CrosshairCollie Posted September 10, 2006 Report Share Posted September 10, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs it's time to spay your catgirl. Because it's year three, according to the suits of cards. First, you love (Heart) her. Then, you get engaged (Diamonds). Then, you get her spayed (Spade). And lastly, when she gets old and annoying, you Club her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted September 10, 2006 Report Share Posted September 10, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs it's time to spay your catgirl. She exists. The simple fact that she's a catgirl begs the need for spaying. NT: The correct way to answer the question: "Does this dress make my butt look big?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted September 10, 2006 Report Share Posted September 10, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat She exists. The simple fact that she's a catgirl begs the need for spaying. NT: The correct way to answer the question: "Does this dress make my butt look big?" "No, your butt always looks big. But it doesn't matter, because I like big butts and I cannot lie ..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted September 10, 2006 Report Share Posted September 10, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: The correct way to answer the question: "Does this dress make my butt look big?" "You're wearing a dress???" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted September 10, 2006 Report Share Posted September 10, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "I wouldn't know. I can't see your butt because the dress is hiding it." NT: How not to propose marriage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted September 10, 2006 Report Share Posted September 10, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: How not to propose marriage. If you're not doing anything, want to go get married? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted September 10, 2006 Report Share Posted September 10, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "NT: How not to propose marriage. "Wanna get hitched, Bob?" "Sure thing, Rick." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatinKitty Posted September 11, 2006 Report Share Posted September 11, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Was it me that knocked you up ?" NT: A good line for your character to say to his/her Arch Nemesis: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted September 11, 2006 Report Share Posted September 11, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Was it me that knocked you up ?" NT: A good line for your character to say to his/her Arch Nemesis: "Was it me that knocked you up?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted September 11, 2006 Report Share Posted September 11, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: A good line for your character to say to his/her Arch Nemesis: "You probably think I'm frightened. You probably think I'm shaking in my boots and losing control of certain vital bodily functions at the very thought of you. You know what? You're absolutely right." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 11, 2006 Report Share Posted September 11, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Birds do it Bees do it Even educated fleas do it Let's do it Let's beat the daylights out of each other NT: Things not to serve to Batman at a dinner/feast/party Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zornwil Posted September 11, 2006 Report Share Posted September 11, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "I thought bats liked mice - what do you mean you're not that kind of Bat Man?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted September 11, 2006 Report Share Posted September 11, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "That's an odd-looking roast turkey, Mr. Luthor." "Nice of you to notice, Mr. Wayne. That's a roasted penguin. When you're as rich as we are, there's no such thing as impossible-to-obtain food." "Oh, sorry, that's my pager. enjoy yourself, Lex." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted September 11, 2006 Report Share Posted September 11, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Roasted Robin.... ? NT: Gadgets Batman Does NOT carry in the utility belt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 11, 2006 Report Share Posted September 11, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Gadgets Batman Does NOT carry in the utility belt. Ben-wa balls. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted September 11, 2006 Report Share Posted September 11, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Gadgets Batman Does NOT carry in the utility belt. Ben-wa balls. Wanna bet? Cheez-whiz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted September 12, 2006 Report Share Posted September 12, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Gadgets Batman Does NOT carry in the utility belt. The Bat-Inflate-A-Date "Hang on, Robin, I'll get the--" *PFFFFT* "Holy Helium Hooters, Batman!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted September 12, 2006 Report Share Posted September 12, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Collie, your topic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted September 12, 2006 Report Share Posted September 12, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Collie' date=' your topic.[/quote'] Whoops, my bad. Saw BoloOfEarth's 'wanna bet', but didn't see the Cheez Whiz, so thought he was just smarting off. NT: What Hermit is going to say when he reads the 'Batman can totally whale on Captain America' thread from beginning to end, upon his return. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted September 12, 2006 Report Share Posted September 12, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Whoops, my bad. Saw BoloOfEarth's 'wanna bet', but didn't see the Cheez Whiz, so thought he was just smarting off. NT: What Hermit is going to say when he reads the 'Batman can totally whale on Captain America' thread from beginning to end, upon his return. "Time to take out my clue-by-four and take some names...." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted September 12, 2006 Report Share Posted September 12, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat ...Those Bastards! They did this deliberately! *Nukes NGD from orbit* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted September 12, 2006 Report Share Posted September 12, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat 'Don't be ridiculous -- Batman can't even lift a whale!" NT: Signs you are taking your fantasy football league far too seriously. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted September 12, 2006 Report Share Posted September 12, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs you are taking your fantasy football league far too seriously. "Vinnie? Take the boys and the bag of crowbars and head to St. Louis. That Wilkins guy kicks a little TOO well ..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted September 12, 2006 Report Share Posted September 12, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs you are taking your fantasy football league far too seriously. You fire your team's manager and coaching staff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 12, 2006 Report Share Posted September 12, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat You attack real life referees for causing your fantasy team to lose points. NT: What Ben will do to us when he gets back Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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