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"Oh... no' date=' wait! I meant [i']Positive[/i]... I always get confused because I think of 'Negative' as being bad..."

 

 

NT: Worst pick-up line ever.

 

Ford F-250, We can carry all the beer you and your buddies could possibly drink.

 

 

 

 

 

(what to you mean, not that kind of pick-up line?)

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"But, Supergirl, you can punch your way through solid walls. Why practice cutting glass with your nipples when it's cold?"

 

NT: What Pamela Anderson's teddy bear would say if it could talk.

 

They are as stuffed as I am.

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nt:ingredients for your perfect mate

Jet black skin, long white hair, red eyes, pointed ears, an affinity for spiders and a psychotic personality. Able to turn into a giant spider form a must.

And I'm not writing this under duress or because she is standing behind me while I type this, really I'm not.

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nt:ingredients for your perfect mate

 

Sugar, Spice, Everything nice, and aged about 20 years.

 

NT: Movies that aren't, but could be about Dentists.

(ie: A bridge too Far- A dentist performs one to many unnessesary oral surgerys and is sued for ti.)

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Sugar, Spice, Everything nice, and aged about 20 years.

 

NT: Movies that aren't, but could be about Dentists.

(ie: A bridge too Far- A dentist performs one to many unnessesary oral surgerys and is sued for ti.)

 

JAWS--a brave dentist works feverishly using the latest tech to help a genetically enhanced t-rex with his TMJ.....

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NT: Movies that aren't' date=' but could be about Dentists.[/quote']The Thomas Crown Affair

Little does Dr. Obvious realize that when young Thomas comes to him for a simple dental procedure, he, his life and his marriage are all about to be blown to kingdom come by a passionate, novocaine-fueled weekend of forbidden love.

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