Enforcer84 Posted September 6, 2008 Report Share Posted September 6, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Have her bodyguards make you their new girlfriend. NT: Our Top story tonight: _________________________! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted September 6, 2008 Report Share Posted September 6, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Our Top story tonight: _________________________! The Presidential election was tonight. But first -- three hours of a Paris Hilton update! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted September 6, 2008 Report Share Posted September 6, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Our Top story tonight: _________________________! Spinning toys become popular again Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted September 6, 2008 Report Share Posted September 6, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Our Top story tonight: _________________________! is, in fact, a dreidel. NT: If zombies eat all the humans and take over the world, what will eat all the zombies and take over the world from the zombies? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted September 6, 2008 Report Share Posted September 6, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: If zombies eat all the humans and take over the world' date=' what will eat all the zombies and take over the world from the zombies?[/quote'] Tina Turner. I'm obsessed, I can't stop! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted September 6, 2008 Report Share Posted September 6, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: If zombies eat all the humans and take over the world, what will eat all the zombies and take over the world from the zombies? vultures Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 6, 2008 Report Share Posted September 6, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: If zombies eat all the humans and take over the world' date=' what will eat all the zombies and take over the world from the zombies?[/quote'] Lawyers and cockroaches. Everyone knows lawyers and cockroaches are the only creatures that could survive the apocalypse. New Topic: The best use for a lawyer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted September 6, 2008 Report Share Posted September 6, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: The best use for a lawyer. Convincing a judge not to let Tina Turner take out a restraining order against you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted September 6, 2008 Report Share Posted September 6, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: The best use for a lawyer. Canon fodder Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted September 6, 2008 Report Share Posted September 6, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Canon fodder You'd print on him? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted September 6, 2008 Report Share Posted September 6, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat You'd print on him? Why does the lawyer have to be a him? Pretty sexist... don't you know Sarah Palin doesn't allow that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted September 7, 2008 Report Share Posted September 7, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: The best use for a lawyer. Clearing minefields. NT: Best use for a mime. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted September 7, 2008 Report Share Posted September 7, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Best use for a mime. Making lawyers feel good about themselves. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 7, 2008 Report Share Posted September 7, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Best use for a mime. A less humane alternative to waterboarding at Gitmo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted September 7, 2008 Report Share Posted September 7, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Best use for a mime. Radio Shock Jock. NT: Ways to torture a mime. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 7, 2008 Report Share Posted September 7, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Ways to torture a mime. Play a blank tape at full volume all night. (Thank you, Steven Wright.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted September 7, 2008 Report Share Posted September 7, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Pantomime putting money in the hat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted September 7, 2008 Report Share Posted September 7, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Ways to torture a mime. Start chopping fingers off until they start making noise. NT: What a mime would do on the way down after being pushed out of an airplane at 20,000 feet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted September 7, 2008 Report Share Posted September 7, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: What a mime would do on the way down after being pushed out of an airplane at 20' date='000 feet.[/quote'] Float down to safety on an invisible parachute. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted September 7, 2008 Report Share Posted September 7, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: What a mime would do on the way down after being pushed out of an airplane at 20' date='000 feet.[/quote'] I'm not sure... let's find out! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 7, 2008 Report Share Posted September 7, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: What a mime would do on the way down after being pushed out of an airplane at 20' date='000 feet.[/quote'] Scream his lungs out, just like anyone else. New Topic: Things that are even less entertaining than mimes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted September 7, 2008 Report Share Posted September 7, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Scream his lungs out, just like anyone else. New Topic: Things that are even less entertaining than mimes. Political mimes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted September 7, 2008 Report Share Posted September 7, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: Things that are even less entertaining than mimes. A typical Madonna concert. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted September 7, 2008 Report Share Posted September 7, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: Things that are even less entertaining than mimes. Political debates. They'd actually be more fun if the candidates couldn't talk and, instead, had to mime their responses. NT: Things you can say about your house, but not your girlfriend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted September 7, 2008 Report Share Posted September 7, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Things you can say about your house, but not your girlfriend. Boy, this thing has really gotten run down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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