Pariah Posted November 24, 2016 Report Share Posted November 24, 2016 NT: Subtle signs this year's Black Friday sales have finally crossed the line. They're starting on Wednesday night. Seriously, WTF?! New Topic: How is your favorite member of the Justice League celebrating Thanksgiving Day? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted November 24, 2016 Author Report Share Posted November 24, 2016 Eating Sea Turkey and making love to a hot redhead on a tropical shore (Enjoy your cave, Batjerk) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted November 24, 2016 Report Share Posted November 24, 2016 New Topic: How is your favorite member of the Justice League celebrating Thanksgiving Day? Barry has dinner at Superman's apartment, Wayne Manor, Jay Garrick's house, and visits the Trickster in the hospital. Simultaneously. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted November 27, 2016 Report Share Posted November 27, 2016 New Topic: How is your favorite member of the Justice League celebrating Thanksgiving Day? Fighting crime in Gotham, of course. NT: Strangest thing that happened on Black Friday Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted November 27, 2016 Report Share Posted November 27, 2016 I just called to say I love you, I just called to say how much I care I just called to say I love you And I mean it from the bottom of my heart Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted November 27, 2016 Report Share Posted November 27, 2016 NT: Strangest thing that happened on Black Friday Donald Trump nominated someone with unquestionable qualifications for a Cabinet position. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted November 27, 2016 Report Share Posted November 27, 2016 NT: Strangest thing that happened on Black Friday Half the Wal-Marts in America were shifted to another dimension, stipped of all their electronics, and shifted back with Wal-mart getting none of the money. The Sorcerer Supreme had no comment when asked how his sanctum suddenly had 7000 4K flatscreens.\ NT: Congratulations! You now own twenty flatscreen TVs! What will you do with them all? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted November 27, 2016 Report Share Posted November 27, 2016 NT: Congratulations! You now own twenty flatscreen TVs! What will you do with them all? New medium: 360-degree pr0n shows. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted November 27, 2016 Report Share Posted November 27, 2016 NT: Congratulations! You now own twenty flatscreen TVs! What will you do with them all? Binge watch the entire series of The Bachelor at once Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted November 27, 2016 Report Share Posted November 27, 2016 360 degree view of your favourite person. You might call it stalking or voyeurism. I call it enhanced viewing pleasure. NT: New jobs for the 4 horsemen now that the Apocalypse has been called off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted November 27, 2016 Report Share Posted November 27, 2016 NT: New jobs for the 4 horsemen now that the Apocalypse has been called off. "Hey, Death, whadda ya mean the Apocalypse was called off?" "Not 'called off', Pestilence, so much as 'pointless.' Haven't you been keeping up on current events?" "Of course I have. Didn't you hear? I'm going to be the new head of the EPA. And I think War has a good shot at Secretary of State." death tribble and Pariah 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted November 27, 2016 Report Share Posted November 27, 2016 NT: New jobs for the 4 horsemen now that the Apocalypse has been called off. Famine now sits on the boards of both Nestle and Monsanto, while Death has cushy positions in Big Pharma. (Anti-Vaxxers? His fault....) death tribble 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted November 27, 2016 Report Share Posted November 27, 2016 NT: New jobs for the 4 horsemen now that the Apocalypse has been called off. Death is looking to expand his territorial holdings beyond the boundaries of North Korea. NT: Things no one buys on Cyber Monday. death tribble 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted November 27, 2016 Report Share Posted November 27, 2016 NT: Things no one buys on Cyber Monday. The Whizzo Quality Assortment. Because with the big red label on the front page of the website saying "WARNING! LARK'S VOMIT!", sales resistance is inevitable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted November 27, 2016 Author Report Share Posted November 27, 2016 "The Luddite's Handbook" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted November 27, 2016 Report Share Posted November 27, 2016 NT: Things no one buys on Cyber Monday.Nickelback CDs. I mean, why should Cyber Monday be any different? New Topic: The X-Men just did their 'White elephant Christmas gift exchange' drawing. Who did each X-Man draw, and what gift will they be giving to him/her? (Example: Wolverine drew Cyclops. He's giving him a monocle.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted November 27, 2016 Report Share Posted November 27, 2016 Shadowcat knitted Wolverine some really cute claw cozies. With fuzzy dingle balls. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted November 27, 2016 Report Share Posted November 27, 2016 Nightcrawler gave Ororo Munroe LA Woman by The Doors. It has Riders of the Storm on it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whitekeys Posted November 28, 2016 Report Share Posted November 28, 2016 Xavier gives Magneto a wooden statue of him trapped inside another wooden statue of a prison cell. NT: Newest pokemon names just announced and their signature moves. Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted November 28, 2016 Report Share Posted November 28, 2016 Hedsmash. Rock(er) type. Signature move is POWER PUKE. whitekeys 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted November 28, 2016 Report Share Posted November 28, 2016 Gnatzi. Very good in the opening stages with its surprise lightning attack but it fades in a long fight Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted November 29, 2016 Report Share Posted November 29, 2016 NT: Newest pokemon names just announced and their signature moves. Sittron. It has no moves, it just sits there absorbing damage until its opponent gets fed up and self-detonates. NT: Things you did not expect to see explode. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted November 29, 2016 Report Share Posted November 29, 2016 NT: Things you did not expect to see explode. The Spanish Inquisition. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted November 29, 2016 Report Share Posted November 29, 2016 NT: Things you did not expect to see explode. Chest implants Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted November 29, 2016 Report Share Posted November 29, 2016 NT: Things you did not expect to see explode. I can't say on a family board... let's just say there were way too many little blue pills involved. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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