Pariah Posted September 12, 2008 Report Share Posted September 12, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Good casting but the studioes would never allow it. Bill Nye the Science Guy as Reed Richards. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted September 12, 2008 Report Share Posted September 12, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Regis Philbin as John McCain Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted September 12, 2008 Report Share Posted September 12, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Good casting but the studios would never allow it. Dick Cheney as the next Bond villain. NT: Extremely unlikely Bond gadgets from "Q". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 12, 2008 Report Share Posted September 12, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat 'Ah yes Bond. This is the Exploding Inflatable Lady' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted September 12, 2008 Report Share Posted September 12, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Extremely unlikely Bond gadgets from "Q". "Now pay attention, 007. This may save your life some day. This is not any KY Jelly, but a powerful explosive..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted September 12, 2008 Report Share Posted September 12, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat It's a condom, James, it may save your life. Or at least some poor girl. NT: Gadgets given to mooks who have to deal with guys like Bond. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted September 12, 2008 Report Share Posted September 12, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Gadgets given to mooks who have to deal with guys like Bond. "This is an insurance policy. The 'beneficiaries' section is something you should pay special attention to." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 12, 2008 Report Share Posted September 12, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Gadgets given to mooks who have to deal with guys like Bond. "It's called a 'bulletproof vest'. Yes, it obscures the view of your sexy muscular chest, but you sure won't look sexy in an iron lung. So you decide." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted September 12, 2008 Report Share Posted September 12, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Gadgets given to mooks who have to deal with guys like Bond. "Your guns don't need sights. Really." NT: Subtle signs the man who issued you your weapons does not have your safety in mind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted September 12, 2008 Author Report Share Posted September 12, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Your guns don't need sights. Really." NT: Subtle signs the man who issued you your weapons does not have your safety in mind. "Why is there play-do in my gun barrel?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted September 12, 2008 Report Share Posted September 12, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs the man who issued you your weapons does not have your safety in mind. "Uh, yeah, your double-bladed sword is cool and all, but shouldn't there be a handle in the middle of the thing?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted September 13, 2008 Report Share Posted September 13, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs the man who issued you your weapons does not have your safety in mind. "Sure, it's pure nitroglycerin, but it makes a great drink mixer." NT: Other unusual uses for nitroglycerin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uber Posted September 13, 2008 Report Share Posted September 13, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Other unusual uses for nitroglycerin "New Improved Pop-Rocks" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 13, 2008 Report Share Posted September 13, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Other unusual uses for nitroglycerin "I'll teach those d@mn kids to stay off my lawn!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted September 14, 2008 Report Share Posted September 14, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Other unusual uses for nitroglycerin "This'll make your cake expand REALLY quickly...." NT: Other unusual ways to "improve" your favorite dessert recipe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted September 14, 2008 Report Share Posted September 14, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Other unusual ways to "improve" your favorite dessert recipe. "Are you sure? Creme brulee with bacon?" "Shut up and eat. Bacon makes everything better. EVERYTHING." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted September 14, 2008 Report Share Posted September 14, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Other unusual ways to "improve" your favorite dessert recipe. Everytime you eat a double chocolate cream pie.... you earn money Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted September 14, 2008 Report Share Posted September 14, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Other unusual ways to "improve" your favorite dessert recipe. "Hi, I'm Jessica Alba, and here is your cheesecake..." NT: Little Known Celebrity Recipes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 14, 2008 Report Share Posted September 14, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Little Known Celebrity Recipes Britney Spears' recipe for grilled possum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted September 14, 2008 Report Share Posted September 14, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "NT: Little Known Celebrity Recipes Michael Phelps' sushi recipe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted September 14, 2008 Report Share Posted September 14, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Little Known Celebrity Recipes Paris Hilton's recipe for Braised Human Head in Madeira Sauce. NT: Ways I can get my wife to stop complaining about me watching football on Sundays. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatinKitty Posted September 14, 2008 Report Share Posted September 14, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Buy her a vibrator. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted September 14, 2008 Report Share Posted September 14, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Ways I can get my wife to stop complaining about me watching football on Sundays. Unfortunately, it has to do with the keys to the car and the gold card Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted September 14, 2008 Report Share Posted September 14, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Paris Hilton's recipe for Braised Human Head in Madeira Sauce. NT: Ways I can get my wife to stop complaining about me watching football on Sundays. Duct tape. NT: Operating room practical jokes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted September 14, 2008 Report Share Posted September 14, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Operating room practical jokes. BUZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ "Oh, just kidding... I'll plug the monitor back in" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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