CrosshairCollie Posted June 30, 2005 Report Share Posted June 30, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Things to do while waiting for your superheroic significant other to finish "Work". "Hello, Metropolis Jewelers? I'd like to buy this ring in your catalog ... yes, the one with the really shiny green stone." NT: Things you can say about your dog, but not your girlfriend/spouse/significant other. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted June 30, 2005 Report Share Posted June 30, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Hello, Metropolis Jewelers? I'd like to buy this ring in your catalog ... yes, the one with the really shiny green stone." NT: Things you can say about your dog, but not your girlfriend/spouse/significant other. Poor Guy, he misses his balls. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted June 30, 2005 Report Share Posted June 30, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat She is so friendly. She'll roll over and let anyone rub her chest and belly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zornwil Posted June 30, 2005 Report Share Posted June 30, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Hey, stop sniffing around down there! NT: Things you'd say to Steve Long but not your lover. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted June 30, 2005 Report Share Posted June 30, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Hey, stop sniffing around down there! NT: Things you'd say to Steve Long but not your lover. Stop fooling around and get back to writing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted July 1, 2005 Report Share Posted July 1, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Things you'd say to Steve Long but not your lover. "Why do they have to be so darn BIG?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
proditor Posted July 1, 2005 Report Share Posted July 1, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Things you'd say to Steve Long but not your lover. What a bargain! Hours of entertainment, generally for less than 30 bucks a pop!!! N/T: Signs it might be time to retire as a superhero. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corven_Ren Posted July 1, 2005 Report Share Posted July 1, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat What a bargain! Hours of entertainment, generally for less than 30 bucks a pop!!! N/T: Signs it might be time to retire as a superhero. Arch-enemies Captain Justice & Baron Evil face a dilema during a fight. Both of them are standing still looking down at the floor at two pairs of false teeth Capt Justice looks over at Baron Evil and says "Shhooo whish shet are mine" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zornwil Posted July 1, 2005 Report Share Posted July 1, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat (that's really good Corven!) "Well, Death Tribble, we've now levelled 73 cities and have passed out twice from exhaustion. Do you think this 28 day battle is a sign we are truly stalemated at last?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted July 1, 2005 Report Share Posted July 1, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat You run out of coal to power your armored suit. NT: Signs that your high school music teacher is out of his mind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lemming Posted July 1, 2005 Report Share Posted July 1, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Today. We will be tuning our toenails to be able to play Mozart! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spectrum Posted July 1, 2005 Report Share Posted July 1, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs that your high school music teacher is out of his mind. He insists that you smash your instruments at the end of every performance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted July 1, 2005 Report Share Posted July 1, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs that your high school music teacher is out of his mind. "I don't care if your instrument of choice is the Baby Grand Piano, you WILL be in the marching band!" NT: Super-pets for superheroes who never actually had superpets. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted July 1, 2005 Report Share Posted July 1, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "I don't care if your instrument of choice is the Baby Grand Piano, you WILL be in the marching band!" NT: Super-pets for superheroes who never actually had superpets. Mighty Moth.- Attracted by Green lanterns Light, he soon absorbed it and became sentient. CrosshairCollie 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryBug Posted July 5, 2005 Report Share Posted July 5, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Super-pets for superheroes who never actually had superpets.Spidey the tarantula - Peter Parker, witnessing the radiation accident which gave this formerly ordinary spider enhanced speed, agility, strength and web-slinging abilities- along with an enhanced intelligence- made a pet of the hairy creature, seeing in 'Spidey' his own origins. Spidey followed Peter wherever he went, and soon was fighting arm-in-arm-in-arm with Spider-man against all manner of foes, providing much unexpected help and companionship to the loner super-hero. Unfortunately, the eight-legged sidekick ultimately met a tragic demise; he was dropped on the floor by the Green Goblin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted July 6, 2005 Report Share Posted July 6, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat A robin for Robin. No practical use but it looks cute. NT: Desperate slogans for places trying to attract tourists or visitors but not really working that well. For example. 'Detriot. We have a nice airport !' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted July 6, 2005 Report Share Posted July 6, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Desperate slogans for places trying to attract tourists or visitors but not really working that well. For example. 'Detriot. We have a nice airport !' Spokane: At least your daughters will be safe! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted July 6, 2005 Report Share Posted July 6, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat A robin for Robin. No practical use but it looks cute. NT: Desperate slogans for places trying to attract tourists or visitors but not really working that well. For example. 'Detriot. We have a nice airport !' Milwaukee; All the freaky gamers have gone to Indy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted July 6, 2005 Report Share Posted July 6, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Milwaukee; All the freaky gamers have gone to Indy. Portland: Why not? Our Mayor once flashed people! NT: Album titles from your favorite bands. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted July 6, 2005 Report Share Posted July 6, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat A robin for Robin. No practical use but it looks cute. NT: Desperate slogans for places trying to attract tourists or visitors but not really working that well. For example. 'Detriot. We have a nice airport !' Come to Portland! Hotel optional! NT: Signs that the mayor of the city you live in is out of his mind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted July 6, 2005 Report Share Posted July 6, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat HEY! He "Exposes" himself to art. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyle A. Posted July 6, 2005 Report Share Posted July 6, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Come to Portland! Hotel optional! NT: Signs that the mayor of the city you live in is out of his mind. He gives an interview claming to be a man trapped in a woman's body. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loraxxx Posted July 7, 2005 Report Share Posted July 7, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat He gives an interview claming to be a man trapped in a woman's body. his name is kwame kilpatrick.... NT--the last thing you want ot hear during sex Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted July 7, 2005 Report Share Posted July 7, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat his name is kwame kilpatrick.... NT--the last thing you want ot hear during sex "You're a GUY?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted July 7, 2005 Report Share Posted July 7, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat his name is kwame kilpatrick.... NT--the last thing you want ot hear during sex "Oh yes. Yes! YES! I'm cumming!" (hopefully I'd be spent after that.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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