Basil Posted August 31, 2006 Report Share Posted August 31, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Remarkable creatures seen as roadkill on your morning commute Pedestrians! :shock: :shock: :shock: NT: What I learned from history. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 31, 2006 Report Share Posted August 31, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: What I learned from history. Their beads for your land is usually not going to be a deal in your favor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted August 31, 2006 Report Share Posted August 31, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat That the only way to truely be remembered is if you are a completely utterly ruthless b a s t a r d. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted August 31, 2006 Report Share Posted August 31, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: What I learned from history. HEY. I didn't want to write that paper back in college, and I ain't rewriting it now! NT: The NGD is one parachute short. Who doesn't get one? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted August 31, 2006 Report Share Posted August 31, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat HEY. I didn't want to write that paper back in college, and I ain't rewriting it now! NT: The NGD is one parachute short. Who doesn't get one? Hermit. He is Cap after all and can inspire us all on the descent so that at least one of us can use TK to get him down safely. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted August 31, 2006 Report Share Posted August 31, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: The NGD is one parachute short. Who doesn't get one? Me. I'll pilot us to the drop zone, let you guys out, then fly back home and finish my tuna sandwich. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 31, 2006 Report Share Posted August 31, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Alice has wings, being an owl and all. She can fly. NT: Signs that Mongoose Publishing (makers of the new version of RuneQuest) have lost their minds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted August 31, 2006 Report Share Posted August 31, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs that Mongoose Publishing (makers of the new version of RuneQuest) have lost their minds. Ducks *and* Cylons?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 31, 2006 Report Share Posted August 31, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Ducks *and* Cylons?! Cylon Ducks are scarier. "By your command -- QUACK!" And, for the record, Mongoose didn't get the Galactica license. That was Margarete Weis Studios, the people who did the Serenity RPG. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Threnody Posted September 1, 2006 Report Share Posted September 1, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Alice has wings, being an owl and all. She can fly. NT: Signs that Mongoose Publishing (makers of the new version of RuneQuest) have lost their minds. "Roll four d6's, adding the three highest together. Enter this number into one of your six stats, doing them in order. Then,..." :tonguewav Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 1, 2006 Report Share Posted September 1, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Psst Threnody ! New Topic please ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted September 5, 2006 Report Share Posted September 5, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NEW TOPIC! NEW TOPIC! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted September 5, 2006 Report Share Posted September 5, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat we're still at two responses (you can't respond to your own topic and have it count). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted September 5, 2006 Report Share Posted September 5, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs that Mongoose Publishing (makers of the new version of RuneQuest) have lost their minds. Okay, fine. "So, you're introducing anthropomorphic mongooses into the game? What gave you that idea?" NT: Times when cheerleaders are completely inappropriate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted September 5, 2006 Report Share Posted September 5, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Times when cheerleaders are completely inappropriate. "HEAVEN! HEAVEN! IT'S SO HIGH! BUT YOU'LL MAKE IT IF YOU TRY!" "Mrs. Landry, are you sure you wanted the Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders to perform at your husband's funeral?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted September 5, 2006 Report Share Posted September 5, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat GO MR. BREMERTON! YOU CAN BEAT THAT SEXUAL HARASSMENT STATUTORY RAPE CHARGE! *Twelve 15 year old girls in short skirts, sports bras and pompoms begin to "Ride the Pony"* Prosecutor: The State Rests your honor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted September 5, 2006 Report Share Posted September 5, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "GET IT UP! GET IT UP! WORK IT OUT! WORK IT OUT!" "Dear, I know you advise the school's cheerleading squad, but why did you invite them along on our honeymoon?" NT: Signs that your honeymoon is going to be busier than you anticipated. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narratio Posted September 5, 2006 Report Share Posted September 5, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs that your honeymoon is going to be busier than you anticipated. "I'm sorry dear, you'll have to take a number" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 5, 2006 Report Share Posted September 5, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat 'Bruce who are all those gaudily costumed cretins with all those weird gadgets heading our way ?' 'Sigh, I thought the reception was too quite to be good. I'll just ring for some assistance. Hello Dick ? Has someone released everyone from Arkham, again ?' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 5, 2006 Report Share Posted September 5, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs that your honeymoon is going to be busier than you anticipated. On arrival at the South Pacific Island, the officials all kneel and bow to your new spouse. The chief of them asks her, "Mbawa, you have brought us one to perform the sacred Rite of a Thousand Virgins?" NT: Absurd elite troops for your new Palace Guard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted September 5, 2006 Report Share Posted September 5, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Absurd elite troops for your new Palace Guard. "I have no fear of retaliation for my evil. The Crimson Munchkin Brigade shall protect me, for I AM the Lollipop Guild!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 5, 2006 Report Share Posted September 5, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat The St Winnifred School Choir Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted September 5, 2006 Report Share Posted September 5, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Assassins? Protect me! To me, my Imperial Fluffy Puppies!" NT: Signs that the commandos storming your Evil Base of Ultimate Doom are not as competent as they think they are. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 5, 2006 Report Share Posted September 5, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat They are shooting us with paintguns while we are using real ammo ? Fine carry on and kill them all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 5, 2006 Report Share Posted September 5, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs that the commandos storming your Evil Base of Ultimate Doom are not as competent as they think they are. You are being stormed by ... the Keystone Kops. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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