CrosshairCollie Posted July 24, 2005 Report Share Posted July 24, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT ~ Alternate first words "Buzz" Aldrin wanted to say' date=' if he had gotten to walk on the moon, first...[/quote'] "Now that I have the attention of the world, I'd just like to say ... I $*@(ING HATE BEING CALLED BUZZ! It was cute in high school, but I'm forty-$*@(ing-odd years old, and I HATE THE NAME BUZZ!!!!!!!!" NT: What political leaders do together at summit meetings when they aren't in front of the cameras or the public. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted July 24, 2005 Report Share Posted July 24, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat President Bush: Yatzeee! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted July 24, 2005 Report Share Posted July 24, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Bush: Okay Putin, I'm attacking the Middle East from Southern Europe with my forty armies. Roll. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Runehammer Posted July 24, 2005 Report Share Posted July 24, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Heeeyyyy, who's the new intern?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zornwil Posted July 24, 2005 Report Share Posted July 24, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Runehammer, new topic time! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted July 24, 2005 Report Share Posted July 24, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Runehammertime!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted July 28, 2005 Report Share Posted July 28, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat It's been a few days, so with apologies to Runehammer ... NT: Bad ways to spend your 3 genie wishes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onyxclaw Posted July 28, 2005 Report Share Posted July 28, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat 1. gee I wish I had the money to make a phone call 2. I wish that would just get over herself 3. Sometime I wish I could just die. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zornwil Posted July 28, 2005 Report Share Posted July 28, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Wish 1, I'd like to not have you looking at me like that, you stupid Genie! (poof) D'OH! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted July 28, 2005 Report Share Posted July 28, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat 1) I wish I had more time to think about this! 2) D'oh! I wish I hadn't said that! 3) Why am I so stupid? I wish I could just keep my mouth shut! NT: Last thing said before you were fired. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted July 28, 2005 Report Share Posted July 28, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat The company President is a total prick. Oh, Hello Mr. President. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted July 28, 2005 Report Share Posted July 28, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Bad ways to spend your 3 genie wishes. 1. Singing along with the Oscar Meyer ad on TV. 2. Having the genie around while reading One Fish Two Fish Red Fish Blue Fish to your toddler. ("I wave my hand with a big swish swish/Then I say 'I wish for fish!'") 3. Taking the genie while going Christmas carolling ("We wish you a Merry Christmas...") [DOH! You guys are fast!] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted July 28, 2005 Report Share Posted July 28, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Oh yeah? Well you just try to fire me limp *@!(! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zornwil Posted July 29, 2005 Report Share Posted July 29, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "What do you mean I spend a lot of time on the Hero boards while at work?" NT: The day any celebrity dreads... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mister E Posted July 29, 2005 Report Share Posted July 29, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat The day the Scientologists come knocking on their door. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted July 29, 2005 Report Share Posted July 29, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat The day that they have to work with Paris Hilton. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Battlestaff Posted July 29, 2005 Report Share Posted July 29, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: The day any celebrity dreads... "What would I have seen you in?" NT: The most incredibly one-specific-use item batman has ever put in his utility belt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mister E Posted July 29, 2005 Report Share Posted July 29, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Shark repellant? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 2, 2005 Report Share Posted August 2, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: The most incredibly one-specific-use item batman has ever put in his utility belt. He didn't do it deliberately, but that sign that floated in mid-air saying "Fooey on Batman!" was definitley one-use. He didn't want to use it the first time, and he certainly wouldn't want to use it again.... That may have been one of the ten best episodes of the Adam West Batman series, by the way. It was based on the classic comic story "The Joker's Utility belt" and holds up extremely well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rebeccared50 Posted August 7, 2005 Report Share Posted August 7, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat The little thingy he uses when he only wants to cut windows? I dunno.... OK, Three Things New Groom Don't Like To Hear: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted August 7, 2005 Author Report Share Posted August 7, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat OK, Three Things New Groom Don't Like To Hear: "Okay, the bride has decided to wear crimson She'll walk in when Cherry Pie starts playing Oh, and the 5th fleet is here to pay their respects, ignore the whistles..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted August 7, 2005 Report Share Posted August 7, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat OK, Three Things New Groom Don't Like To Hear: The sound of a zipper while the bride is standing in front of the toilet. "Now that we are married and I can claim half of your assests. I want a divorce." "My mother is coming to live with us." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 7, 2005 Report Share Posted August 7, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat OK' date=' Three Things New Groom Don't Like To Hear:[/quote'] "What, you mean this isn't the Nun Intiation?" "Boy, am I glad I had that surgery in Copenhagen!" "Which do you prefer -- 'Mr. Black Widow' or "Mr. Praying Mantis'?" NT: Signs the leader of your daughter's Girl Scout troop is out of her mind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted August 7, 2005 Author Report Share Posted August 7, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs the leader of your daughter's Girl Scout troop is out of her mind. They're marching in cadence to the Vagina Monologues Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zornwil Posted August 7, 2005 Report Share Posted August 7, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Your daughter's reading material includes "Mein Kampf" and you hear phrases like "Today the Milwaukie neighborhood, tomorrow Portland!". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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