Pariah Posted December 6, 2012 Report Share Posted December 6, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: The course is HERO 101. The final exam is today. What are the questions on the exam? "Write a supervillain origin story more complicated and implausible than Grond's." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatinKitty Posted December 6, 2012 Report Share Posted December 6, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat What would happen if you Critically failed a Seduction roll ? NT: If you were a Super Villain, what would be your name ? (difficulty: No real people's names, please) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted December 6, 2012 Report Share Posted December 6, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: If you were a Super Villain' date=' what would be your name ? (difficulty: No real people's names, please)[/quote'] Recalcitrant Man! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 6, 2012 Report Share Posted December 6, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: If you were a Super Villain' date=' what would be your name ? (difficulty: No real people's names, please)[/quote'] The Inhumane Extortion ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted December 6, 2012 Report Share Posted December 6, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: If you were a Super Villain' date=' what would be your name ? (difficulty: No real people's names, please)[/quote'] The Amazing Quotable Man! NT: Subtle signs William Shakespeare no longer finds your antics amusing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 6, 2012 Report Share Posted December 6, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat You become the brunt of all the new jokes like Falstaff did in Henry IV parts 1 and 2 and Malvolio in 12th Night Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 6, 2012 Report Share Posted December 6, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs William Shakespeare no longer finds your antics amusing. "Cancer and Gildenstern are dead!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted December 6, 2012 Report Share Posted December 6, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs William Shakespeare no longer finds your antics amusing. "To be, or not to be, that is the question: Whether 'tis Nobler in the mind to suffer The Slings and Arrows of outrageous Fortune, Or to take Arms against BoloOfEarth, And by opposing end him..." NT: Rejected titles for Shakespearean plays. (e.g. "Beefcutlet" instead of "Hamlet") Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted December 6, 2012 Report Share Posted December 6, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "To be, or not to be, that is the question: Whether 'tis Nobler in the mind to suffer The Slings and Arrows of outrageous Fortune, Or to take Arms against BoloOfEarth, And by opposing end him..." Answer of the Year. Sadly, I'm out of Rep at the moment.... NT: Rejected titles for Shakespearean plays. (e.g. "Beefcutlet" instead of "Hamlet") Romeo and Juliet and Cinderella's Two Stepsisters: A Study in Polyamory Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 6, 2012 Report Share Posted December 6, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Rejected titles for Shakespearean plays. (e.g. "Beefcutlet" instead of "Hamlet") The Merry Wives of Henry VIII Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatinKitty Posted December 7, 2012 Report Share Posted December 7, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat King Leers at Pretty Girls. NT: What will you buy with your Christmas money ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 7, 2012 Report Share Posted December 7, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: What will you buy with your Christmas money ? Booze. I'll get some good stuff among my Christmas presents, of course, but for everyday sloshez-vous, you need cheap stuff. Otherwise the good stuff isn't there when you really need it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 7, 2012 Report Share Posted December 7, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat What Christmas money ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted December 7, 2012 Report Share Posted December 7, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: What will you buy with your Christmas money ? Tickets to the two-day convention being held in Portland the weekend before New Year's Day/ I bet you think I'm kidding. NT: Now that Dick Clark is really, truly dead, how shall we celebrate New Year in America? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 8, 2012 Report Share Posted December 8, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Now that Dick Clark is really' date=' truly dead, how shall we celebrate New Year in America?[/quote'] "What we always do, Pinky. Try to take over the world!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted December 8, 2012 Report Share Posted December 8, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Now that Dick Clark is really' date=' truly dead, how shall we celebrate New Year in America?[/quote'] By reassigning Ryan Seacrest to a lower-profile holiday, like Arbor Day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 8, 2012 Report Share Posted December 8, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Invade and conquer Texas ! NT: The Tribble had gorged on food and is tipsy. What happens next or what does he do ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted December 8, 2012 Report Share Posted December 8, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: The Tribble had gorged on food and is tipsy. What happens next or what does he do ? He goes out looking for some Klingons to harass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatinKitty Posted December 8, 2012 Report Share Posted December 8, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat He fills a room with little Tribbles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted December 8, 2012 Report Share Posted December 8, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: The Tribble had gorged on food and is tipsy. What happens next or what does he do ? Try to get cozy with Nichelle Nichols. If you know what I mean. New Topic: There's good news, and there's bad news.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted December 8, 2012 Report Share Posted December 8, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat ... And then there are wonderful gnus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted December 8, 2012 Report Share Posted December 8, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: There's good news' date=' and there's bad news....[/quote'] The good news first: the President is going on a trip abroad. Now the bad news: he's coming back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 9, 2012 Report Share Posted December 9, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: There's good news' date=' and there's bad news....[/quote'] You got promoted to head your program! But it has zero budget. NT: You went to the market. You forgot to buy eggs like you were supposed to, but you did get __________________! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 9, 2012 Report Share Posted December 9, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: You went to the market. You forgot to buy eggs like you were supposed to' date=' but you did get __________________![/quote'] The number of the really cute meter maid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted December 9, 2012 Report Share Posted December 9, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: You went to the market. You forgot to buy eggs like you were supposed to' date=' but you did get __________________![/quote'] A suitcase nuke. Hey, it was on sale! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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