Tim Posted September 12, 2006 Report Share Posted September 12, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: What Ben will do to us when he gets back Ban the entire NGD for silliness Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 13, 2006 Report Share Posted September 13, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: What Ben will do to us when he gets back Replace all the NGD threads with an engine that prints random verses from Leviticus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Threnody Posted September 13, 2006 Report Share Posted September 13, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "NT: What Ben will do to us when he gets back" He's gonna reward each of us a shiny gold star! In the middle of our foreheads! Attached with a ten-penny nail. NT: The best goldarn use for a ten-penny nail. Ever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted September 13, 2006 Report Share Posted September 13, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: The best goldarn use for a ten-penny nail. Ever. (sometime in the hopefully-near future) "Okay, Osama, you've been sentenced to die, so I guess you figure you're going to Paradise to be with your 72 Virgins. But, y'see, we're just going to keep this little memento (chop) nailed to the wall here (hammer, hammer, hammer)... it ain't goin' there with ya..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted September 13, 2006 Report Share Posted September 13, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat So I traded this nail for a shoe, the shoe for a horse, the horse for a knight, the night for a kingdom. Suck on that red paper clip guy!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted September 13, 2006 Report Share Posted September 13, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "NT: What Ben will do to us when he gets back" He's gonna reward each of us a shiny gold star! In the middle of our foreheads! Attached with a ten-penny nail. NT: The best goldarn use for a ten-penny nail. Ever. Attaching shiny gold stars to the foreheads of kids. Any child, any time, any reason or none at all. NT: "I don't hate children, I ___________" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 13, 2006 Report Share Posted September 13, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: "I don't hate children' date=' I ___________"[/quote'] ... just prefer chicken. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatinKitty Posted September 13, 2006 Report Share Posted September 13, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat ....keep childproofing my home.....but they still get in ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted September 13, 2006 Report Share Posted September 13, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat merely loathe them. NT: I can't believe its not ____________! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted September 14, 2006 Report Share Posted September 14, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: I can't believe its not ____________! Friday yet! It feels like I've already worked 5 days this week. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted September 14, 2006 Report Share Posted September 14, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: I can't believe its not ____________! Self-contained plasma propulsion! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted September 14, 2006 Report Share Posted September 14, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: I can't believe its not ____________! I can't believe it's not a TARDIS! How could I find the only phone booth on the planet that's not a TARDIS? NT: Signs that your cable or satellite company has radically altered your channel lineup and not bothered to tell you about it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted September 14, 2006 Report Share Posted September 14, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat INT: Signs that your cable or satellite company has radically altered your channel lineup and not bothered to tell you about it. "Time to watch The Grim Adventures of THE 700 CLUB?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted September 14, 2006 Report Share Posted September 14, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat The Daily Show with Pamela Anderson's Breasts? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 14, 2006 Report Share Posted September 14, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat The National Furry League matches ? What on earth ? NT: Signs you are too old for your workmates Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted September 14, 2006 Report Share Posted September 14, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs you are too old for your workmates Q: One says, "And now we know." YOu answer "...And knowing is half the battle." And they just look at you with no comprehension. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 14, 2006 Report Share Posted September 14, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs you are too old for your workmates You mention you saw JFK in Berlin, and they are confused because what you describe wasn't in the movie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted September 14, 2006 Report Share Posted September 14, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat You call Leslie Nielsen an "actor" rather than a "comedian" and everyone looks at you really, really oddly. NT: Signs you really weren't cut out to be a James Bond Movie villain after all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted September 14, 2006 Report Share Posted September 14, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs you really weren't cut out to be a James Bond Movie villain after all. "Good evening, Mr. Bond. Welcome to ... aw, crap, the cat ****ed on my leg again ..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted September 14, 2006 Report Share Posted September 14, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Would it be to difficult for you to get me Frickin' sharks with frickin' laser beams on their head? I mean really people! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 14, 2006 Report Share Posted September 14, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs you really weren't cut out to be a James Bond Movie villain after all. Dear Mr. Bond, Please feel free to trash the structure here. I decided it was just easier -- and more rewarding in the long run -- to take the second hottest babe in my organization and go live quietly with her in a trailer out in Grant County and support myself by growing Christmas trees in the front yard and selling hunting leases to those nitwits from Seattle who want to bag an elk. The rest of the babes, including in particular the hottest one, you can have to do with as you wish. Smooch Ms. Moneypenny for me, Love and kisses, me NT: They named a warship after you, but they didn't give it your real name. What's the name, and what sort of ship is it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted September 14, 2006 Report Share Posted September 14, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat The Fattybottomscootmojackson. It's a submersible aircraft carrier. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted September 14, 2006 Report Share Posted September 14, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat U.S.S. Divine Wind The modern-day equivalent of a fireship, designed to sail into man enemy harbor and then detonate a huge FAE charge, rendering the port useless to the enemy. It is directed entire by remote control, with a holographically-generated illusory 'crew". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 15, 2006 Report Share Posted September 15, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat HMS Armageddon. It has enough guns and missiles to hit anything, anywhere. It also has enough defense power to knock meteroites from orbit. Now who was saying something about Britain not bein a world power ? NT: The Church is slagging off the Simpson sisters. But they are receiving support from who exactly ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted September 15, 2006 Report Share Posted September 15, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: The Church is slagging off the Simpson sisters. But they are receiving support from who exactly ? The proceeds from Marge's side business, the most successful, discreet and profitable escort service and adult talent agency in all of Springfield. Which Lisa will take over when she comes of age and has received suitable "training" (in that order). What? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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