Cancer Posted March 21, 2016 Report Share Posted March 21, 2016 NT: Subtle signs you're the only person in the room who doesn't have a clue about the game you're playing? Everyone stares at me when I say, "King's bishop captures rook at c8, check: off with your blouse!", as if I had grown a third head or something. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted March 22, 2016 Report Share Posted March 22, 2016 NT: Subtle signs you're the only person in the room who doesn't have a clue about the game you're playing? What's with all of these cubes? Where are all the d20's? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyAppleseed098 Posted March 22, 2016 Report Share Posted March 22, 2016 NT: Subtle signs you're the only person in the room who doesn't have a clue about the game you're playing? When you move a checker forward and not diagonally. NT: Strange Pizza Toppings that you wouldn't eat, even if you were starving. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted March 22, 2016 Report Share Posted March 22, 2016 chocolate (but I hate pizza anyway so....) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted March 22, 2016 Report Share Posted March 22, 2016 NT: Strange Pizza Toppings that you wouldn't eat, even if you were starving. Toadstools and sauerkraut (with arsenic sauce) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted March 23, 2016 Report Share Posted March 23, 2016 NT: Strange Pizza Toppings that you wouldn't eat, even if you were starving. Peach-infused Tadpoles, with Tadpole-infused Peaches. NT: Subtle signs you really shouldn't have swiped your daughter's French Fries. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted March 23, 2016 Report Share Posted March 23, 2016 Peach-infused Tadpoles, with Tadpole-infused Peaches. NT: Subtle signs you really shouldn't have swiped your daughter's French Fries. You wake up the next morning - to discover that it is over one week later! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted March 24, 2016 Report Share Posted March 24, 2016 NT: Subtle signs you really shouldn't have swiped your daughter's French Fries. Turns out that's not ketchup.... (Alternately: Everyone in the restaurant is starring at you because she's screaming.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted March 24, 2016 Report Share Posted March 24, 2016 Peach-infused Tadpoles, with Tadpole-infused Peaches. NT: Subtle signs you really shouldn't have swiped your daughter's French Fries. They taste like peach-infused tadpoles. (I really must applaud your imagination, Michael.) NT: Subtle signs that you must have really pissed off the Easter Bunny last year. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyAppleseed098 Posted March 24, 2016 Report Share Posted March 24, 2016 NT: Subtle signs that you must have really pissed off the Easter Bunny last year. Instead of plastic eggs, you got deviled eggs! (And I would know) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted March 24, 2016 Report Share Posted March 24, 2016 The chocolate eggs explode. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted March 24, 2016 Report Share Posted March 24, 2016 NT: Subtle signs that you must have really pissed off the Easter Bunny last year. He shows up with Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy, the Sandman, and Jack Frost, and the five of them beat the [redacted] out of you. New Topic: What famous superheroes gave up for Lent. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyAppleseed098 Posted March 24, 2016 Report Share Posted March 24, 2016 New Topic: What famous superheroes gave up for Lent. Iron Man gave up cheeseburgers (Just in case you don't catch it)! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted March 25, 2016 Report Share Posted March 25, 2016 New Topic: What famous superheroes gave up for Lent. Batman tried to give up scowling at everyone he meets. The resolution only lasted thirty-five seconds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted March 27, 2016 Report Share Posted March 27, 2016 The Punisher gave up machine guns for Lent. Now that Lent is over, he's making up for lost time. Jaywalkers beware! NT: Silly things to be put to death for in modern America. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted March 27, 2016 Report Share Posted March 27, 2016 Lawyer sleeping through your trial. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted March 28, 2016 Report Share Posted March 28, 2016 NT: Silly things to be put to death for in modern America. Insisting that actual competence and honesty are the prime requirements for holding government office. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyAppleseed098 Posted March 28, 2016 Report Share Posted March 28, 2016 Looking up the wrong thing on Google. NT: A person you wouldn't be surprised to have been found in a ditch on the side of the road. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted March 28, 2016 Report Share Posted March 28, 2016 NT: A person you wouldn't be surprised to have been found in a ditch on the side of the road. Dr. Daniel Jackson. I wonder what he's looking for there? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted March 28, 2016 Report Share Posted March 28, 2016 NT: A person you wouldn't be surprised to have been found in a ditch on the side of the road. A would-be fugitive from the chain gang that's digging the ditch. He actually got away for about forty-five seconds.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted April 12, 2016 Report Share Posted April 12, 2016 NT: A person you wouldn't be surprised to have been found in a ditch on the side of the road. That guy who incorrectly believed he was the Flash. NT: How your belief that you posessed superpowers was shown to be mistaken. (Difficulty: you lived through it relatively physically undamaged) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted April 12, 2016 Report Share Posted April 12, 2016 NT: How your belief that you posessed superpowers was shown to be mistaken. (Difficulty: you lived through it relatively physically undamaged) Turns out these *were* the droids they were looking for. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted April 12, 2016 Report Share Posted April 12, 2016 NT: How your belief that you posessed superpowers was shown to be mistaken. (Difficulty: you lived through it relatively physically undamaged)You set up a program of spectrophotometer measurements using colored tennis balls to measure what the bounds are for "yellow", and you find that the shield you make using your power ring is equally ineffective against clearly yellow tennis balls and the orange ones you painted black for use as a control. Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted April 12, 2016 Report Share Posted April 12, 2016 NT: How your belief that you possessed superpowers was shown to be mistaken. (Difficulty: you lived through it relatively physically undamaged) That pheromone control didn't work so well on Power Girl. Who would've thought a broken arm could be so painful?! New Topic: Non-superhero fictional characters you'd like to see with superpowers. (Example: Tim 'The Tool Man' Taylor with Iron Man's armor.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyAppleseed098 Posted April 12, 2016 Report Share Posted April 12, 2016 Non-superhero fictional characters you'd like to see with superpowers. (Example: Tim 'The Tool Man' Taylor with Iron Man's armor.) Tarzan with flight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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