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NT: The best goldarn use for a ten-penny nail. Ever.

 

(sometime in the hopefully-near future)

"Okay, Osama, you've been sentenced to die, so I guess you figure you're going to Paradise to be with your 72 Virgins. But, y'see, we're just going to keep this little memento (chop) nailed to the wall here (hammer, hammer, hammer)... it ain't goin' there with ya..."

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"NT: What Ben will do to us when he gets back"

 

He's gonna reward each of us a shiny gold star! In the middle of our foreheads!

 

Attached with a ten-penny nail. :sneaky:

 

 

NT: The best goldarn use for a ten-penny nail. Ever.

 

Attaching shiny gold stars to the foreheads of kids. Any child, any time, any reason or none at all.

 

 

 

 

NT: "I don't hate children, I ___________"

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NT:

I can't believe its not ____________!

 

I can't believe it's not a TARDIS! How could I find the only phone booth on the planet that's not a TARDIS?

 

NT: Signs that your cable or satellite company has radically altered your channel lineup and not bothered to tell you about it.

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NT: Signs you really weren't cut out to be a James Bond Movie villain after all.

 

Dear Mr. Bond,

 

Please feel free to trash the structure here. I decided it was just easier -- and more rewarding in the long run -- to take the second hottest babe in my organization and go live quietly with her in a trailer out in Grant County and support myself by growing Christmas trees in the front yard and selling hunting leases to those nitwits from Seattle who want to bag an elk. The rest of the babes, including in particular the hottest one, you can have to do with as you wish.

 

Smooch Ms. Moneypenny for me,

Love and kisses,

me

 

NT: They named a warship after you, but they didn't give it your real name. What's the name, and what sort of ship is it?

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U.S.S. Divine Wind

 

The modern-day equivalent of a fireship, designed to sail into man enemy harbor and then detonate a huge FAE charge, rendering the port useless to the enemy. It is directed entire by remote control, with a holographically-generated illusory 'crew".

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HMS Armageddon. It has enough guns and missiles to hit anything, anywhere.

It also has enough defense power to knock meteroites from orbit.

 

Now who was saying something about Britain not bein a world power ?

 

NT: The Church is slagging off the Simpson sisters. But they are receiving support from who exactly ?

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NT: The Church is slagging off the Simpson sisters. But they are receiving support from who exactly ?

 

The proceeds from Marge's side business, the most successful, discreet and profitable escort service and adult talent agency in all of Springfield. Which Lisa will take over when she comes of age and has received suitable "training" (in that order).

 

What?

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