BoloOfEarth Posted September 5, 2006 Report Share Posted September 5, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs that the commandos storming your Evil Base of Ultimate Doom are not as competent as they think they are. They're all yelling, "Go, Joe!" Then again, all my troops are yelling "COBRA!!!" and firing wildly, so I guess I can't complain. NT: Worst battle cry ever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted September 5, 2006 Report Share Posted September 5, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Worst battle cry ever. 'DEATH TO ME!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted September 5, 2006 Report Share Posted September 5, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat You're being stormed by the NGD members in the "Random Attacks" thread. NT: To me my ______________ (insert name of magic weapon of not so scariness) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 5, 2006 Report Share Posted September 5, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: To me my ______________ (insert name of magic weapon of not so scariness) Limp Gherkin!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted September 5, 2006 Report Share Posted September 5, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat 'DEATH TO ME!" "Death to Smoochie!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted September 5, 2006 Report Share Posted September 5, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Death to Smoochie!" Your topic, unless we want to run with that one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted September 5, 2006 Report Share Posted September 5, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: To me my ______________ (insert name of magic weapon of not so scariness) To me my Rod of Manliness! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 6, 2006 Report Share Posted September 6, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat To Me My wand of magic mushrooms ! NT: After offending Catholics, Jews and the British amongst others odd groups for Mel Gibson to upset Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Battlestaff Posted September 6, 2006 Report Share Posted September 6, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: After offending Catholics' date=' Jews and the British amongst others odd groups for Mel Gibson to upset[/quote'] "We, the midget sewer workers of America, demand you take back those comments about how all your problems are caused because you have to take "crap from these little people around me." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narratio Posted September 6, 2006 Report Share Posted September 6, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat On behalf of all the unemployed, left handed, red haired, gay, paraplegic, dyslexic, Anabaptist Albigensians residing within the Continental US we demand that Mel Gibson withdraw his comments about 'only a small minority of viewers disliking his work'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted September 6, 2006 Report Share Posted September 6, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "We, the keepers of the Maya traditions, are very upset over Apocalypto." NT: Signs that Kaite Couric has asked the wrong person to do today's "freeSpeech' segment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted September 7, 2006 Report Share Posted September 7, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "What do you have for us today, Mr. Cronkite?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 7, 2006 Report Share Posted September 7, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat So Lucifer what do you have for us today ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narratio Posted September 7, 2006 Report Share Posted September 7, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat So, Dr. Kevorkian, care to tell us about your new book? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 7, 2006 Report Share Posted September 7, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Pssst ! Narratio ! New Topic please ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Threnody Posted September 8, 2006 Report Share Posted September 8, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Pssst ! Narratio ! New Topic please ! Dja want me to give ya one, on account I didn't before? (But Mike's right, I didn't have ta.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted September 8, 2006 Report Share Posted September 8, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Go for it! We wants new topic! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatinKitty Posted September 8, 2006 Report Share Posted September 8, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Here's one: Reasons Zornwil should compose our new National Anthem.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 8, 2006 Report Share Posted September 8, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Reasons Zornwil should compose our new National Anthem.... Instead of some old medieval drinking song, he'll use a tune by Jerry Garcia. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted September 8, 2006 Report Share Posted September 8, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Reasons Zornwil should compose our new National Anthem.... Because that way we'll already know, instead of finding out from experience, that it is impossible for human vocal chords to achieve. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted September 8, 2006 Report Share Posted September 8, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat He'd give it the most soul its seen since Marvin Gaye. NT: So who is Zornwil's Studio band? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted September 9, 2006 Report Share Posted September 9, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: So who is Zornwil's Studio band? The surviving members of Blue Oyster Cult, of course. "History shows again and again how nature points out the folly of men -- Godzilla!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted September 9, 2006 Report Share Posted September 9, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: So who is Zornwil's Studio band? A bunch of guys sharing an accordion, a ukelele, a harmonica, a glockenspiel, and a triangle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted September 9, 2006 Report Share Posted September 9, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat The Mormon Tabernacle Choir, each and ever member equipped with their own kazoo. NT: Signs it's time to spay your catgirl. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted September 9, 2006 Report Share Posted September 9, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs it's time to spay your catgirl. You're yard is full of catboys looking to hook-up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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