BoloOfEarth Posted September 13, 2018 Report Share Posted September 13, 2018 13 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said: NT: Subtle signs that your mathematics professor is actually Professor Moriarty under a secret identity. He mutters and curses while watching reruns of Holmes on Homes. NT: Subtle signs your new neighbor is actually Sherlock Holmes in disguise. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted September 13, 2018 Report Share Posted September 13, 2018 2 hours ago, BoloOfEarth said: NT: Subtle signs your new neighbor is actually Sherlock Holmes in disguise. As soon as he finishes one pipeful of really bad tobacco, he puts in another. And another. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 13, 2018 Report Share Posted September 13, 2018 When you ask him about his yellow door, he corrects you saying it is a lemon entry Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 13, 2018 Report Share Posted September 13, 2018 4 minutes ago, death tribble said: When you ask him about his yellow door, he corrects you saying it is a lemon entry Pariah → ← Death Tribble 4 hours ago, BoloOfEarth said: NT: Subtle signs your new neighbor is actually Sherlock Holmes in disguise. The poppies in his flower garden aren't decorative. New Topic: Twitter scandals/controversies involving popular superheroes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 13, 2018 Report Share Posted September 13, 2018 4 minutes ago, Pariah said: Pariah → ← Death Tribble You have no idea how proud of that response I am ! New Topic: Twitter scandals/controversies involving popular superheroes. Tony Stark has fallen afoul of the #Metoo movement. As has Batman. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 13, 2018 Report Share Posted September 13, 2018 57 minutes ago, Pariah said: New Topic: Twitter scandals/controversies involving popular superheroes. It's demonstrated that almost all of the 44,000 followers of Flash who respond in 1.32 seconds of all his tweets ... are himself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted September 14, 2018 Report Share Posted September 14, 2018 22 hours ago, Pariah said: New Topic: Twitter scandals/controversies involving popular superheroes. Lois Lane has been using fake accounts to troll Superman. He hasn't bitten yet. NT: Subtle signs that Catwoman no longer finds your antic amusing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 14, 2018 Report Share Posted September 14, 2018 You find that you own the Halle Berry Catwoman movie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 14, 2018 Report Share Posted September 14, 2018 You get tied up in something smelly, wet, and trailing long disgusting strands of tangled hair, and are left on your bedroom floor right where you usually take your first step as you get out of bed. Yes, you get turned into a hairball. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 14, 2018 Report Share Posted September 14, 2018 6 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said: NT: Subtle signs that Catwoman no longer finds your antics amusing. She dumps you in favor of a psychotic thug with a bat fetish. New Topic: Subtle signs that you're actually living in a science-fiction novel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clnicholsusa Posted September 14, 2018 Report Share Posted September 14, 2018 Your favorite playlist keeps skipping the third song. As you re-enter the playlist for the twelfth time, you mutter, "what the hell is wrong with this?" And your computer responds, "too much bass, really". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 16, 2018 Report Share Posted September 16, 2018 On September 14, 2018 at 2:33 PM, Pariah said: New Topic: Subtle signs that you're actually living in a science-fiction novel. You get nastygrams announcing (1) the payment on your breathing-air bill is overdue, and (2) you have 24 hours to stick an appendage in a socket to get a required firmware update for your medulla oblongata. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted September 16, 2018 Report Share Posted September 16, 2018 On 9/14/2018 at 2:33 PM, Pariah said: New Topic: Subtle signs that you're actually living in a science-fiction novel. Your voter registration application is denied because you haven't killed any aliens in the last year. NT: Subtle signs your college-age son is dating Supergirl but doesn't know it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 16, 2018 Report Share Posted September 16, 2018 Extending the Rule 63 theme, he ends up dead and stuffed into a refrigerator. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted September 22, 2018 Report Share Posted September 22, 2018 On 9/15/2018 at 7:36 PM, Michael Hopcroft said: NT: Subtle signs your college-age son is dating Supergirl but doesn't know it. She is not thrilled with the green stone ring you give her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted September 22, 2018 Report Share Posted September 22, 2018 On 9/15/2018 at 7:36 PM, Michael Hopcroft said: NT: Subtle signs your college-age son is dating Supergirl but doesn't know it. Her cousin stops by for a talk and you wind up in the Arctic. NT: Famous movie roles as played by Betty White. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 22, 2018 Report Share Posted September 22, 2018 1 minute ago, Psybolt said: NT: Famous movie roles as played by Betty White. Cleopatra in Anthony and Cleopatra. They went to university together, after all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted September 23, 2018 Report Share Posted September 23, 2018 16 hours ago, Psybolt said: NT: Famous movie roles as played by Betty White. Nora Desmond (Sunset Boulevard), only instead of seducing the protagonist she serves him enormous quantities of tea. "I'm ready for my closeup, Mr. Kubrick...." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted September 24, 2018 Report Share Posted September 24, 2018 On 9/22/2018 at 3:39 PM, Psybolt said: NT: Famous movie roles as played by Betty White. As Julius Caesar in Julius Caesar, she insists on wearing the whitest, brightest, cleanest toga you have ever seen in your life to the assassination. NT: The last exclamation of Julius Caesar's lesser-known cousin Fred during his assassination. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 24, 2018 Report Share Posted September 24, 2018 1 hour ago, Michael Hopcroft said: NT: The last exclamation of Julius Caesar's lesser-known cousin Fred during his assassination. "I hate being Julius' body double!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 24, 2018 Report Share Posted September 24, 2018 2 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said: NT: The last exclamation of Julius Caesar's lesser-known cousin Fred during his assassination. "Dude, can I have your stereo?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 24, 2018 Report Share Posted September 24, 2018 WILMA ! NT: Really Silly Choices for the Supreme Court Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted September 24, 2018 Report Share Posted September 24, 2018 1 hour ago, death tribble said: NT: Really Silly Choices for the Supreme Court Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted September 25, 2018 Report Share Posted September 25, 2018 3 hours ago, death tribble said: NT: Really Silly Choices for the Supreme Court "Since I can't seem to find anyone untouchable to be on the Court, I'll just appoint myself, then fire the other eight justices and appoint myself to their seats too!" "Mr. President, you can't hold nine seats on the Supreme Court by yourself and still be President." "Of course I can! Have you forgotten I'm God?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 25, 2018 Report Share Posted September 25, 2018 Anyone but Mary Wilson, Florence Ballard, or Diana Ross. NT: Exotic short-lived new foods formed while looking for the Piggs boson with the Large Hambone Collider. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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