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NT: The Grinch's dog Max has had enough of all this. How does he strike back against his deranged master?

 

Widdles in his master's shoes, jumps up on the master's bed and throws up, barks frantically at imaginary attackers at 3 am -- y'know, standard dog revenge. 

 

NT:  Marvel decides to do a Squirrel Girl movie.  Who are her main protagonists, and how does she beat them?

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"Intern Dread" who looks suspiciously like Dr. Doom, thus allowing Marvel to thumb its nose at Fox by use of the parody laws. She'll win with squirrels.

 

NT: Santa was doing okay delivering his presents, but he had trouble in (Name State or province of your choice and why it had trouble)

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NT: Santa was doing okay delivering his presents, but he had trouble in (Name State or province of your choice and why it had trouble)

Santa was doing okay delivering his presents, but he had trouble in Eastern Oregon, where he and his crew were mistaken for wildlife and downed with automatic shotguns.

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NT: Santa was doing okay delivering his presents, but he had trouble in (Name State or province of your choice and why it had trouble)

Santa was doing okay delivering his presents, but he had trouble in Arkansas because the state's 2.9 million residents have a total of fifteen last names.

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NT: Santa was doing okay delivering his presents, but he had trouble in (Name State or province of your choice and why it had trouble)

Santa was doing okay delivering his presents, but he had trouble in Cheyenne Mountain because the White House mistook him for a North Korean missile and acted accordingly. Who takes Last Christmas that literally?

 

NT: Subtle signs Batman really needs to see a psychotherapist.

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NT:  Odd New Year's Eve Plans

Slip mild hallucinogens into Millennium City's champagne supply so everybody of both genders thinks Foxbat is the most appealing person on the planet, (He only intended to drug Witchcraft's champagne, but you know how things go when you're the Gosh-Darned Foxbat!)

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New Topic: How do we punish Roland Emmerich for his films like Independence Day, Godzilla (1998), The Patriot, 2012 and independence Day Resurgance ? (The more mild and bland the better)

Compel him to eat British food--and nothing else--for several years.

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New Topic How do we punish Roland Emmerich for his films like Independence Day, Godzilla (1998), The Patriot, 2012 and independence Day Resurgance ? (The more mild and bland the better)

 

Compel him to listen to Trump speeches -- and nothing else -- for several years.

 

 

NT: New Year's resolution for 2017 that are really out there.

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