Pariah Posted December 7, 2016 Report Share Posted December 7, 2016 NT: Who saves the turkeys? Colonel Sanders. His motive for doing so? Only the Colonel knows. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted December 8, 2016 Report Share Posted December 8, 2016 NT: Who saves the turkeys? Nobody. Turkeys are a wicked species and none of them get into Heaven, NT: Subtle signs the ghosts of Bob Hope and Bing Crosby no longer find your antics amusing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 8, 2016 Report Share Posted December 8, 2016 You're on a road to nowhere Cancer 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted December 11, 2016 Report Share Posted December 11, 2016 NT: Subtle signs the ghosts of Bob Hope and Bing Crosby no longer find your antics amusing. Never ending version of "Thanks for the Memories" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 14, 2016 Report Share Posted December 14, 2016 NT: Subtle signs the ghosts of Bob Hope and Bing Crosby no longer find your antics amusing. Rather than pictures of Dorothy Lamour, you get junk mail from Jean-Francois Lamour. NT: Things you will never see under a Christmas tree. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 14, 2016 Report Share Posted December 14, 2016 Champion the Wonder Horse ! (the real one) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted December 14, 2016 Report Share Posted December 14, 2016 NT: Things you will never see under a Christmas tree. An Elf hanging from a high branch. Not after last time. Last time we put him up December 3rd and by Christmas he really started to smell. Plus we are now on Santa's dreaded Eternal Naughty List. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted December 14, 2016 Report Share Posted December 14, 2016 NT: Things you will never see under a Christmas tree. A lighted menorah. Well, you won't see it more than once, anyway. New Topic: The American Political EliteTM have decided that the Electoral College has got to go. What's replacing it as the means to determine the next President of the United States? (Difficulty: Nothing sensible like "Winner of the popular vote".) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted December 14, 2016 Report Share Posted December 14, 2016 New Topic: The American Political EliteTM have decided that the Electoral College has got to go. What's replacing it as the means to determine the next President of the United States? (Difficulty: Nothing sensible like "Winner of the popular vote".) Rock-Paper-Scissors-Lizard-Spock. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 14, 2016 Report Share Posted December 14, 2016 New Topic: The American Political EliteTM have decided that the Electoral College has got to go. What's replacing it as the means to determine the next President of the United States? (Difficulty: Nothing sensible like "Winner of the popular vote".) Cash auction. Winner doesn't pay; everyone else who submitted a bid does. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 14, 2016 Report Share Posted December 14, 2016 Kanye West. New Topic. Other things that Kanye West is the answer to. Difficulty nothing remotely sensible Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted December 14, 2016 Report Share Posted December 14, 2016 New Topic. Other things that Kanye West is the answer to. Difficulty nothing remotely sensible Who will be the Democratic Party's Presidential nominee in 2020? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 14, 2016 Report Share Posted December 14, 2016 New Topic. Other things that Kanye West is the answer to. Difficulty nothing remotely sensibleWhat was formerly the seventh ingredient to SPAM, before it was found to cause brain damage in laboratory rats three counties away? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted December 15, 2016 Report Share Posted December 15, 2016 New Topic. Other things that Kanye West is the answer to. Difficulty nothing remotely sensible What was the result of the one night stand of Adam West and Eartha Kitt? NT: Unexpected item in this month's Loot Crate box Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 15, 2016 Report Share Posted December 15, 2016 NT: Unexpected item in this month's Loot Crate box A sack of 1500 Gold Dubloon Lager bottle caps. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted December 15, 2016 Report Share Posted December 15, 2016 NT: Unexpected item in this month's Loot Crate box A job application to Aperture Laboratories. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted December 15, 2016 Report Share Posted December 15, 2016 NT: Unexpected item in this month's Loot Crate box Freshly-harvested catgirl ears. NT: The Femdroids, Catgirls, and other scientifically-created "fetish objects" have taken more than enough crap from pervy fanboys. How do they get their revenge? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 15, 2016 Report Share Posted December 15, 2016 NT: The Femdroids, Catgirls, and other scientifically-created "fetish objects" have taken more than enough crap from pervy fanboys. How do they get their revenge? As is adequately documented in the source literature, mass murder, by a wide variety of psychosexually warped but thoroughly inhuman means. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 15, 2016 Report Share Posted December 15, 2016 NT: The Femdroids, Catgirls, and other scientifically-created "fetish objects" have taken more than enough crap from pervy fanboys. How do they get their revenge? Put them in the same sort of costumes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted December 15, 2016 Report Share Posted December 15, 2016 NT: The Femdroids, Catgirls, and other scientifically-created "fetish objects" have taken more than enough crap from pervy fanboys. How do they get their revenge? By giving the fanboys exactly what they've always fantasized about--which, admittedly, overlaps more than a little with Cancer's suggestion. New Topic: Subtle signs that the ghost of Frank Sinatra has grown tired of your antics. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted December 15, 2016 Report Share Posted December 15, 2016 New Topic: Subtle signs that the ghost of Frank Sinatra has grown tired of your antics. "You'll to it my way -- or else!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted December 15, 2016 Report Share Posted December 15, 2016 New Topic: Subtle signs that the ghost of Frank Sinatra has grown tired of your antics. Repeatedly singing "New York, New York" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted December 15, 2016 Report Share Posted December 15, 2016 New Topic: Subtle signs that the ghost of Frank Sinatra has grown tired of your antics. The ghost of John Gotti drops by for "a little chat". NT: Subtle signs Peppermint (Santa's lead Elf) no longer finds you antics amusing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aylwin13 Posted December 15, 2016 Report Share Posted December 15, 2016 NT: Subtle signs Peppermint (Santa's lead Elf) no longer finds you antics amusing. Your coal is not put in your stocking. A truck-full is dumped in your driveway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted December 15, 2016 Report Share Posted December 15, 2016 NT: Subtle signs Peppermint (Santa's lead Elf) no longer finds you antics amusing. Peppermint has sent Petey the Stone Cold Penguin (the official mascot of the sport of curling) to spread dead fish all over your kitchen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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