lemming Posted June 17, 2005 Report Share Posted June 17, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Things you shouldn't do around trigger happy Presidential bodyguards Think I'll pop my lunch bag. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thrakazog Posted June 17, 2005 Report Share Posted June 17, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Things you shouldn't do around trigger happy Presidential bodyguards I have three names. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zornwil Posted June 17, 2005 Report Share Posted June 17, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Hey, doesn't this water pistol look rea- AAAAGUGUGHHGH!" (hmmm, Thrak, I keep thinking about it, but I'm not getting yours? - PS/EDIT - Death Tribble answered, never mind) NT: Jerry Springer and Martha Stewart got married...elaborate! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted June 17, 2005 Report Share Posted June 17, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Jerry Springer and Martha Stewart got married...elaborate! "Today we'll describe a recipe I got from my new hubby ... Nymphet on Green Jello with Truly Unspeakable Slime Sauce." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Black Lotus Posted June 17, 2005 Report Share Posted June 17, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Things you shouldn't do around trigger happy Presidential bodyguards Reach into your black trenchcoat for a pistol-shaped cigarette lighter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted June 17, 2005 Report Share Posted June 17, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Jerry Springer and Martha Stewart got married...elaborate! Today on "Living" : Trailer Trash Chic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Battlestaff Posted June 17, 2005 Report Share Posted June 17, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Jerry Springer and Martha Stewart got married...elaborate! Today on Jerry Springer: I Married a Convict! Starring ME! NT: Bad Sitcom Ideas involving Ninjas Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted June 17, 2005 Report Share Posted June 17, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Genin Knows Best... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted June 17, 2005 Report Share Posted June 17, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Johnny Cash: The Early Days. (With surprise special guest Country and Western hating Ninjas every week !) Psst Zorn ! Osama Bin Laden. Thrak was perhaps a shad too subtle for us all there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zornwil Posted June 17, 2005 Report Share Posted June 17, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Ah, thanks! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thrakazog Posted June 17, 2005 Report Share Posted June 17, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Psst Zorn ! Osama Bin Laden. Thrak was perhaps a shad too subtle for us all there. Actually, I was thinking of: John Wilkes Booth Lee Harvey Oswald Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted June 17, 2005 Report Share Posted June 17, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat John Wayne Bobbit? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted June 17, 2005 Report Share Posted June 17, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat and back on topic. I married a Ronin. NT: Best Proposals in business never made. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted June 18, 2005 Report Share Posted June 18, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Best Proposals in business never made. "You know, we here at Phillips 66 Petroleum just haven't been making a big enough splash in the market lately. We think it's due to a lack of name recognition. So, as of today, we add another 6 to our corporate logo." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted June 19, 2005 Report Share Posted June 19, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Best Proposals in business never made. Now that we at Microsoft own, well, everything, we have decided to do a few things with our money. First, everyone in the world gets a puppy... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted June 21, 2005 Report Share Posted June 21, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Free money when you open an account with our bank. NT Guaranteed things you could say to get you thrown out of Congress or Parliament ie It's getting hot in here lets take off all our clothes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zornwil Posted June 21, 2005 Report Share Posted June 21, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Let's just be honest with the citizenry!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted June 21, 2005 Report Share Posted June 21, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT Guaranteed things you could say to get you thrown out of Congress or Parliament ie It's getting hot in here lets take off all our clothes Screw the public. Let's just do what we want. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lemming Posted June 21, 2005 Report Share Posted June 21, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat You know, most of us have plenty of money. Let's reduce our salary! NT: What you don't want to hear first thing in the morning Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted June 21, 2005 Report Share Posted June 21, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat I just had to ring your wife and tell her how great in bed you were last night. Then I rang the newspapers and they were going to run it in the personals but they held the front page for it instead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted June 21, 2005 Report Share Posted June 21, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: What you don't want to hear first thing in the morning Hi, we're from Sixty Minutes... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted June 21, 2005 Report Share Posted June 21, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat So, how was work dear? NT: If idiocy were a brand name! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted June 21, 2005 Report Share Posted June 21, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: If idiocy were a brand name! Idiocy Financial Planning! We can advice on ALL our Pure Idiocy means of handling your money! State lottery tickets ... dog & horse race tracks ... pyramid investment plans ... dirt cheap stocks of bankrupt companies ... short-term speculation in merchandise of questionable origin ... fund transfers from Nigerian banks ... MAKE MONEY FAST, and other forms of financial Idiocy! A wholly-owned subsidiary of Halliburton, Inc. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted June 21, 2005 Report Share Posted June 21, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Idocy, from Milton Bradly, for ages 8 and up. Gasoline not included. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thrakazog Posted June 21, 2005 Report Share Posted June 21, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat (eerie instrumental music throughout) Image of anorexic waif sensually licking a fork and then going to stick it an electrical outlet... Image of zero-body-fat and ripped-yet-skinny pretty boy setting mouse traps while naked... Image of anorexic waif making toast in the bath... Tagline: Idiocy, by Calvin Klein Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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