "It's censored?" "No, it's four asterisks." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted July 8, 2008 Report Share Posted July 8, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat N'Sync (seriously it is S I N K that is how you spell sink.) NT: NGD thoughts on cows (difficulty no beef, hamburger, mince, steak or McDonalds references/jokes) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted July 8, 2008 Report Share Posted July 8, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Fat and docile, big and dumb They look so stupid, and they aren't much fun Cows aren't fun Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted July 8, 2008 Report Share Posted July 8, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: NGD thoughts on cows (difficulty no beef' date=' hamburger, mince, steak or McDonalds references/jokes)[/quote'] Cows are wise. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted July 8, 2008 Report Share Posted July 8, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: NGD thoughts on cows (difficulty no beef' date=' hamburger, mince, steak or McDonalds references/jokes)[/quote'] Udderly pointless. It would behoove us to move on to a different topic of conversation. Let us moove on. NT: NGD thoughts on horses. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Jurassic Posted July 8, 2008 Report Share Posted July 8, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Neigh. I did not hoof it over here to be your mane attraction. *ducks thrown staplers* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted July 8, 2008 Author Report Share Posted July 8, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Udderly pointless. It would behoove us to move on to a different topic of conversation. Let us moove on. NT: NGD thoughts on horses. My thoughts while on a horse? (God, I hope I remember enough of those riding lessons that I don't fall off...)Oo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted July 8, 2008 Report Share Posted July 8, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: NGD thoughts on horses. Well, DiceAPlenty is favored in the second race, but I'm looking forward to the fifth race, when ThreeDeeSixHero is the longshot paying off at 18:1. NT: Not-too-bright betting strategies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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