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Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat

 

NT: New Cartoon characters you'd like to see.

 

I actually created a really good one for my first web fiction series: Hugo the Exploding Pig.

 

Hugo was a bipedal, talking pig. Here is how he described his cursed condition:

 

"I'm cursed with sentience -- a pig's life is really boring if you have a human mind. I'm cursed with the ability to detonate myself at will. And I am cursed to explode every day at 3:22pm exactly' date=' no matter where I am or what I am doing."[/quote']
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Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat

 

Baby clothes, a diaper service and a gift certificate for three nights of free babysitting per month.

 

That was what the wives of the three wise men suggested. "What is the woman going to do with myrrh anyway?" Balthazar's wife asked.

 

NT: Signs you really need to be nicer to the extradimensional being who lives in your closet.

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