Cancer Posted December 18, 2016 Report Share Posted December 18, 2016 NT: Subtle signs Peppermint (Santa's lead Elf) no longer finds you antics amusing.Every parcel with your name on the tag is handcrafted compressed manure. And yes, you can get such things: link NT: Christmas presents you want, but won't get. Take this as seriously, or otherwise, as you wish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 18, 2016 Report Share Posted December 18, 2016 Gillian Anderson what ? Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted December 19, 2016 Report Share Posted December 19, 2016 NT: Christmas presents you want, but won't get. Take this as seriously, or otherwise, as you wish. A do-over on the last election. Seriously, people, what were you thinking? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted December 19, 2016 Report Share Posted December 19, 2016 NT: Christmas presents you want, but won't get. Take this as seriously, or otherwise, as you wish. An offense for the Donkeys. They haven't really had one for a couple of years now. New Topic: Crazier things to do on a Sunday afternoon than tailgating in -20°F (-29°C) temperatures. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted December 19, 2016 Report Share Posted December 19, 2016 New Topic: Crazier things to do on a Sunday afternoon than tailgating in -20°F (-29°C) temperatures. Tailgating in -20°F (-29°C) temperatures while your team is playing in Tampa. Pariah and Shadow Hawk 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted December 19, 2016 Report Share Posted December 19, 2016 New Topic: Crazier things to do on a Sunday afternoon than tailgating in -20°F (-29°C) temperatures. Streaking in -20°F (-29°C) temperatures. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aylwin13 Posted December 19, 2016 Report Share Posted December 19, 2016 New Topic: Crazier things to do on a Sunday afternoon than tailgating in -20°F (-29°C) temperatures. Skinny-dippying in the one of the Great Lakes in -20°F (-29°C) temperatures. NT: Crazier things to do than running a marathon in July in Death Valley. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 19, 2016 Report Share Posted December 19, 2016 NT: Crazier things to do than running a marathon in July in Death Valley. Running a marathon (at any time) in the Marianas Trench. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 19, 2016 Report Share Posted December 19, 2016 running as a democratic candidate this year Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted December 19, 2016 Report Share Posted December 19, 2016 NT: Crazier things to do than running a marathon in July in Death Valley. "I cast my electoral college vote for Donald Trump" NT: Rick Perry's plans as the head of Energy Department aylwin13 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted December 20, 2016 Report Share Posted December 20, 2016 NT: Rick Perry's plans as the head of Energy Department Red Bull for everyone! Psybolt 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted December 20, 2016 Report Share Posted December 20, 2016 NT: Rick Perry's plans as the head of Energy Department "If your car gets more than 15 mpg, it will be impounded and adjusted to comply with these requirements." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 20, 2016 Report Share Posted December 20, 2016 NT: Rick Perry's plans as the head of Energy Department "Since I only got a C-minus in freshman physics at Texas Anchovy & Mozzarella, anyone who actually understands what 'energy' actually means will be collected and used as training bait at the next county barbecue and Non-Aryan Shoot, nationwide." NT: What is to be done with people who actually understand what 'angular momentum' means. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted December 20, 2016 Report Share Posted December 20, 2016 Gently kill them, have the taxidermist look them over, and display them at the Smithsonian. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted December 20, 2016 Report Share Posted December 20, 2016 NT: What is to be done with people who actually understand what 'angular momentum' means. Spin them right round, baby, right round like a record, baby, right round, round round. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted December 20, 2016 Report Share Posted December 20, 2016 NT: What is to be done with people who actually understand what 'angular momentum' means. MARS OR BUST! NT: World's worst Holiday gifts to give a superhero. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted December 20, 2016 Author Report Share Posted December 20, 2016 "Superman, I heard you were secretly Jewish so I found this menorah made of glowing green rock...why are you backing away?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted December 20, 2016 Report Share Posted December 20, 2016 NT: What is to be done with people who actually understand what 'angular momentum' means. MARS OR BUST! NT: World's worst Holiday gifts to give a superhero. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 20, 2016 Report Share Posted December 20, 2016 As Michael has repeated the topic this is answer 2. 'Hey ! Wonder Woman here are some handcuffs in just your size !' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted December 21, 2016 Report Share Posted December 21, 2016 NT: World's worst Holiday gifts to give a superhero. "Here you go, Hal. That suit looks sharp on you! I always thought you looked great in yellow!" New Topic: More of the world's worst Holiday gifts to give a superhero (Marvel this time) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted December 21, 2016 Report Share Posted December 21, 2016 ('Hey ! Wonder Woman here are some handcuffs in just your size !') Depending on who gave it to her, she might think it's a great gift.... New Topic: More of the world's worst Holiday gifts to give a superhero (Marvel this time) "Thor, since you're waving that big hammer all the time, I thought you could get some use out of it. Here's a metric ton of two-foot nails!" Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted December 21, 2016 Report Share Posted December 21, 2016 New Topic: More of the world's worst Holiday gifts to give a superhero (Marvel this time) "Okay, Logan... here are a box full of band-aids" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted December 21, 2016 Report Share Posted December 21, 2016 "HULK NOT LIKE STRESS BALL! BALL BREAK! STRESS BALL BAD!!! GRAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!" New Topic: The Grinch is branching out into other holidays. What is he doing to ruin them? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted December 21, 2016 Author Report Share Posted December 21, 2016 "HULK NOT LIKE STRESS BALL! BALL BREAK! STRESS BALL BAD!!! GRAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!" New Topic: The Grinch is branching out into other holidays. What is he doing to ruin them? He'd stolen the costumes with materials spare, he'd stolen the costumes that would have left attractive ladies near bare! There'd be no eye candy this year, that'd be the real scare! "They'll find out now there are no Halloween Hotties! They're find no women who use Samhain to dress naughty! I know what the male population will do! They'll sigh at the loss of the free skin show to view! And they'll all whimper and whine "Boo hoo."" BoloOfEarth 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aylwin13 Posted December 21, 2016 Report Share Posted December 21, 2016 He not only stole all the "hot" Halloween costumes, but the terrifying and horrific ones as well... to be worn on Easter! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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