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Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat

 

"Hey, doesn't this water pistol look rea- AAAAGUGUGHHGH!"

 

(hmmm, Thrak, I keep thinking about it, but I'm not getting yours? - PS/EDIT - Death Tribble answered, never mind)

 

NT: Jerry Springer and Martha Stewart got married...elaborate!

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NT: Things you shouldn't do around trigger happy Presidential bodyguards

 

Reach into your black trenchcoat for a pistol-shaped cigarette lighter. :smoke:

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NT: If idiocy were a brand name!

 

Idiocy Financial Planning! We can advice on ALL our Pure Idiocy means of handling your money! State lottery tickets ... dog & horse race tracks ... pyramid investment plans ... dirt cheap stocks of bankrupt companies ... short-term speculation in merchandise of questionable origin ... fund transfers from Nigerian banks ... MAKE MONEY FAST, and other forms of financial Idiocy!

 

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(eerie instrumental music throughout)

 

Image of anorexic waif sensually licking a fork and then going to stick it an electrical outlet...

 

Image of zero-body-fat and ripped-yet-skinny pretty boy setting mouse traps while naked...

 

Image of anorexic waif making toast in the bath...

 

Tagline: Idiocy, by Calvin Klein

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