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NT: Signs you're more like PC than like Mac.

 

I can be reasoned with. I don't insist that my way is the only way of doing things (generally).

 

New Topic: Signs you're more like a Mac than like a PC. (As if you didn't all see that one coming.)

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NT: Signs you may have worded your resignation a bit too harshly.

 

Your boss does, in fact, drop dead. And you've been charged with murder. :shock:

 

 

NT: Ways to get rid of your boss that won't risk you getting arrested. Difficulty: not to involve getting your boss arrested.

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NT: Ways to get rid of you boss that won't risk you getting arrested. Difficulty: not to involve getting your boss arrested.

 

Look up his unrequited crush from high school and hook them up.

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NT: Ways to get rid of your boss that won't risk you getting arrested. Difficulty: not to involve getting your boss arrested.

 

Give him the complete series of 24, Lost and Buffy the Vampire Slayer on DVD, and leave out the final discs

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NT: Ways to get rid of your boss that won't risk you getting arrested. Difficulty: not to involve getting your boss arrested.

 

"I was walking along the beach, and I heard this voice saying, 'Kill your boss! Kill your boss!' And I was thinking, Yeah, that's a great idea... wait! I'm self-employed!" -- Dana Gould

 

NT: World's worst supervillain doomsday device.

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NT: World's worst supervillain doomsday device.

 

"Fools! You cannot stop me! All I need do is press this button, and every woman in the world will look like Roseanne Barr! Bwa-ha-ha-ha-ha!!!"

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NT: World's worst supervillain doomsday device.

 

"And now... from this moment on... thanks to my new weapon... 24 hours a day... you all will be forced to watch Batman and Robin! Rubber nipples all around! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA "

 

NT: Best uses for batsuits with rubber nipples

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