BoloOfEarth Posted September 10, 2008 Report Share Posted September 10, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs that you are not fit to be President after all. (Difficulty: no references to specific politicians). You start compulsively telling the truth. (aka Political Tourette Syndrome) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Jurassic Posted September 10, 2008 Report Share Posted September 10, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs that you are not fit to be President after all. (Difficulty: no references to specific politicians). "Tremble with fear before my Mighty Lemming Army of advisors! What's that Mr. Fluffypants? I should play the tuba at the press conference." NT: Results of the newest particle accelerator tests in Europe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted September 10, 2008 Report Share Posted September 10, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Results of the newest particle accelerator tests in Europe. Scientists with superpowers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 10, 2008 Report Share Posted September 10, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Scientists with superpowers. You took mine. D@mmit. NT: Results of the newest particle accelerator tests in Europe. Every atom of the supercollider exploding outward at the speed of light when they cross the streams. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted September 10, 2008 Report Share Posted September 10, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Results of the newest particle accelerator tests in Europe. A small group of scientists exult at getting information nobody else can come vaguely close to understanding. NT: Things you wish the particle accelerator could actually do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted September 10, 2008 Report Share Posted September 10, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Things you wish the particle accelerator could actually do. Perfectly cook a burrito in 3.2 nanoseconds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted September 10, 2008 Author Report Share Posted September 10, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat A small group of scientists exult at getting information nobody else can come vaguely close to understanding. NT: Things you wish the particle accelerator could actually do. Solve the energy crisis in an easily reproducible, safe, clean, and cheap fashion to the point that OPEC ends up crying. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 10, 2008 Report Share Posted September 10, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Things you wish the particle accelerator could actually do. Give scientists superpowers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted September 10, 2008 Report Share Posted September 10, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat psst Pariah... New Topic? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 11, 2008 Report Share Posted September 11, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Sorry, Hermit snuck in before I could get mine posted. New Topic: Fun things to do instead of following the US Presidential Election. (Difficulty: 'Anything else' is already taken.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted September 11, 2008 Report Share Posted September 11, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: Fun things to do instead of following the US Presidential Election. (Difficulty: 'Anything else' is already taken.) Mastur ... I mean, master the contempative arts of yoga. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted September 11, 2008 Report Share Posted September 11, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Matur....er, Master the um...yoga's taken......Oh! Become a master fly fisherman! A Master Bait- wait no....that's back where we started... Video games and pr0n? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 11, 2008 Report Share Posted September 11, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Take a holiday as the world burns NT: Subtle signs that Bazza has become sensitive over being Australian Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted September 11, 2008 Report Share Posted September 11, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat He kills Paul Hogan with his bare feet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Jurassic Posted September 11, 2008 Report Share Posted September 11, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs that Bazza has become sensitive over being Australian His favorite movie is "Pricilla Queen of the Desert" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted September 11, 2008 Report Share Posted September 11, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs that Bazza has become sensitive over being Australian He ignores his kirkilliwogga and instead goes to the Outback to search out jooberdubbas and gollyfargers. NT: Make fun of Australians. Difficulty--must use two mice, a character from a Shakespeare play, and some bacon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted September 11, 2008 Report Share Posted September 11, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Make fun of Australians. Difficulty--must use two mice' date=' a character from a Shakespeare play, and some bacon.[/quote'] [bad Steve Irwin imitation]Crikey! Like most creatures in Australia, the common Outback mouse is much deadlier than rodents anywhere else in the world. These little blighters'll rip your throat clean out! These two here I call Romeo and Juliet. Just don't comb their fur, or they'll make ya wish you'd never been born! As that Sir Francis Bacon mate once said, 'Parting is such sweet sorrow"... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 11, 2008 Report Share Posted September 11, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat [bad Steve Irwin imitation]Crikey! Like most creatures in Australia' date=' the common Outback mouse is much deadlier than rodents anywhere else in the world. These little blighters'll rip your throat clean out! These two here I call Romeo and Juliet. Just don't comb their fur, or they'll make ya wish you'd never been born! As that Sir Francis Bacon mate once said, 'Parting is such sweet sorrow"...[/quote'] Wow. I'm just amazed. Just . . . wow. Somebody hit this man with the Rep stick for me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 11, 2008 Report Share Posted September 11, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Make fun of Australians. Difficulty--must use two mice' date=' a character from a Shakespeare play, and some bacon.[/quote'] "Welcome to Disney World Tasmania! "I'm Mickey, she's Minnie, and there's Ariel. Our premier thrill ride is 'Devil Run', where you get to make a simulated trek from Hobart to Marrawah, carrying a thirty-kilo pack full of Wheel Meat (genuine bacon is too expensive), pursued by ravenous Tasmanian Devils, armed only with twelve jugs of Boags. Best run!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatinKitty Posted September 12, 2008 Report Share Posted September 12, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Got him ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted September 12, 2008 Report Share Posted September 12, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Carlos Spencer goes into the All Black changing room to find all his team mates looking a bit glum. "What's up?" he asks. "Well, we're having trouble getting motivated for this game. We know it's important but we've just beaten Wales and South Africa in consecutive weeks and let's be honest it's only Australia. They're a couple of mice and we can't be bothered". Carlos looks at them and says "Well, the way I've been playing recently,I reckon I can beat these by myself, you lads go down the pub." So Carlos goes out to play Australia by himself and the rest of the New Zealand team go off for a few jars. After a few pints they wonder how the game is going, so they get the landlord to put the telly on. A big cheer goes up as the screen reads "New Zealand 7 - Australia 0 (Spencer - 10 minutes - Converted Try)". He is beating Australia all by himself! Anyway, the telly goes off and a Few more pints later the game is forgotten until someone remembers "It must be full time now, let's see how Carlos got on". They put the telly back on. "Result from the Stadium: New Zealand 7 (Spencer 10 minutes) - Australia 7(Bardolph 79 minutes)". They can't believe it, Carlos has single handedly got a draw against Australia!! They rush back to the Stadium to congratulate him. They find him in the dressing room, still in his gear, sat with his head in his hands. He refuses to look at them. "I've let you down, I've let you down." says Carlos. "Don't be daft, you got a draw against Australia, all by yourself. And they Only scored at the very very end!" says the rest of the team. "No, No, I have" says Spencer, "I've let you down... I got sent off after 12 minutes" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted September 12, 2008 Report Share Posted September 12, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Will Smith as Captain America? What could be worse casting? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted September 12, 2008 Report Share Posted September 12, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Will Smith as Captain America? What could be worse casting? Mel Brooks as the Red Skull. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 12, 2008 Report Share Posted September 12, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Will Smith as Captain America? What could be worse casting? Will Smith as James West. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 12, 2008 Report Share Posted September 12, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Nicolas Cage as Superman NT: Good casting but the studioes would never allow it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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